Because of Coach Jim Harbaugh’s stubbornness to not release depth Charts for the offense and defense, Colorado had a little fun and released their depth chart for Michigan Week. There were several typos in the names, but still the MMQ’s hat is off to them.
Bravo! This is what college football is all about!
Suffice it to say, The MMQ decided to provide a scouting report on said depth chart for your information.
The MMQ Official Scouting Report on the Colorado Buffalos
Jake Blues – Short, athletic. Can be distracted but need to have 4 fried chickens ready to go at any time.
Olive Oyl – Truly a thin receiver. Down side is she’s usually carrying around extra baggage in the form of Swea Pea.
Manute Bol – was discovered that he had a season’s worth of eligibility left and was a late enrollee. Still learning the offense
Fat Albert – He’s big, but not athletic. Tires easily in the heat….
Gillette Sure – Not so sure. We’ll fail under enough pressure and you’ll see him sweat…
Secret Degree – Made for women, but plays for the Buffalos, so that should tell you something…
Butch Cassidy – Kind of useless without the Sundance Kid at his side.
Danny Devito – Rumored to be a funny guy and doesn’t let his height slow him down.