The first thing that needs to happen is that Michigan needs to take care of business at PSU at 1:00 PM on
The second thing that needs to happen: Unfortunately, winning a B1G share means we all have to join together and do something that repulses me more than anything else that readily comes to mind:
We have to....jeez....I'm not even sure I can type this...We have to pull for the suckeyes to beat Sparty.
You should just be able to change the channel and it'll be right there. At 4:00 PM...
There...It's out there. I've done my part. The rest of you know what you need to do. Superfan, you better up the bet on PSU. Everyone else, rub your rabbit's feet, stroke your good luck charm and then wash your mouth out with turpentine after yelling, "Go Suckeyes!"
And fer God's sake..Don't let your kids hear you say it!