Why the Question Mark?
You know how you think you’re going to start out writing something one way and then as time passes your mind starts to unravel the events of the previous day or few days and you start to think about things and you begin to formulate new trains of thought that take you in a completely different direction?
Yeah – me too…
I was going to hoot, yip, yap and deride Sparty for being 2-6 on the season. I was going to reference the all-time record of 69-35-5. But you know the MMQ. I mean, I really hate to kick a guy when he’s down…I was going to golf clap their play and congratulate their coach for keeping it “close”. I was going to compliment him for the utterly brilliant call of going for two with 1 tick of the clock left in regulation. We were all so impressed: You were sending a message that more or less said, “Wow, we really suck green donkey balls and we want the world to know it. You know, for recruiting purposes. We’re Spartans and we fight to the finish.” I guess what I’m saying is, thanks for putting JPeppers as the leading highlight of all the College Football highlights on ESPN and the BTN as it helps improve his Heisman chances.
Yeah, I was really going to rip on the losers from East Lansing, but at 2-6, they’re not even losers anymore...They’re a nuisance to be dealt with. Like fruit flies you can’t get rid of. Dog poop that shows up in the yard. Clogged toilets that need to be plunged…That recurring hemorrhoid that shows up from time to time…You get the idea.
Case in point (I know – Family Column, but a blogger has to do what a blogger has to do): The always and consistently classy msu student section late in the 4th quarter with 1:07 to go, started the chant, “Fuck Jim Harbaugh!” Here’s a link to the clip: