Monday, October 8, 2018

Terps: More Like Tortoises


We’re half way there…And I really don’t think Michigan is living on a Prayer at this point.  In fact, I’m liking a lot of what I’m seeing.
“If it would have snowed this morning we would have had all 4 seasons in one day!”
This was AJ as we took our seats in what turned out to be a blisteringly warm afternoon in the Big House after experiencing cool temperatures, RAIN, Lightning resulting in a game delay and everything else Mother Nature can throw at you on an October Saturday.  Needless to say, tailgating was “cozy” as everyone tried to move and get under the tent.
Oh, and there was a game.  Here are the Highlights:
Some tape times you may want to jump to in order to catch some of the better plays:
2:19 – Shea
5:40 – Shea
6:15 – Razzle-Dazzle
9:30 – Shea
11:29 – Wangs
In addition to that (and I didn’t catch it on the highlight reel) but there is a Twitter post of Tru Wilson that you must see.  Tru Wilson is a BEAST.  He pancaked a linebacker and then finds a lineman to pancake ON THE SAME PLAY!  Yes – Tru Wilson is a FOOTBALLER!
The Defense has proven that it can play regardless of who’s playing.  Gary and Evans were both in street clothes, but methinks they could have gone if needed.  I think Michigan looked at film and saw enough vulnerability on Maryland that they decided to rest them an additional week for Wiscy.
Not to say that it was anything worth mentioning.  Yes, the Terps had a kick-off return for a TD but when the MMQ exited the Big House in the early 4th quarter, the Terps still had less than 100 TOTAL YARDS OF OFFENSE.
To say that I was shocked – SHOCKED! – that their total appeared to me on Sunday as 220 Total Yards was a bit of a mystery shrouded by a true thought of, “Michigan’s Back-Ups on Defense aren’t doing their jobs.”
Shea Patterson has more or less proven himself to be the QB we all thought he COULD be.  He made throws on Saturday that were as good as any I’ve seen in the Big House, and I’ve seen a few QB’s go through there that have gone on to play in the NFL and enjoy long careers.  As this offense becomes more comfortable to him, you can bet that he’ll be even more affective.  Even with the pass pro as leaky as it is (trust me – still the biggest issue on offense), Sheay finds a Way.  Collins, Gentry and DPJ were all in on the act with Shea and have proven to this fan that they can compete with anyone in the conference.
As I tried to watch a replay yesterday, I still didn’t make it through to the 4th quarter, so I’m still not aware of how those yards were gained by the Terps.  But I can tell you that Michigan’s defense was so smothering, that the terps only had 5 first downs midway through the 3rd quarter.
I was more nervous about this game than I probably should have been.  Something about Durkin and the fact that I think (thought) he is a good coach and has taught solid fundamentals.  Maybe I give Maryland way too much credit, but this is still a team that beat the Shorthorns in the first game of the season – convincingly. 
And Michigan DOMINATED Maryland, convincingly.  They were dominating on Defense.  The Terps were WAY Dominated on offense.  Michigan did things offensively in this contest that I hadn’t seen in quite awhile, or in some cases – EVER – and that’s a good sign.  Michigan is opening up more and more of the playbook as they get into the more important games of the season.
So what does it all mean, 6 games in?
It means that the defense can weather injuries and still perform.  The offense is a LOT BETTER with Shea at the helm
Right now, with the exception of Satan’s Warriors, I’d give Michigan a 50-50 chance against anyone in the Top10.  That’s how good they’ve looked to this fan, at least in person in the Big House.  If Michigan could play everyone in the Top 10 at HOME, they might even be better than 50-50.
Game Day will be in Ann Arbor for the Wiscy Game this Saturday.  Michigan will be tested on Defense as Wiscy brings one of the nation’s top rushing offenses to town.  In a night game Under the Lights.  Weather is looking iffy, meaning that both sides could be rushing the ball often. 
Let’s have some fun!!! 
The Rest of the Mess

CUD- Complete Unmitigated Disasters – There Were Several

LSU – As suspected by the FMQ, the Tigers from Louisiana are still not quite ready for Prime Time, at least, they’re not ready to take the Death Valley Show on the road.  Gatorland proved to be too much on offense and the defense was able to hold it’s own.  It was a tight, low scoring affair, but what SEC rivalry game isn’t?  LSU is not out of it, but the path needs to be handled perfectly moving forward.  And they need to beat Satan’s Warriors at home. 

Laters– Oklahoma was down BIG in this game, found a way to get back into it, and then let the Shorthorns win it on a late game Figgie.  What does all of this mean for the Big iiX?  For Mike Stoops, DC at Oklahoma, it means the end of his job as he was released from his duties on Sunday.  As the MMQ predicted in the Pre-Season Spectacular, I didn’t think the Big iiX would have a team in the CFP.  I predicted then, and still believe today, that the best the Big iiX will produce is a one or two loss champion at the end of the season.  Right now, WVU and the Shorthorns control their own destiny. 

LNU – I had to suffer a lot of ribbing last week as many, MANY LNU fans were giving me crap due to Michigan “squeaking” out a victory in Evanston.  Lol, LNU fans.  I’m guessing you’re glad Hoops season has started.  Northwestern is better than their 2018 record and LNU is worse than theirs.  That’s 3 wins over LNU in a row for the Purple Kitties.  LNU was lucky to beat Utah State (who just knocked off BYU) and they should really be an ugly 3-3.  Of course, this means the entire season now falls on October 20th and if they can “win that game”, all will be fine in LNU’s F’d up world.  Let’s hope Michigan disappoints them.  

AUBURN– The Torch and Pitchfork crowd is alive and well in Auburn and are ready to can Malzhan mid-season.  Contract buyouts are under review and Tiger fans have had it.  Will ANOTHER National Championship coach be canned at Auburn?  Would they really do it again?  Yeah, they would.  Especially with a loss as embarrassing as the loss to MSU was.  Moorehead is going to be a great coach there... 

Kentucky – It’s hard to win on the road in any conference, much less the SEC.  Kentucky was on a roll, but the Aggies, Jimbo and Kyle Field proved to be just a little too much for the wildcats to handle.  And, after all, those fans can’t be distracted by Football now that hoops season has started so that gives them an excuse to stop paying attention.

Come Back Off The Ledge

The Hoosiers – The Hoosiers gave THE Sex Toy University a game for 3 quarters of football.  In fact, they were only down 1 score going into halftime after leading by double digits.  Haskins put on a show in the 2nd half and the Hoosiers couldn’t answer.  But don’t be surprised if Indiana beats someone they’re not supposed with what remains of their schedule- Iowa, The Gophers, Michgan, Purdue, PSU and Maryland should all be worried.

Stanford – Looked ugly in their loss to Utah and should deservedly be OUT of the CFP discussion.  Bryce Love simply can’t stay healthy and all the Cardinal can do right now is throw the ball, which is never going to win you a NC.  But, they can still be a nuisance in the Pac 12.

Florida State – Yeah, they’re 3-3.  But they led a top ranked team in Miami by three scores and then let them BACK IN THE GAME and the Canes eeked out the W.  FSU may prove to be a problem for some ACC teams moving forward.  You never want to play a good team that’s playing for pride.  They can always find a way.... 

We Won But…We Should Be Worried Week     
 
Miami – As mentioned above, they were lucky to eek out a W against the noles and they are probably the most over-rated team in the Top 15.  The Canes aren’t going to represent the ACC, but they can be a problem for everyone else in that conference. 

THE STUAlso mentioned earlier, THE STU has proven that they are vulnerable on Defense.  Youth is fast and athletic, but you can never coach experience.  THE STU should be concerned moving forward as there are still Spoilers on their schedule.  Including Michigan.

Domers– Defeated the Hokies in convincing fashion.  The domers are going to be the “Fly in the ointment” come CFP time based on the fact that the rest of their schedule looks very manageable, unless USC can find an offense in the near future.  Pitt, Navy, Syracuse, USC, FSU and Northwestern are all going to get a shot, but the domers look pretty good right now.  Can they keep it up and stay focused? 

The 5 Stages of Slappy Fan Grief

  1. Denial and Isolation –LSU and Auburn.  Two fan-bases that have questioned the Head Football Coaches since they were hired and are still questioning them now that they are effectively out of the CFP discussion.   
  2. ANGER –Shorthorns – And they fired their DC because everyone wanted blood.  Lincoln Riley’s next DC better be a good one… 
  3. Bargaining –Nebraska still here from last week and still looking for 1 W for the Win column.  Just to say they earned one…
  4. Depression –Every school that either lost a critical game or was eliminated from the CFP.
  5.  Acceptance – Cornhuskers.  It’s over.  Spoiler time and 1 win would be great kind of attitude.
Buyer’s Remorse…

1.     Frost – Still no wins but looking a little better.  Free Beer when the Huskers Win their first game!
2.    Kelly-If you’d have bet me that half way through the season neither Frosty or Kelly would have a win, you’d have made some money off me.  Not much, but some…
3.    Taggart – Ugh…Had the Canes right where you wanted them but couldn’t seal the deal.
Idle Thoughts from Friday/Saturday

-Started Homecoming weekend off right on Friday night in Ann Arbor!
-the Premier of “The Bob Ufer Story” played at the Michigan Theater on Liberty.
-Ran into a lot of people including “Touchdown Billy Taylor!”
-It was a great evening. 
-And yes, when it becomes available, if you’re a Michigan and Ufer Fan, you have to buy and watch the movie. 
-It’s pretty good.
-I hate rain!
- 70 degrees in October!!!
-I’m ready for fall weather. 
-Sunny, cool crisp mornings and afternoons.
-Not Thunderstorms and lightning and humidity that you can cut with a knife.
-Great – Game Delay.
-and More rain...
-Lovely.
-It’s Matt the Drum Major that started the “Head To the Ground Back Bend!”
-He knows a Holland Tailgater - LD. 
-Here’s What I wrote about Matt and what happened in 1993:
-Matt’s take varies from what this fan remembers.
-He claims he didn’t go down during the opening day game band show.
-This fan (and several others!) remembers it differently!
-Matt did clarify that he was the first (and only?) Drum Major to do the back bend holding the hat on his hip.
-THAT PART may be very true.
-Can’t remember another Drum Major that held his cap. 
-Maryland could be a problem.
-Damn.  Kick-Off return.  That’s how these things start…
-Okay, Michigan back on top.
-Terps CANNOT move the ball.
-2nd quarter and they only have 3 first downs. 
-Huh.  Can someone explain to me why I was worried about this game?
-Maybe Maryland and up and down team?
-Nice PASS Shea!  Collins interfered with and still made the grab. 
-Oh, I like a little Razzle – Dazzle!
-Yep, Maryland’s toast. 
-Higdon Solid.
-Nice Pass!
-HOLDING MY ASS! 
-I Hate referees at this point.
-Here’s the replay…Wilson was holding???
-That was holding?  WTF!!!
-IF THAT WAS HOLDING, YOU BETTER START CALLING A LOT MORE ON MARYLAND!
-OMG - DID YOU SEE WHAT TRU JUST DID?   
-OMG!  What a play that will NEVER show up on the stats line.
-But he’ll be a hero come film room time!
-Maryland just not very good…
-Wiscy on the docket.
-I have a feeling they’ll be better prepared and ready for Michigan.
-That’s kind of a Big Game next week?
-I wonder where Game Day will be Saturday?

THE MMQ’s “I DON’T NEED A COMMITTEE!”

The Committees Rankings come out October 30th, but it’s time for the MMQ to do a little logical review of who’s in and who’s out!

I’m not going to “rank” the teams per se, but I will tell you which conferences and teams have a favorable position and who’s in deep doo-doo.

SEC:  Bama and Georgia – IN.  NEED A LOT of help:  LSU, Florida.  Most likely representative:  Winner of the SEC Championship.  And that’s probably it due to the SOS of both Georgia and Bama not measuring up to the top teams in the B1G SOS.  Speaking of:

The B1G:  OSU, PSU and Michigan – IN.  NEEDs A LOT OF HELP:  Wiscy.  Michigan and PSU are in if they win out, finish 12-1 (including conference title) and control their own destiny at this point.  Wiscy needs to win out and win conference title, but the loss to BYU looks worse and worse each week and the SOS will continue to plague them, even if they manage 12-1.  Still I would THINK Wiscy would get the nod...

ACC:  Clemson – IN - maybe.  Everyone else NEEDS A LOT OF HELP (keep your NC State is undefeated! Comments to yourself).  At this point, there’s nobody in the ACC that even begins to pass the sniff test even if someone pulls off the upset against Clemson.  Clemson could be in jeopardy if they lose and the following knuckleheads run the table:

The domers:  A 12-0 domer team won’t be denied one of the 4 spots in the CFP if they run the table.  The SEC will also be in with at least one team.  The B1G champion is most likely in (with at least one team) leaving the Pac 12, Big iiX and the ACC (the domers would effectively become the ACC Team) looking in from the sidelines.

The Big iiX:  IN – NOBODY.  Needs a LOT OF HELP:  WVU  REALLY NEEDS A LOT OF HELP:  Texas & Oklahoma.  Basically, WVU controls their own destiny and an undefeated WVU will be difficult to ignore.  Texas with 1-loss would probably be left out as the loss to Maryland continues to look worse with each Maryland loss.  Oklahoma blowing it in the Red River Shoot-Out really hurt the Big iiX’s chances of landing a team in the CFP.

The Pac 12:  IN – Nobody.  Needs a lot of help:  Washington.  REALLY NEEDS A LOT OF HELP – nobody.  This is a one team conference at this point (I know, Colorado is undefeated) and they more or less have to run the table.  I’m not sure Colorado can win out and if they do, the SOS is going to hurt them.    
The Hot Seat
ZAPPED List
We’ll keep track of who’s gone as the season progresses….

  1. Durkin – Criminal charges pending.  Can’t fire a guy and make him look guiltier.
Electric Chair of Death Seat!
  1. Ash – Rutgers:   I really don’t know how this gets any better in New Jersey.  This is a mess.  Ash will probably get to the end of his contract.  Too bad as I thought he was a decent coach.    
The Hot Seat

  1. Frost – Nebraska.  Until he wins a game, the seat’s warm
  2. Kelly - UCLA  winless keeps you on the hot seat. 
  3. Sumlin – Arizona
  4. Malzhan – Losing to MSU is a fireable offense in Auburn
  5. Orgeron – Losing to Gatorland is never a good look...
  6. Dantieonao – LNU.  Three in a row to the Purple Kitties…

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