Wednesday, August 16, 2017

DPJ, Coaches Poll & Lazy Links

Read This About Your Newest Receiver Donovan Peoples Jones
And you can thank the MMQ and Brian Cook at later….
Top 25 Review
So here’s the Coaches Poll for the 2017 Season, which is still a crock as this is all based on speculation and assumption.  I’m a firm believer that there shouldn’t be a poll until after 5 weeks of games have been played.  Not saying it’d change much of anything…just sayin’!!!

Biggest Surprises?
Let’s start with the teams that made it in that shouldn’t probably be there or shouldn’t be ranked as high as they are. The real question marks start from 6 on down:
I know PSU is bringing nearly everyone back, but #6 just seems a little high to me. Let’s talk reality, shall we?  They only gained 11 first downs and 191 yards in Ann Arbor a year ago.  When the Lions went on their run after that game, it was against the middle of the B1G and they were lucky to upset the suckeyes.  Yes, they won the B1G, and that’s worth something.  But I would have PSU right above (or right below!) Michigan at #8 or #10 and slide everyone else up one notch…
I can see the angst with Michigan being a single digit team at #9.  I would have personally had them (objectively) around #12.  (In my slappy fan head they’re a solid 3 or 4 at the END of the season!!)  But everyone respects the Harbaugh and when you look at Michigan’s schedule, it’s manageable. 
Auburn finished with an 8-5 record and Malzhan hasn’t done crap in the last two seasons. A #13 ranking is kind of nuts… I’m not sure why they’re getting this much love, but hey…SEC.  Auburn is my odds on favorite to NOT be in the Top 25 come January
Georgia at #15 is a bit high I’m not saying they’re not a top 25 team, but what have they done lately?  Kirby Smart hasn’t really shown me anything and it’s the SEC East for crap’s sake.  And to have Georgia above #16 Florida?  Seriously?  Cumon’ coaches….what are you thinking?
Speaking of Florida, I might have had the two-season’s SEC East champ a little higher than #16!  I mean, they could be better than last year and if McElwain can find an offense…look out!
The First – “What Were You Thinking?????” I personally think the Miami Hurricanes even making the Top 25 at #18 is a bit of a reach.  Their schedule is manageable, but I just haven’t seen the proof in the product yet out of Mark Richt.  Win a big game and we’ll talk.  Like Beat FSU…or Clemson.
Texas @ #24 went 5-7 last year and we’re supposed to believe they’re gonna’ right the ship and fix everything under 1st year Hermann?  8 wins is manageable, but Texas seems to find ways to lose to teams they shouldn’t…and they’re schedule doesn’t do them any favors with Maryland, USC and Oklahoma in the first half of the season.
The Biggest Snubs?
The Domers not getting the honorary 25th spot was kind of a big surprise for this fan.  I guess everyone thinks that last season’s 4-8 campaign wasn’t a fluke and is more like what we can expect from the Domers?  I still say that the Domers could have won 7 (3 more than they did win) if not for Kelly’s stupid game management decisions….
Colorado, after being in the Pac 12 Title hunt right up to the last game in 2016 and bringing a pretty good contingent of talent back is also a surprise…
Nebraska not getting any love from the coaches?  That’s usually a perennial name that makes it in, sort of like Oklahoma, and the Cornsuckers just aren’t cutting it with the other coaches, I guess…But they could certainly be in the Top 25 before the end of September and if they can squeak by Oregon @ Oregon, maybe even 5-0 before they play Wiscy and the suckeyes in back to back HOME games.  Win one of those and they’re cracking the top 25 at 6-1 (or 7-0?), easy... 
NC State returns 17 starters and nearly beat Clemson as everyone may recall...  Another surprise that could easily be in the top 25 or higher by the end of the season…
Northwestern will be good this seasonIf I was a gambler, I’d lay pretty close to even money that they crack the Top 25 at some point…
Iowa is another team that has a fairly manageable schedule with crossover games Penn State and Ohio State at home.  But they have to earn it, for sure.
While this is interesting, I keep wondering when schools are going to start realizing that not everyone can go undefeated every season…Even Bama can’t seem to figure that one out.
Sports Betting Dime odds that certain coaches will be fired this season:
Here is the full list:
Jim Mora (UCLA): 9/1
Todd Graham (Arizona State): 15/1
Rich Rodriguez (Arizona): 15/1
Bret Bielema (Arkansas): 16/1
Gus Malzahn (Auburn): 17/1
Kevin Sumlin (Texas A&M): 18/1
Kliff Kingsbury (Texas Tech): 18/1
Lane Kiffin (FAU): 25/1
Butch Jones (Tennessee): 30/1
Brian Kelly (Notre Dame): 30/1
Steve Addazio (Boston College): 30/1
Mark Dantonio (Michigan State): 30/1
Dave Doeren (N.C. State): 35/1
Lovie Smith (Illinois): 35/1
Willie Taggart (Oregon): 35/1

Pretty much agree with all of this except Dantonio (No way he gets canned for at least another season), Taggart – they just hired the guy fergodsakes!, and Lovie.  I think Lovie has a job at Illinois for as long as he’d like to have it.
Everyone might be thinking Chip Kelly is available to come back and coach Oregon which is why the odds on Taggart, probably.  But Chip will get lots of offers once people in the SEC start canning coaches…Arkansas, Texas A&M, and Auburn will get in a bidding war for him.  And the 49er’s will love that as they still owe Chip $6M annually for three more years.
Thankfully, Jed York is a boob… or Michigan would have never had a shot at Harbaugh, either!
QB’s And Centers Butts
I’d normally have a field day with this…But there are no words!
Stripper/Prostitute Bowl?
Apparently Ole Miss and Louisville will be playing in the Chick Fil A Kick-Off Classic in Atlanta on 2021.  So, who’s going to bring the strippers and who’s supplying the hookers? 
An oldie but a goody: 
What’s the difference between a stripper and a hooker

Well, it depends, but usually anywhere between $1 and a $100…..

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Yet One More Reason to Hate the NCAA and Links!!!

Reason Number 109,901 That I HATE THE NCAA!!!

In case you haven’t seen it, here’s a link to an article….

If you don’t want to read it, a summary: The NCAA had to step into the life of a kicker that plays for the University of Central Florida.  Apparently, as a marketing major, he was using the skills and knowledge he had learned while studying MARKETING to create a YouTube Channel that now has over 90,000 subscribers.  It’s not even known how much Donald De La Haye was making from the videos as he’s never disclosed it. 

So here’s a guy, a lot like Gates, Zuckerberg, Dell, etc., that learned something at school and was using that knowledge while in school to build a business and make some dough.

Only he happens to play football as well. 

And of course, he made some YouTube clips that showed him playing and kicking a football in order to portray the life of a student athlete.

And the big, bad NCAA stepped in and said, “Nope.  That’s UNFAIR.  You cannot do that….We’ll let you continue to do that, but you have to give all the money you make to US!!”

So Donald told the NCAA to F-Off and quit the football team, forfeiting his $22K scholarship in the process. 

I don’t get it.  I just don’t get it.  Anyone else, besides a student athlete, could do this and nobody says a word.  The NCAA, in its never ending vain attempt to keep amateurism alive, makes very dumb and very stupid decisions. 
This is another one…

Great Read About Chris Evans

Do yourself a lunchtime favor and read this…

And Of Course I Wouldn’t Be a Wolverine Without Sharing This….

So I tried to read the case, but it’s heavily redacted and difficult to get through.  I’m not sure anything new was really revealed. Some student athletes had forced sex with another student and they took pictures and video.  See the Golden Gopher blog entry for my thoughts on stuff like this…

And A Nod To A Coaching Legend

Ara Parseghian dies…a couple of articles…

What amazed me the most wasn’t what he did a Notre Dame…Anyone with drive, ambition and un-fettered desire to win can probably have some success at Notre Dame.
What he did at Northwestern is what I probably his most amazing accomplishment and what we should be honoring.

"It is utterly amazing when Northwestern, over a six-game period, can win three against Woody Hayes," the late Beano Cook said. "He had that great win in '58, 21-0, against Ohio State. I can still see the picture in the paper, players carrying him off the field. The game was at Northwestern, and his fist was in the air."
But Parseghian clashed with the athletic director and grew tired of student apathy. After one of his two victories at the Horseshoe, Parseghian commented on the flight home that he couldn't wait to see the reception his team would get when it returned to campus. A sportswriter on the plane told him there would be no students waiting for him, and a disbelieving Parseghian bet a steak dinner. He lost. The year after Northwestern reached No. 1, he left.
Parseghian beat the suckeyes 3 times out of 6 while coaching the Wildcats.  He also beat the domers 4 times.  And he took Northwestern to a Number 1 ranking.  And the students and fans could have cared less.  That is almost unbelievable in this day and age…
The part that really cracked me up was that Domer Fans were angry with Ara after he went 10-2 following the 1973 National Championship.  That kind of crap has to wear thin quickly and Ara figured there wasn’t enough money in coaching to keep him in the business. 
Happy Birthday TB12!!!

Yep – He’s 40.  Hard to believe…..And here’s a link to some classic Tommy Touchdown stories.

My favorites are the basketball pick and the beer chugging contest!

Monday, July 24, 2017

Freeze Resigns and the Spectacular Follow-Up

Freeze Caught With His…Er…Well, He Was Caught With Something Somewhere IT Shouldn’t Have Been!

From ESPN:

So, if you’re not living under a rock, you know by now that Hugh Freeze, the honorable, religious, Bible Thumping Head Coach of Ole Miss has resigned.  The reason:  He violated the Moral Turpitude clause in his contract. 

Looked up the Definition so we can all be clear:

Moral Turpitude. A phrase used in Criminal Law to describe conduct that is considered contrary to community standards of justice, honesty, or good morals. Crimes involving moral turpitude have an inherent quality of baseness, vileness, or depravity with respect to a person's duty to another or to society in general.

So, uh, what exactly has Freeze been guilty of that would violate that clause?  Apparently, after the Houston Nutt FOIA request for all phone records on the cell phone (the same one that Freeze was using!) that Nutt used at Ole Miss when he was coaching, the Mississippi administration did some digging on its own, figuring they better know exactly what they were handing Nutt and what could come back and bite them.

And they discovered that Freeze had a young female escort habit

So, the man that all the Super Religious Boosters loved to have as their head coach has now been uncovered, so to speak.  Not that I think you should kick a man when part of his private life has been discovered.  That’s really not fair.  You should be able to have a private life when the rest of your life is as public as a head coach’s. 

However, you better be aware of the risk you’re taking.  Hugh was apparently not a very good risk manager in that regard. 

And if anyone is EVER in a dire situation and need strong negotiating leverage, Walter Morrison, Nutt’s Attorney, may be a name you WANT TO FILE IN YOUR HEAD SOMEWERE!!!

So what happens to the shit-show that is Ole Miss football now?  NCAA Sanctions are a short period away.  Practice starts in two weeks.  And there’s not a coach in his right mind that would walk away from any job he may have currently to roll the dice on Mississippi right now. 

Unless you’re named Les Miles and you’re looking for a gig.  Les would be the perfect fit for Ole Miss and he could straighten that mess out. 
It’ll be fun to see what happens. 

The Spectacular Follow-Up

So while I’m convinced that Michigan could be really, REALLY good this season, Bill Connelly, who writes for SBNation, puts together previews on each team.  Bill’s SP+ forecast has Michigan losing (by probability) three games this season, one of which I predicted, and two where I know Michigan will be in for a tough game, but I think they’re winnable.

Here’s the Link to Bill’s take on Michigan

See Bill’s S&P+ Chart below:

While I agree with Wisconsin (Madison is just a hard place to win) Michigan historically has owned PSU in Happy Valley.  And again, as I stated in the PSS, I just don’t see Michigan losing 3-straight to the suckeyes with Harbaugh at the helm.  Barring injuries and the fact that game is home, well, let’s just say I’m going to remain quietly optimistic on those two games.

And again, I can’t disagree with the fact that both the suckeyes and PSU bring back great teams, but things happen in college football that are always unpredictable. 

With respect to other B1G Teams, if you need links, Bill has previewed Sparty, the Gophers, and PSU.  I have not seen the suckeyes report come out yet. 

More links if you can’t find the articles on SBNation:

An interesting factoid from the Iowa article?  There’s only two coaches left coaching in CFB D1 that were hired before 2000.  Can you name the other one?

Bill also sees the Gophers as having a lot of range as far as success goes under new Coach PJ Fleck.  It could be a really fun year or a sort of long year for Gopher fans, but it should be interesting, regardless.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

The 2017 Pre-Season Spectacular!!!

What does mid-summer bring?  It brings us Fireworks and the MMQ Pre-Season Spectacular!!!!

54 Days till Michigan and Florida tee it up!!!

And what will I be predicting this season that’s different from every other one that I’ve ever predicted where Michigan wins the National Championship

Errrr...Not much, I guess! 

I do think a lot of the prognosticators have it wrong this season and Michigan may actually be as good if not a little better than last season.  Not to mention that Michigan has an ideal home schedule with two tricky games on the road at Happy Valley and up in Madison.  Yes, I guess you can say in Dallas against Florida will be no cake walk, either – but that’s a “Losable” game that shouldn’t hurt either team’s CFP chances that much, even though I don’t think Michigan will lose that one.  But I don’t want to get ahead of myself.  We’ll breakdown the games and the entire season in a minute….

First, let’s analyze what’s happening on Defense.


Every show you listen to that starts a discussion about Michigan Football always starts with, “They lost so much talent, I just don’t see how they can be as good…”  I’d like to think of it this way:  There’s Michigan Men that backed up all that talent that left for the NFL and they want a chance to prove that they actually learned something and are ready to play.  And all that talk about those guys getting ready not being “as good” as the guys they are replacing is motivational.  And if I know caoch Harbaugh and Brown, they’re using that motivation in very clever ways. 

So let’s focus on who’s coming back and what we should be excited about.  Gary and Hurst are going to be a 1-2 combination that is going to result in one of them having a GREAT Season because you can’t double team both of them. 

Mone and Winovich will probably round out the other starters on the D-Line, but Ron Johnson and Aubrey Solomon may have things to say regarding playing time.  Corey Malone Hatcher retired from football due to health reasons and won’t be a frosh sensation.  All that being said, the Defensive line is refreshingly full and will be the “first line of defense” for any team that thinks they’re going to run the ball. 

Moving to the LB position has me a little more concerned.  Peppers and Gedeon are going to be difficult players to replace, but McCray is a long time player and is returning along side Devin bush and Khaleke Hudson, who will probably get the nod to fill Peppers position in the Brown Defense.  While I’m nervous, I think the line will allow this unit to develop a little and gel more quickly as they see guys making plays in front of them.
Michigan has enjoyed more than its fair share of defensive backfield stars lately.  Lewis, Stribling and Clark are all going to be hard to replace, but Michigan has talent coming back.  David Long, Lavert Hill, Keith Washington and incoming Frosh Ambry Thomas will all contribute.  Not saying I know who’s going to start, but I expect those 4 names will be called a lot. 

Safety is another hole with some talent (Glasgow) returning.  Again, with Brown’s tutelage, I’m not too concerned here. 

Overall Defensive Take:  I look at it this way – before Brown showed up the Defense was good.  Last year’s defense led EVERY STATISTICAL CATEGORY going into the Iowa game.  That’s a pretty tough accomplishment and it tells me that Coach Brown knows what he’s doing.  He’ll build around what he has and get them to execute.
In short…Not too many worries.


I absolutely love the fact that Harbaugh brings a Senior QB back that’s ready to establish himself amongst the “elite” of CF QB’s.  Speight is as close to an Andrew Luck Prototype as you’re ever gonna get.  I have a feeling that Michigan airs it out a BUNCH this season and Harbaugh let’s the dogs out a lot.  Why?  Why Not.  More on those reasons in a minute. 

At running back, Chris Evans is back as a sophomore and will more than likely carry the ball the entire game with the exception of garbage minutes. 

At full back, Khalid Hill, the Hammering Panda will be back knocking pretty much everyone on their butts.  No worries here with Poggi as a back-up…

Wide Receiver is going to be fun as new names will be out on the receiving end of those Speight passes.  Crawford, Peoples-Jones and McDOOM are names we should become accustomed to. 

Michigan just lost one of the best tight ends it ever had in Jake Butt, but Wheatley and Bunting should be able to gap some of that talent loss. 

The offensive line comes back with a lot of returners (yet another reason why I think Michigan will be looking to score early and often) in Cole, Bredeson, Kugler, Onwenu, and Runyan as your starters.  A solid group that has played together for awhile….

Offensive Summary: If the College QB is the most important cog in the offensive machine, Michigan has that in a senior with one of the best QB Head Coaches in the business.  I also think Michigan has a tail-back in Evans that can finally take Michigan back to the days of handing the ball to someone that can create yards on his own.  Finally, a solid line anchors this entire unit and I get a warm tingly feeling when I think about how this season could play out. 

In short:  Extremely, perhaps overly confident

Special Teams

Every year I just want two things:  Kick the damn ball straight and catch the damn ball.  That’s it.  Kenny Allen did that nicely as punter and kicker and I’m sure there will come a point in time this season that we’re gonna miss him.  Snapping the ball to said kickers or holders is pretty important too.  Harbaugh gets the gap that special teams can create and will have decent units looking to make things happen. 

Expect receiving duties to be split between McDoom and Hudson for now….


I’ve done my fair share of Harbaugh praising but I think it’s time for a little pre-season bashing and introspective.  IF Jimmy has gone back and looked at last season, in particular Iowa and the suckeyes games, he should have stumbled across the fact that one more 1st down in the 4th quarter of either of those games would have won the game! 
So what am I saying?  1st downs late are important?  Yes, but what if Michigan was just up a couple of extra scores?  I got the sense last season that Michigan was relying on its defense to make stops.  The coaching staff knew the defense was that good when it needed to be and the staff got the defensive reads right.  I’m not sure the Coaching staff has that luxury this season.  I think they know that and they will be looking to capitalize offensively way more a lot earlier.  Just a hunch…...

In short:  Jimmy, it’s your 3rd season back.  The great ones find a way to win the whole enchilada in their 3rd season.  I’m not saying you have to, but I think a B1G Championship with a CFP Appearance is a must. 

The Season

As always, I’ll walk through this season game by game to see how Michigan ends up.  While I expect that 10 wins is the floor for this team, I think 11 regular season wins is very doable.  Meaning Michigan finally achieves one goal of making the Championship game in Indy. So here goes:

Michigan, their opponent with date and time of game: 

Florida (GATORLAND) Sep2. 2, 2:30 CST:  This game will be a great barometer for both teams.  However, if Florida announces that Malik Zaire is the starter for this game, I expect the line to jump a couple of points in Michigan’s favor.  I’m not saying Zaire isn’t that good, but if you get benched in Brian Kelly’s offense, well, you’re not great.  A real test on the road in Jerry World for both teams.  I like Michigan in a close one, or Michigan and the Offense could win this thing walking away because “Florida lost so much on defense to the NFL…”

Michigan 31-Gator-Bites 24

Cincinnati Bearcats Sept. 9, NOON EDT:  Not the same powerhouse they once were in the Kelly days, former suckeye head coach Luke Fickell has this team playing well.  But the Big House and a fired up opening day crowd should be too much for the Bearcats and Michigan wins running away. . 

Michigan 42 – Cub Kittens 17

Air Force Sept 16, NOON:  I believe I say this every time it happens, but why schedule Air Force?  This game is a tricky game as it is a bit of a tweener and Air Force has a gimmicky offense that could give the defense fits.  I don’t care how many kids you put on the field during practice week, there’s nothing that gets you ready for how this offence comes at you.  Never the less, Michigan should win this

Michigan 28 – Wild Blue Yonder 13

@ Purdon’t Sept. 23, 3:30 PM EDT:  Michigan leaves the state early this season with a B1G cross over game in West Lafayette.  The Boilers will have a new coach on display this time around.  With the nutty scheduling and the lack of a round robin in the B1G, this game almost doesn’t even feel like a conference game.  I had to look up the last time Michigan and Purdue played.  It was 2012 and Michigan won and is currently on a 3 game winning streak.  Brohm will get a taste of what B1G football is all about.  I’d love to make this a road game and visit the “Purdue Patio” in the end zone, complete with boilermakers and other cocktails…What do you mean Season Ticket holders and

students over 21 ONLY???

Michigan 35 – boilerdonters 10

Sparty Oct 7, Game Time TBD: A “Throwback” game of sorts and Sparty is back on the schedule in early October!  With all of the off-field shenanigans, Sparty is threatening to go 3-9 again this season and will more than likely already have a loss or two on its record by this point.  Sparty is kind of falling apart as a program and I’m not totally sure that MD has it in him to right the ship one more time.  This may be a night game in the Big House and that could make it even worse for Sparty.

Michigan 35 – no revenge Sparty 7

At Indiana Oct 14, NOON:  Another new Head Coach on the roster this season and it’ll be tough for IU to be the same team CHAOS that they’ve been over the years.  I see rebuilding coming for IU Football.  A lot of Re-Building.

Michigan 38 – Hoosier Daddy 0

@ Penn State Oct. 21, Game Time TBD (Oh who are they kidding, of COURSE it’s going to be a Night Game WHITE OUT!!):  Did you hear the latest?  Rumors and some of the PSU Bloggers are talking about the Leftist Agenda attacking the PSU “White Out” games and how they’re “Racist”!  Gotta love the liberal left, doncha’?  One more stupid, idiotic thing to bring politics and whatever into.  White Outs are a PSU tradition that I actually like and appreciate as the PSU fans completely buy into it.  I do think Michigan should lose the White Road Uni’s and bring out the Blue pants and Yellow Jerseys for this game, however.  Revenge will be on the mind of every Lion fan out there after last year’s 50-point humiliation in Ann Arbor.  It won’ be enough, mind you, but they will definitely have their game faces on in Happy Valley.

Michigan 24 – Nittany Kitties 20

Rutgers Oct. 28th, NOON:  I will be a little surprised if Michigan comes into this game less than perfect.  No, really.  I know that doesn’t surprise some of you, but there’s only been two “tests” on the schedule up to this point in Florida and PSU.  And Michigan should beat them.  Why am I not saying anything about Rutgers?  It’s homecoming and Michigan hung 80 points on the exact same team that’s coming to the Big House this year.  This game should not be on the schedule.

Michigan 69 – knights in scarlet satin 0

Minnesota Nov 4, Game Time TBD:  Here he comes rowing his dinghy all the way from the Twin Cities!   PJ Fleck and the Gophers find their way to Ann Arbor in an attempt to re-claim The Jug.  It’ll be fun, but I have a feeling that PJ’s magic, while it’ll work in some games in the B1G this season, won’t find a way to win the oldest trophy in all of college football.  That will have to wait until a different season.  If ever. 

Michigan 27 – Fleck’s Golden Rowers 13

@ Maryland Nov 18, Game Time TBD:  This game always irks me for some reason.  I wish DJ Derkin would get a little better and someone would hire him away from Maryland and out of conference.  I have this sick feeling that at some point, Maryland is going to find a way to beat the Wolverines.  They’re bringing back some talent and you can bet that DJ regularly talks to Harbaugh.  And why are we always playing them so late in the season?

Michigan 28 – Turtles  14 

@ Wiscy Nov 18, Game Time TBD:  Madison in November!  In another crossover home and home that started last season, Michigan has to travel into Cheesehead land.  Last season was a tight game and I expect nothing different in Madison with the exception of the outcome.  And since Michigan has to play up there, I expect revenge.  And a blemish on the record….

Michigan 14 – Cheesy Heads 21

The Suckeyes:  So Michigan essentially lost last season due to the poor refereeing.  I mean, we can all agree on that, right?  AMIRITE???!!!  Anyway, enough about what could have been last year and wake up to the fact that you have to start beating Brutus again if you want to go anywhere significant or do anything that means anything in the post season.  I really don’t see Michigan and Harbaugh losing 3 in a row, even if the suckeyes are bringing everyone back and will more than likely be undefeated coming into the Big House.  Who cares?  Michigan almost beat them last season and the suckeyes were pounded by Clemson 34-0. 

Michigan 24 – We may never win in Ann Arbor again 20

With 1 blemish on the schedule to a Western division team, Michigan will earn the right to play in Indy.  The question becomes:  Who are they gonna play? Iowa and Nebraska will both be in the hunt but there’s another perennial B1G West Team I like.  If you’ve been following along, you know that I think Wiscy is going to have a pretty good team and I expect a re-match between the Cheeseheads and Michigan.  Michigan prevails and it’s on to the CFP!!.

So Mr. MMQ, you think you’re pretty good at this prognostication stuff?

Well, yes.  I think I see things a little more clearly and objectively than some other people do. 

Who else will be in the CFP?

Well, let’s take a look at

The Rest of the Mess!!

I have a feeling the CFP is in for a shake-up this season!  And I don’t mean as to who’s in or who’s out.  I just think it’s going to provide more drama in the two opening games over what we’ve had the last couple of seasons.  Two of the teams last season (Washington and OSU) were only in because of record and weren’t the best teams playing from the Pac and the B1G.  Their stats didn’t necessarily support their inclusion.  Michigan and USC were statistically in to top 3 of the nation at the end of the season.  If the CFP is paying attention, there’s better ways to do this stuff…

Anyway, let’s take a look at

The MMQ Pre-Season Final Poll Prediction

Remember:  This is how I see the final poll at the end of the regular season.  Pre –CFP if you will…..

1.     Alabama – Satan again has a coooshy schedule and doesn’t even leave Alabama (for a real game) till mid-October.  They play at Vandy in September…Still looks like Bama will be sitting at 1 or close to 1 going into the CFP.

2.    FSU – Jimbo Fisher had the injury bug hit him mid-season last year.  Can’t predict stuff like that, but it happens.  Assuming they stay healthy, the ACC is a little less daunting now than it was last season with Clemson beating everyone.  No reason Fisher can’t run the table especially with Louisville home.

3.    USC – Clay Helton is getting some things figured out and whenever I hear him interviewed, you know he’s a football coach.  The Trojans also have a very favorable schedule with the only difficult (Ha-ha) game on the schedule in South Bend against the depleted Domers.  I’ll jump on this bandwagon early and take the Rubbers in the CFP

4.    Michigan – Yep, I’m putting them here.  12-1 (if 13-0, switch with USC) is a good enough record in the B1G to get you in.

5.    The Suckeyes – They will only have lost to Michigan, but that loss will hurt and Urban is looking at a meaningless bowl

6.    Okie StateGundy is pissed after last season and I think he’s bringing back a lot of starters from last season’s squad.  Expect big things from the Hokies, but the Big iiX is again on the outside looking into the CFP.  They’ll also have a conference blemish that will keep them from qualifying…

7.    LSUCoach Ogeron could be the fly in this year’s SEC Ointment assuming he can get past Satan.  Only problem is that game is in Tuscaloosa.

8.    Penn State:  Franklin can’t quite get it done this season, but look out next year!  Of course, they could also repeat as B1G Champs….So a flip-flop with Michigan is entirely possible.

9.    Laters –Just isn’t going to be the same without Stoops on the sidelines.  But Lincoln’s Laters can’t get by some of the other first year head coaches in the Big iiX. 

10. ClemsonDabo has to be in the top 10 just because they won a National Championship last year. 

So that’s that.  Meaning that the CFP would look like

Alabama vs. Michigan

And this is the part where I predict that Jimmy and Satan try to meet at midfield for a pre-game handshake and they come to blows as one accuses the other of recruitin’ his territory and the other yells nobodies got it better than us!!!

I’ll also take USC over FSU.  And then, finally, could it really happen?


And just as a double check, here’s the latest odds of teams winning a National Title as of 7-10-17:

The Hot Seat

I normally don’t do a Hot Seat Mascot in the Pre-Season Spectacular but I couldn’t help but notice some nice pics of a throwback nominee to… I’m not even sure what season (2009 perhaps?) and I wanted to give 37 year old Jessica Simpson a nod and the Pre-Season Hot Seat all to herself!!!

All I ever really seem to know when going into a football season is that someone, we don’t know who, is going to win a National Title.  And we also know that some coaches are going to get canned!  I liked what I did last season with the Electric Chair of Death and I think I will continue to use that.  With respect to where everyone ranks?  Let’s go!

“Electric Chair of Death!!!”

1.    Sumlin – Texas A&M.  Kevin has one of the worst November records ever at Teas A&M.  It’s bad.  Kevin’s seat is toasty all the time as a result, even when he’s winning.  I believe the only thing keeping Sumlin employed is the life left on his contract (thru 2019) and what Texas A&M has to pay if they decide to part ways…

2.    Kelly – Domers.  Kelly has worn out his welcome with so many different fans that when you go over to the blogs it’s not if but when… I see the domers finishing anywhere from 5-7 to 8-4.  According to the poll conducted over at NDNation, all of those records get Kelly canned.  Of course, the pollsters are not Jack $warbuck$, who just handed Kelly an undisclosed raise two seasons ago… 

Hot Seat

3.    Freeze – Ole Miss.  Someone needs to explain to me why Hugh is getting so much protection from, well, everyone in the wake of the latest Ole Miss Scandal?  Hugh had to know that things were fishy when he landed 3 recruits that he had no business in landing.  Whatever…When he starts losing regularly, he’ll be gone. 
4.    Malzhan – AuburnThe Teflon Don at Auburn.  They fired Tubberville with a better record.  Yet somehow Malzhan hangs on.  I don’t get it nor do I care.  But Gus may be on a short rope this season. 
5.    Adazzio – Boston College.  This one also has me stumped.  With the exception that maybe the BC AD figured there’s nobody better he could get anyway with what he’s paying Adazzio.
6.    Leach – Wazzu.  The Pirate needs a winning season or OSU might be looking to trade up.  Les Miles is STILL AVAILABLE!
7.    Jones – Tennessee.  Volunteer fans have suffered a long time under Jones and he needs to prove he can win the SEC East.  CONVINCINGLY!  And then at least be competitive in the SEC Championship Game.
8.    Mora - UCLA.  I really don’t think Mora is actually on the Hot Seat, but he needs to do something this season or he will be. 
9.    Graham - ASU   Graham’s schtick has worn thin in Tempe (as has Rich Rod’s in Tucson) and he needs a new gig fast.  I wouldn’t be surprised to see something happen to him mid-season if the record is bad enough.
10. Kingsbury – Texas Tech.  I know he played there.  But jeez TT really has sucked for the last couple of seasons.  They need a winning season and a decent Bowl Game. 

Coaches I thought about but didn’t make the top 10:  Bret Bielema – Arkansas, Lovie Smith – Illinois, Chris Ash – Rutgers, Rich Rod – Arizona, Dantonio – Sparty.
Lovie can probably coach another 3 seasons at Illinois and be fine.  Dantonio gets a 1 year reprieve from the seat but if he goes 3-9 or 4-8 this season, look out!

The FMQ Will Return!!!!