Tuesday, September 4, 2018

MMQ Week #1: Mondays (And Tuesdays) Suck After a Big Loss


Monday’s suck after losing a Big Game.  Tuesday’s Ain’t much better…

I always try to take the first game of the season with a grain of salt.  Meaning:  Nobody wins the National Championship on the first weekend of play.  I’m not even completely sure you can lose the NC on the first weekend of play, regardless of how bad your team looked and how great other teams looked.  The key is:  Do you have a coach that can get you back on track if you lost and do you have a coach that can keep the momentum going if you won?

First, The Good Stuff

Aubrey Thomas 99 Yard Kick-Off Return.  That’s it…

Now, The Bad Stuff (and there’s LOTS):

Saturday marked the longest losing streak (4 games) since the Rich Rod Era.  Never thought The MMQ would put Rich Rod and Harbaugh together in the same reference, but here we are.

Not even Hoke lost 4 in a row…

I’m just going to throw the Braylon Edward’s Tweets from Saturday out there to set the Tone on this Tuesday Morning…

Braylon Edwards did not like what he saw from Michigan in its season-opening loss to Notre Dame on Saturday night, particularly the play of center Cesar Ruiz, quarterback Shea Patterson and the team’s offensive line. So the former Wolverines standout said something about it.
“Ruiz is weak, line is weak, Shea is scared, [expletive] Michigan offense is so predictable (emphasis – MMQ)….Michigan football is sadly one thing…….Trash,” he tweeted at 11:28 p.m., a message that eventually was deleted but not before being screen grabbed by observers.
He also tweeted and then deleted a shot at Coach Jim Harbaugh.
“Everybody had your back. I gotta laugh because I knew this would happen. Don’t feel bad, watch the truth,” it read.
Officials at the Big Ten Network, where Edwards works as a college football analyst, apparently saw the tweet before it was taken down.

On Monday, they announced, per the Athletic’s Chris Vannini, that Edwards has been suspended indefinitely “due to a violation of the network’s social media guidelines.”

While I don’t disagree with the BTN for taking Braylon off the network, I kind of agree that Braylon tweeted exactly what every Die-Hard Michigan Fan was thinking.  Never Drink and Tweet (Braylon later came out and stated he was inebriated) You can do more damage to yourself than drinking and driving, fergosdaskes!


So, um, yeah…Where to from here?

Michigan’s offensive line woes seemed to carry over from the end of last season without missing a beat.  If anything, the O-Line looked like it got worse.  Michigan couldn’t rush and pass-pro was quite literally, a joke.  Slap on a couple of early domer scores in the 1st quarter before Michigan touched the ball for the 2nd time and I was starting to think this was going to be a blow-out similar to what happened to Michigan the last time it visited South Bend.  (To support Edwards statement above:  Michigan’s 1st possession was 8 runs and 1 pass). 

However, things started to balance out somewhat, but Michigan couldn’t do anything from a rushing perspective.  Granted, they were trying to run right into the teeth of the domer defense and that once again proved to be an unwise move by Harbaugh.  Harbaugh has admitted to calling a “conservative” game plan as part of the first game.  When you take away Nico Collins 52 reception, the Michigan offensive only averaged 3.75 YPP.  

That’s ATROCIOUS.  Pat Forde at Yahoo Agrees:


While I don’t agree with Pat (on everything), Michigan fans are going to be deluged with this trype and sports writing for the foreseeable future.  Bottom Line:  Michigan has to BEAT SOMEBODY!

The Defense, while abysmal in the 1st half, responded in the 2nd half and only allowed 77 total yards.  But it seemed like the damage had already pretty much been done.  Michigan’s offense continued to sputter and when down two scores, was still snapping the ball with less than 10 seconds on the play clock, eating up valuable game time clock. There was absolutely no sense of urgency.

The Patterson fumble near the end of the game was the icing on the cake.  

A slow start and a slow finish isn’t a recipe for winning football. 

Never was, never will be. 

Indifference…Indecision…incomplete.

I hate to state what I think the tone of the rest of the season will be based on the opening game.  Clearly, last season, after the Defensive victory over Florida, I was a little too optimistic.  Speight sputtered in that game last year and that was about the only complaint I had.  In what was supposed to be a new and improved offense and with all the positivity coming out of camp, I was naively taken advantage of as a fan.
And I’m 52.

I shouldn’t fall for the pre-season hype, but this time, it sounded believable.  Which is why I hate to base the rest of the season off of this one game.  I want to believe that the improvements have been made and it was just a bad game.  Opening game problems.  Problems that can be fixed.

I’m sure Michigan (38-point favorite) will look better against Western.  But what does that mean?  Michigan can beat non-power 5 little guys effectively but can’t beat Power 5 ranked teams ever?  (Michigan now 0-17 in its last 17 road games against ranked opponents).
If I just run with that stat, Michigan loses both the Sparty and THE Sex Toy U games.  Not to mention that Wiscy and PSU now both look like very challenging games. 
I dunno.  I don’t know where this team is anymore.  They’re frustrating, and they’re being led by a coach that may be more in the mold of Schembechler and that coach needs to see the signs of the time. 

Offensive linemen aren’t developing in high school the way they used to.  Spread offenses are run by a majority of high school teams across the country.  Michigan’s depth simply isn’t there to try to create an NFL offense with the linemen you have.  Time to re-think and re-tool if you want to succeed at the college level.

I’m rambling now and I’m gonna stop. 

Tuesdays suck after you lose…

The Rest of the Mess

It was a fun weekend with upsets and fan bases that are now wondering what they’re gonna get with their new Head Coaches.

CUD – Complete, Unmitigated Disasters!!!

Texas:   The FMQ called it by stating that Longhorn Football wasn’t back yet.  Well, not only did the Longhorns prove they weren’t back, their fanbase is starting to think it got sold a bill of goods with Herman.  How quickly the tide can swing in College football.  Maryland was supposed to be in a state of dis-array with Durkin out and probably getting fired.  My guess is that Maryland is rallying around McNair and Durkin and that’s some pretty powerful motivation.

Miami:  Again, The FMQ nailed it but more on that later…Miami looked like a disaster on wheels and the wheels came flying off really fast.  They made LSU look like a SUPER SEC team, and I’m not sure I can go that far with LSU yet.  Again, was how bad the Canes played a reflection of how good LSU is, or vice versa?  Is LSU that improved that they made the Canes look like a middle of the road ACC team?  Or is it a little of both?  Time will tell…

LNU:  In what would have been a GREAT BET for the FMQ, LNU found a way to pull out the victory at home over Utah State.  The Aggies looked great for 4 quarters of football, but their defense couldn’t rise to the occasion and make that last stop of the game.  LNU eeked out a nailbiter, but they were exposed for what they are.  Again, time and coaching can improve any team.  D’etonieoi will have them playing better in a couple of games…

Louisville:  I really thought that Louisville could keep it within the spread vs. Bama.  But Bama is really good and Louisville IS THE MIDDLE of the road ACC team.  And that’s it. 

Cremesicles:  Another debuting coach in Pruitt didn’t fare that well, either.  WVU more or less ran and passed Tennessee out of the stadium.  While I though Pruitt could at least put a lid on the embarrassing blow-outs, it seems that WVU might be better than I thought and the Cremesicles continue a spiral into oblivion.  Vol Fans are going to throw another season away, giving the new guy a “Chance” to establish.

Arizona:  After the FMQ boldly predicted that Arizona could be a 10 win regular season team, the Wildcats came out and dropped a big ole’ turd of a game against BYU, who didn’t make a bowl last season. I take back every good thing I said about Sumlin and Tate isn’t Johnny Manziel. 

CBOTL – Come Back Off the Ledge

These are losses that looked bad, but there’s no reason to panic and sell the season duckets yet.

Michigan:  I hate to put Michigan in this category, but I will say there’s a lot of football left to be played and rivals can still be beaten.  It’s just going to require a boatload of improvement.  And I’m not sure where it’s going to come from…

FSU:  In the “What have we gotten ourselves into with this Coach?” column, FSU fans are wondering whether or not Jimbo could have coached the Seminoles to a victory last night.  Taggart’s debut was really, REALLY hideous and the Seminoles were destroyed in every facet of the game.  Their offense was bad, defense blew chunks, and Beamer Ball (Special Teams) scored points.  Va-Tech had a +5 TO margin.   That rarely happens, but still.  Maybe not the end of the world for FSU – not yet.

PGL – Pretty Good Loss

Purdue:  This game was on Thursday night and I thought Purdue was going to come back and beat the KittyCats.  Unfortunately, time ran out and the game ended on a questionable “roughing” play, but that’s football.

Washington:  I don’t think ANYONE is going to hold a first game loss in Auburn’s 2nd home field against the Huskies if they can run the table.  I’m not saying they looked good enough to convince me that they CAN run the table, but the loss won’t hurt them one little bit if they do run the table. 

WWB – We Won, But…We Should Be Worried

Texas A&M:  A&M welcomed Jimbo Fisher and went out and set a school record for total offense in a single game.  It was against nobody, but the fanbase if feeling a lot better than teams that lost... 

Ole Miss:  Went down to Texas Tech and crushed the Red Raiders.  But the Red Raiders are NOT SEC WEST quality.  While the fan base can feel good about the upset, let’s see what happens when they play real competition.  
  
LSU:   See the Miami CUD.  Beating up a Miami team that might not have been as good as advertised last season shouldn’t make you want to buy tickets for the NC.  Not yet.  Beat Auburn and we’ll talk. 

THE Sex Toy University:   Offense took care of business vs. OSU, but THE Sex Toy U’s defense also gave up 31 points.  And that was when the 1st team was still on the field.  Maybe THE Sex Toy U’s D isn’t everything they were billed up to be.  But they can always improve.

Gophers:  PJ Fleck came out of the gate rowing hard and earned a respectable victory.  I saw a lot of the game and the Gophers may give people headaches this season….

The 5 Stages of Slappy Fan Grief

  1. Denial and Isolation –Michigan, Texas and Miami.  It was only one game and we’re a better team than what everyone saw on the field.  After the 2nd LOSS, things will begin to get ugly.     
  2. ANGER –Texas and Michigan.  Both played beatable opponents and if they had played (and called) a better game, the outcomes might have been different. 
  3. Bargaining –Seminoles It’s not over, but it’s hard to see how it’s going to get better.
  4. Depression –Michigan So much pre-season hype only to followed by an extremely disappointing season debut. I’ll admit it, I’m depressed…I’ll throw Texas Tech down in here for giggles and grins. 
  5.  Acceptance – Not yet!  Season’s still young….

NEW!  Ref Rants!

Just one – from last night’s FSU Va Tech game when FSU should have scored a TD and the re-play was never called.  I thought that all scoring plays had to be reviewed, but this was not called a score and the runner was called down on the 2 yard line.  Still, it seems like a review should have happened.

Idle Thoughts from Saturday (and the last 6 days).

-Gophers look solid!
-LNU is LOSING TO UTAH STATE in the 2nd half!
-Go Aggies!
-Uh-oh!  This is getting serious in East Lansing!
-Wheels could come off LNU’s cart before season gets rolling!
-Nope, not gonna happen.
-Texas looks bad.  Defense is atrocious.
-Maryland looks surprisingly good! 
-Again, is that a reflection on Texas or Maryland?
-Can never tell after one game.
-Sex Toy U having their way with OSU. 
-Fitting, I guess.
-Don’t look now, but the Horror II is happening in Happy Valley
-When are teams going to figure out you DON’T SCHEDULE APP STATE!
-And PSU escapes…
-Kick-Off!
-Takes forever to get here.
-Jeez, Michigan looks awful
-Defense looks even worse
-I guess those confidence issues have been ironed out for Wimbush
-Two Domer possessions.  Two Scores.
-Michigan looks like swiss cheese.  At this rate, 14 points/quarter, the domers will hang 50 on Michigan.
-I’ll take the Figgie.  Something’s better than nothing.
-The 2nd half hasn’t changed much of what I’m seeing. 
-Michigan is not a good football team at the moment.
-We waited an entire off-season for this?
-Play calling needs to improve. 
-Work with what you’ve got. 
-Jeez…When does Hoops Season start?

THE MMQ’s “I DON’T NEED A COMMITTEE!”

Will return when the Committee makes their first ranking!

The Hot Seat

Just an update (again) to everyone that would like to see a return of the Hot Seat Mascot (and voting). 

The blogger platform I use got rid of the voting widget, so voting has become impossible, unless I embed into the blog itself.  I haven’t screwed around with it yet, but I’ll investigate and see what I can do.  In the meantime, I’ll say that this week’s Hot Seat Mascot is a re-run of a prior winner:  Jenn Brown! 




ZAPPED List

We’ll keep track of who’s gone as the season progresses….

  1. DJ Durkin – It’s inevitable
Electric Chair of Death Seat!
  1. Meyer– Until he actually is on the sideline coaching a game, I’m leaving Urban Legend Right here.  He’ll drop quickly enough.  Or will he??? 
The Hot Seat

  1. Pruitt:  Losing 1st game in embarrassing fashion is tough…
  2. Taggart:  See Pruitt
  3. Harbaugh:  Beat someone for crap’s sake!

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