MOO U Gets Lucky In the BIG HOUSE

MOO U Finds Luck in the Big House

God….To think I was at the game the last time MSU beat us in the Big House and Desmond Howard was mugged in the end zone on what would have been the winning two point conversion, and now I had to witness this game in what can only be remembered as the (insert your own superlative adjective here) season in the history of Michigan Football.

Rich Rod just plain doesn’t get it, and I am starting to get a lot of positive re-inforcement from the games that support the hypothesis that he’s not a very good coach. Rosenberg had a great article in Sunday’s wrap, and I will summarize: How does a team that lost 3 starters on defense and finished ranked 23rd in the country overall on defense manage to go so far down as to be ranked in the triple digits on defense? Now, I know the offense IS NOT HELPING MATTERS. However, I expect more from Michigan Defenses….And this is NOT a Michigan Defense. What the hell do the coaches do with this team during the week? At least we had the vision to see that Morgan Trent isn’t that great of a corner and we yanked him…..But, Jeez, we really, really suck….

Record: 2-6. Let that sink in for a minute…..We were laughing at the Domers (rightly so) for a 3 win season….I am looking at the next four games and frankly, I can’t find one where I think we are better than 50-50% at winning……Yep, a lot like the ole stock market, it’s going to get a LOT WORSE before it gets any better….

So, Sparty – do you fade after this victory or do you make New Year’s Day? Time will tell….

THIS JUST IN: Did anyone else know that RICH ROD HADN’T SIGNED HIS CONTRACT UNTIL FRIDAY???? Yeah, me neither….Should have canned him before we let him sign…Fire Martin and Coleman for that F-up………

The Rest of the Mess

AUBURN AT WVU (Thursday): This game wasn’t even close….Tubberville (Two Tone) is back on the hot seat after the egg they laid in Morganton….

PSU KITTIES – SUCKEYES: Well, there was at least ONE good thing that happened Saturday….The Suckeyes lost, too. That was a great game and love seeing the tears in the Suckeye Fan’s eyes after their beloved Nuts Crack like a brittle bone when they have to play a good team in the National Spotlight….Beware Michigan, Suckeye Nation….We will be coming to the shoe with nothing to lose….

SHORTHORNS – OKIE STATE: Texas doesn’t miss a beat and handles Okie State, but it was a game to the finish….Texas Tech Looms on the horizon….

SATAN vs. CREMESICLES: Yep…Fire Fullmer has to be a statewide mantra at this point…Phil needed to beat one of the new guys and he was creamed by all of them….

PUPPY DOGS – LMU: Okay, okay….Maybe I am voting too much with my heart this year and not my head….But how does a team get taken to the woodshed by Satan Nation and then just rip up LMU at HOME???? Maybe Les isn’t as good a coach as I thought, either….

VIRGINIA – Georgia Tech: Al Groh DOES IT AGAIN! I figured the Wramblin’ Wreck would have pounded these guys….I guess Groh is off the hot seat, so I need a replacement…Maybe

HOAKIES – FSU: BEAMER! You mean to tell me you guys COULDN’T PUT THE FINAL NAIL in the Bowden Boys coffin and beat Bobby at FSU? Sheesh……I mean, how long a bye does Beamer get before Hokie Nation gets restless?

GATORLAND - Kentucky: Wow – What exactly did the Wildcats do to piss you off? Urban usually doesn’t run it up, either….Was this to get Tebow back on top of the Heismann voting?

DOMERS: Byes are nice….. Oh wait, you played someone….It was a scrimmage, let me think…Oh yeah, I guess you got your former Coach Willingham fired again…Maybe…No reports as of yet…

IDLE THOUGHTS FROM SATURDAY

1. It has to get better…It has to get better….It has to get better…It has to get better..
2. There is always next year….There is always next year…There is always next year..
3. At least we had 1997…At least we had 1997…At least we had 1997….
4. So, in the spirit of finding schools to root for based on their team’s performance and how their fans inspire me, well, I do like Alabama…But I HATE THEIR COACH!

5. I like the Chaps, but not at the Rose Bowl….So, therefore, we can’t root for Texas…

HOT SEAT

This week’s HOT SEAT MASCOT: Actress and MICHIGAN FAN Felicity Huffman…Anyone who supports the Maize and Blue get’s a shot as the Hot Seat Mascot…

And, well, she can eat crackers in the Big House Any time!

1. T.BOWDEN – GONE
2. Fullmer – You can’t lose to Urban, Satan, and Richy Rich all in the same season and expect to keep your job…
3. Wilingham – A great guy…May be gone before I go to post…..
4. Tommy Tutone – No Conference Title, Bowl is questionable….
5. RICH ROD – Yep. Honorary Seat. Pissing me off will get you on this list….


GETTING WARM:

1. Ferentz – demoted to make room for the Rod…
2. Bill & Mary Sue– They are on this list until Michigan proves they made the right decision….
3. The Ole Ball Coach - If his team loses to Fullmer’s Cremesicles…Well, they will be squawking for his head, too…..

Games of the WEEK

1. SHORT HORNS vs. TEXAS TECH : Will the upstart and BCS 6th ranked Red Raiders find a way to take McCoy down a notch?

2. CORNSUCKERS AT LATERS: Remember when this game meant something? Kind of Like Michigan - MSU.....But the Suckers and Laters care, I know....

3. PITT at DOMERS: I am not sold on the Domers this year...They finally get another test...

4. GATORLAND AT PUPPY DOGS: Urban and Richy-Rich square off in WORLD'S LARGEST OUTDOOR COCKTAIL PARTY!!!!!

5. MICHIGAN vs. SPOILERMAKERS: In a Battle of Ineptitude, two Big Ten teams kick punts at each other until somebody screws up a snap and makes the final score 2-0.

PSU and U of Stink

Well, I have to admit – I am starting to feel like a jinx. Unable to bear what I thought was going to be a brutal first half of football, I agreed to join my wife and girls on a Pumpkin Patch Adventure at the Cider Mill. After running into some friends and helping them with their locked in the car keys dilemma, I was able to walk by the kettle corn stand and heard the game on. I asked the guy for the score.

“10 –nothing.” So, in my head I thought, “That’s not so bad.” Then he said, “Michigan.” That’s when I about lost it and said, “You have got to be kidding me.” “Nope. Michigan’s up and they are in control of the game.”

Now, I can’t tell you what happened from the time I actually heard that, got a report from several other fans, and then finally got home and turned on the TV, but when I started watching, Michigan looked like the same sand lot football team that I watched stink it up against Toledo with Sheridan throwing to a lineman out of the end zone for a safety. Nice.

I thought about turning it off, but then I realized that I had the same thoughts during the Wisconsin game. I decided to leave it on and it continued to get uglier and uglier. I don’t know what else to add or say from what’s already been said. I am glad we found Brandon Minor and he’s showing some leadership and getting tough yards. The defense, when I saw them, looked atrocious.

But is PSU worthy of a BCS #3 ranking at this point? I don’t think so….over rated, even though we couldn’t handle them….

But at least Sparty lost….I don’t know how I missed so bad on that prediction and let’s dive into

The Rest of the Mess

SPARTY – SUCKEYES: Sparty, Sparty, Sparty. I hate to use the SOS term, but, jeez, you guys sure seem to know exactly when to have a really bad game – and even worse execution. I was thinking that the Suckeyes were weak and vulnerable, and you made them look like national title contenders again. Turnovers, sloppy tackling, and you lost your QB – for what that’s worth…. Maybe Dantonio isn’t the coach I thought he was. I was expecting more….I actually think we can beat you if you show up to Ann Arbor looking like that….

SHORTHORNS – MIZZOU: I’ll admit, I liked Missouri a lot in this game. More than I probably should have, but I still thought Chase Daniel and company would bounce back and steal this one from an over exuberant Texas team….Once again, I was wrong……BIG TIME…

RUBBERS – WAZOO: Apparently, WSU does not have a team this year, so you go to their stadium, run a practice, and then decide what you want your score to be….

CLEMSON – GEORGIA TECH: So, Tommy Bowden is Fired/Quits (Pick your own word here – I still can’t figure it out after reading the reports) on Monday and Tech drives another nail into the continuously over rated Tigers season….My guess is they might not make a bowl at this point making pre-season rankings look even sillier….Can we just stop ranking them until the 5th week of the season?

VIRGINIA – NORTH CAROLINA: I think Al Groh must have been a cat in a different life….He finds a way to beat North Carolina and keep himself off the hot seat….

HOAKIES – BC: OOOPS! Boston College can still play without Matty Ryan….Hoakies out of the drivers seat in the ACC Atlantic….

LMU – USC: Les beats the Ole Ball Coach and further confirms that Spurrier is probably done after this season….

GATORLAND: Byes are nice….I think you are over rated in the BCS rankings, however…But time will tell…

DOMERS: Byes are nice…..

IDLE THOUGHTS FROM SATURDAY

1. I wonder if PSU has ever considered adding some color to their Uniforms? I mean, they are classic and all, but still….Blue and White gets a little boring…..

2. If a Suckeye shows up at your stadium and starts making noise, does anyone really pay attention?

3. If I were a fan without an allegiance, what school would I root for? Yes, LSU looks nice…Those are some nice Golden Girls…And they have all those night games to give you a chance to get something done during the day…Or drink more at the tailgate – I don’t know which.

4. Of course, MSU’s cheerleaders aren’t as pretty as they used to be – but they “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!”

HOT SEAT

This week’s HOT SEAT Mascot: Actress and recent breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate. I sure hope the reconstructive surgery can save her natural assets….The Bundy Reunion show just wouldn’t be the same…

1. T. BOWDEN – GONE
2. Fullmer – I don’t see how he keeps his job at the end of the year
3. Wilingham – if the Domers beat him…Well, he was a nice guy, but I don’t think anyone will pick him up now – not as a head coach
4. Groh – How does this guy manage to eek out a win when he needs one?
5. Ferentz – Yeah, he beat Wisconsin, but had to suspend his kid for drinking…How long will Iowa Fan put up with his shenanigans?


GETTING WARM:

RICH ROD – Yes, there is a fire Rich Rod Website….Do I subscribe to that theory that you should can this guy right now? No. But if it ain’t happening next year and the effort – COACHING EFFORT – continues to suck, then, by all means
Bill Martin – Yeah, I know he’s not a coach. Can him anyway…..
The Ole Ball Coach – He’s quitting or getting fired at the end of the season… just a hunch…

Games of the WEEK

Michigan - SPARTY: I like Michigan….Sparty, you don’t have a QB and it shows
THURSDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: Auburn at WVU….Should be a good one…
PUPPY DOGS at LMU: I like Les and I don’t like the Puppies…
OSU at Texas: We will see if Okie State is for real…
Bama at Cremesicles: The Waterloo of Fullmer begins...
PSU at SUCKEYES: Game of the Week for the Big 10….Well, at least one of them loses….

Burnt By a ROCKET

Humility, or being humble, is the defining characteristic of an unpretentious and modest person, someone who does not think that he or she is better or more important than others.


Okay – I get it now. Sometimes, no matter how good you think your program or team has been “HISTORICALLY”, things can change in a New York Minute….The thing is, I am not even sure how it got this bad this quickly. I understand that there are players that left and transferred, etc, but, come on, this is ridiculous. You mean to tell me we don’t have enough talent to at least BE COMPETITIVE against a 1-4 MAC team that Ball State hung 30 points on the week before?

I am not even going to comment on this game except to say that I felt things were going bad in the 3rd quarter and we were on a train wreck waiting to happen…You know that Kevin Bacon Clip from “She’s Having a Baby” when his wife tells him she stopped taking the pill? That’s what I felt like…..

Sometimes when I am walking out of the stadium, I listen to the fans. They weren’t saying much. Then we listened at to some of the post game at the tailgate until I got sick of that. I explained to my daughter when I got home why Michigan lost. And I told her the head coach blamed injuries and not having the team ready to play. And then Ashley said:

“Dad! You always tell us that excuses are for losers and that winners find a way to win! That’s what you always tell us in softball. Is Michigan making excuses?”

And it dawned on me. She’s right. I never heard the Michigan coaching staff before now blame injuries or other trivial issues on winning and losing. However, this seems to be the excuse regime. Well, I for one will have none of it. If I wasn’t off the Rich Rod Band Wagon before, I am now. I feel like we overspent on a younger version of John L. Smith…….

The Rest of the Mess

SPARTY KITTY CATS: OK. There’s a real good chance you guys might have a shot at the Big 10 this year. OSU will be tough, but you have them at home. Uh, Sparty and Fans – 1 question: HOW CAN THERE STILL BE TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR THIS GAME? ARE YOU FANS OR WHAT?????

DOMERS – BUTCH DAVIS: As much as the ZEBRAS tried to give you the game and a chance to win, UNC found a way to offset those clowns and preserve the victory. Wuzzles is moving up on the hot seat list, again….(By the way, I saw the Mighty Quinn introducing McCain and he did a great job– He’s a class guy. So, maybe – MAYBE – I’ll cut him a little slack…)


LATERS – SHORTHORNS: I blew this call…I really thought Stupor would defeat the MAC attack but they couldn’t put it all together…And not rushing the ball is no way for a LATER team to play….

GATORLAND – LMU: URBAN LEGEND! Wow…I blew this one, too. I had seen Gatorland play several times this year and Urban seemed to have forgotten half the playbook with the exception of Run Tim Right, Run Tim Left, Let Tim Pass on 3rd down…..Well, against LMU, I saw running backs carrying the ball and Tebow passing on first down of all things. LMU will be back, but Gatorland seems to want it this year.

PSU – CHEESEHEADS: Great. Just lovely. PSU hangs 48 on the Frauds and now MICHIGAN is a 24 Point early dog in Happy Valley…That’s just great….Just great….What else can go wrong? Wait – I DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!

MZZOU – OKSTATE: Wow – Didn’t see this one coming, either. I figured Daniels and Co. would handle these guys easy….

CORNSUCKERS – TTECH: OT and lose….Too bad, so sad…Pelini will get them back, but it will take years. The question is: Is Rich Rod the Callahan equivalent?

CLEMSON: HAHAHAHAHAHA…..Tommy Bowden should be looking for a job today….Wake did them in on Thursday Night….

HOAKIES: Survive and thrive in the ACC…It must be nice to be in a weak conference…OK, that might have sounded like a shot, but C’mon, I am the MMQ…

CREMESICLES: Maybe Tennessee and Michigan could get together on New Year’s Day and just play a game between two of the largest stadium teams to see which one sucks less……

Random Thoughts

1. The student body of Florida has some good times.....Say, do they call this a GATOR Shot down there or what?

2. Why Can't MICHIGAN WIN??? WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT CAN BE DONE TO STOP THIS? (That's my inner monologue that plays in my head during my conscious hours...The unconscious hours are worse....It's more like a nightmare...)

3. Maybe I could root for a good team instead. Problem is, who do you pick? I have always like the USC Cheerleader outfits....I don't know why??



Could it Be WHAT'S INISDE?















Could be.........

THIS WEEK'S HOT SEAT MASCOT: Teri Hatcher....Actress, Swimmer and Sagitarius that shares her sign with the MMQ...

SUPER HOT-HOT-HOT Seat - Or the Race for Skip Holtz

1. Phillip Fulmer
2. Tommy Bowden
3. Greg Robinson
4. Ty Willingham
5. Kirk Ferentz
6. Al Groh

Getting WARMER

1. The Ole Ball Coach
2. Wuzzles
3. Satan - Iknow, he didn't even play this week...I just don't like the guy...

GAMES OF THE WEEK

1. MICHIGAN AT PSU: This could get ugly FAST....I am a little nervous that they will hang 100 on us...
2. VANDY AT PUPPYDDOGS: I think Vandy could rebound and beat Richy Rich...I am picking the upsets this week...
3. KANSAS AT LATERS: Okay - maybe not ALL THE Upsets...I think the Laters bounce back and get this one...
4. SUCKEYES AT SPARTY: All Right Sparty - I said I was taking the upsets...You better win.

Until Next Week - PLEASE DON'T LET PSU DESTROY US....

MMQ

Michigan and the Illini

Observations from the Game:


That's a good trick!


One of my daughter’s favorite comments when I am verbally “lamenting” my team’s performance, throwing objects at the TV and I’m in a generally crappy mood:

“Daddy, is it still ‘Great to Be a Michigan Wolverine’”

I have to remind her that, yes, it is Great to be a Michigan Wolverine…Just not always. At least it’s better to be a losing Wolverine than a winning Domer….


Thoughts and Observations from the Game:

1. I usually find something to take away fom every game. This one is tough. QB Play – Horrible. O-line play – Horrible. Running back- IF THESE CLOWNS DROP THE BALL ONE MORE TIME…..
2. I am not sure I can make it through the learning curve of the Rich Rod Offensive era without losing my mind…It’s just not going to be easy…
3. Does Rich Rod realize that EVERYONE looks at a down Michigan team as an opportunity to get YEAR’S of revenge back for teams that have never beat the Wolverines?
4. Is Zookie that good? I mean, Juice Williams is good….But is Zook that good of coach? I’m not so sure…
5. I now know what it’s like to have a really crappy team and not a whole lot to look forward to in the coming weeks. Frankly, Toledo makes me nervous.
6. Wait a minute - We came back against a Wisconsin team that nearly beat OSU at home this week….So, does that make us better than what we appeared on Saturday, or is OSU not as good as advertised? Interesting…
7. McGuffy could be good if someone would friggin’ block for him.
8. I about threw up when Odom fumbled the kick-off. I thought we were done with that.
9. Pass – then run. Rich Rod…..Pass, then run…
10. Maybe our Defense isn’t that great, either….
11. I guess I do wish we would have won the Terrel Pryor Sweepstakes now…
12. Citrus and Outback bowl officials were sad that they wouldn’t be able to welcome Michigan to their bowls this year. I just hope we make the – Dare I utter the words – Motor City Bowl?

Okay – that’s out of the way. Yes, Michigan lost. And I allowed myself to think that something happened against Wisconsin….Which maybe it did, maybe it didn’t.

On to the Rest of the Mess

SPARTY: Took care of the Hawkeyes at home. Don’t worry that it wasn’t pretty…Nobody cares come bowl time…

DOMERS: I thought Jimmy Harbaugh would come in with a better game plan to knock Clausen off his game. But, that’s the way the Domer bounces. Just when you thought they could lose to someone, they show up.

GATORLAND: Yeah, you can pummel Arkansas…Still doesn’t erase the fact that you lost to Ole Miss….

VANDY COMMODORES! – Congrats! Beating Auburn and going 5-0 for the first time since Ike was president is impressive.

CORNSUCKERS: Pelini has a LONG way to go to restore the Black Shirt Defense to where it once was…and he knows it…Even if one of his players did hock a loogie on Daniel…

CREMESICLES: Really establishing themselves with a 13-6 win over Noerthern Illinois….but a win is a win…

BAMA: Got a scare from Kentucky…Could have easily gone the other way…

HOAKIES: Won the game, lost key players….Injury bug is hitting Hoakies hard.


SEC EAST
1. Vanderbilt

Did you ever THINK you would see that in OCTOBER????


Idle Thoughts While Watching the Rest of the Day's Games


1. Why can't the ACC maintain a good conference? They have the Ocean, weather, for the most part, and old, storied institutions....

2. For that matter, why can't FSU recruit better? It can't be that the local talent isn't helping....



















It must Be Bobby Bowden's Fault.......

3. Hoakies could own the ACC if they wanted to...But can't seem to get it done

4. What about the Big 12? Are they going to start the Dominant Conference Claim and challenge the SEC for superiority? Especially when Vanderbilt is leading the charge in the SEC East....

5. Will the Big 10 EVER have any respect again? OSU keeps screwing that up...Michigan held up there end of the deal by Beating Gatorland and Urban Legend.

6. I wonder what ever happend to Schlister?

7. Great College QB's are not necessarily Great Pro QB's....But I foresee Chase Daniel in a - dare I say it - Lion's Jersey?

8. And that could be a Good Thing....

9. Can State get to a BCS game this year? That would be a first for them...And would beat my prediction that Michigan Men's Basketball would make the Sweet 16 before State made a BCS Bowl....Nutz.....

10. JEEZ I HATE THE DOMERS!!!!!



Just to make sure you are all still reading this - and reading TO THE END: I think it's time to start adding some nonsense to the drivel for a little Monday Morning Wake Me Up (And is also a GREAT Mascot for the HOT SEAT-Pun Intended):

HOT SEAT MASCOT OF THE WEEK!
Gemma Atkinson - English Actress and Lingerie Model, Likes Beer and MICHIGAN FOOTBALL!

SUPER HOT-HOT-HOT Seat - Or the Race for Skip Holtz (Thanks partly to USA Today for Stats)

1. Phillip Fulmer, Tennessee 1-3 148-48 (17th season)
2. Tommy Bowden, Clemson 3-2 72-44 (10th season)
3. Greg Robinson, Syracuse 1-4 8-32 (4th season)
4. Ty Willingham, Washington 0-4 11-29 (4th season)
5. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa 3-2 64-51 (10th season)
6. Al Groh, Virginia 1-3 52-40 (8th season)

Getting WARMER

1. The Ole Ball Coach - South Carolina
2. Petrino - Where will he go next? Arkansas faithful are pissed about 2-2 record..
3. Wuzzles - just because....
4. Satan - as soon as he loses a game with "superior" talent to someone he shouldn't
5. Richy Richt - How can you lose to Bama with SUPERIOR TALENT? (See what I mean about the SEC?)

Games of the Week


1. RED RIVER SHOOTOUT - Or whatever they call it...Texas and Oklahoma. I liked the Laters initially...But I think maybe the Mac Attack with the Real McCoy might prevail...

2. THURSDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: Clemson Vs. Wake Forest - this could be the game where Skip ends up number one on the list for the Clemson Job...

3. LMU at GATORLAND: Not as big a game after Gatorland lost to Ole Miss, but a must see none the less....

4. PSU at the CHEESEHEADS: A little luster fell off this game, but a key Big 10 matchup.



Till next Week....



MMQ

MICHIGAN Sucks.....

Down 19-0 with 5 minutes gone in the 3rd quarter, I turned the game off and decided to do something more productive with my time than watch the lowly Wolverines and college football in general….

SIC!!!!!!!!

WHAT A GAME!!! Readers, I know I have been off a little in recent weeks due to the depression of losing to the much hated Domers and the Wolverines looking like they are running a sand lot offense – and not very well at that – and I was getting mighty discouraged. But this game, this comeback, this memory of memories over the Cheeseheads will last for awhile. At least until the next loss.

Observations on this game:

1. Steven Threet – Learned that the odds of the receiver ACTUALLY CATCHING the ball increase exponentially when he throws it close to them.
2. DEFENSE – This defense, when faced with a one dimensional offense, will be difficult to score against. The image of Thompson running into the endzone with what looked like guys off the bench – there were that many team mates surrounding him – told me that we are going to be tough to score on in the coming weeks.
3. Rich Rod is finally starting to let the square pegs fit into square holes vs. trying to drive square pegs into round holes.

Wow. I was on the edge of my seat and I wasn’t sure what to think when everything started falling in place. I started to think maybe the Cheeseheads just weren’t that good, but then I saw something else. I noticed on TV that Michigan started to “look” faster than the cheeseheads. The defensive line was getting to the backs and into the backfield quickly. I am starting the think the Rich Rod and Barwis workout regimens are paying off. You can’t see it as much on offense, but on defense, it was pretty obvious….

Another thing is that Rich Rod and the offense started to go to the pass near the end of the 3rd quarter and Threet actually started playing like a decent Big 10 QB. I think it was that threat that opened up the defense for his 58 yard scamper. So The Rod needs to understand that if you need to take what they are giving and let your offense work.

So, while many sports writers will say this was a coming of age game for Rich Rod and the team has arrived and yadda-yadda-yadda, I think it was a good game and for the 500th game in the Big House, a Big Win is always good. But this team still has a lot to prove, but I am excited about Michigan Football Again. So, that's good.

The Rest of the Mess

RUBBERS – BEAVERS: First, USC = OVERRATED! Yes, I watched the Thursday night drama and almost sent out a Friday update with the headline “TROJAN GOT LOST IN BEAVER home stadium”, but I was afraid that this game might be the only interesting thing to write about come Monday, so I waited. Shouldn’t have waited. There were PLENTY of upsets to talk about, including

GATROLAND – OVERRATED! Let me get this straight. Herbie, who I am losing a lot of respect for, states that while Ole Miss is good and Houston Nutt is a great coach, the athletes of Gatorland in the swamp will overwhelm the rebels and Florida will win easily. After the UPSET, Herbie says that Ole Miss was a lot better than anyone thought they were and had only lost two games on two plays and could be undefeated right now….Is that a guy trying to
A. Build up Ole Miss or
B. Make a case that Florida lost to a Great Team so his National Championship prediction can stay in the BCS hunt….

Methinks the answer is B.

PUPPY DOGS – OVERRATED! IF you recall, the MMQ had a hard time accepting the whole Georgia thing. They lost late last year to the Cremesicles and while they had some impressive wins this year, they hadn’t played a quality team yet. In comes Satan with a fired up Bama squad and absolutely crushes the Puppy Dogs. My guess is Georgia does not only not win the SEC East, but they are out of any BCS picture at this point. The RACE for Skip Holtz is on!

CREMESICLES: What can I say. They want Fullmer’s head this morning on every website and radio station inside Tennessee’s borders. My guess is Fullmer either announces that he will retire this year of the administration is going to have to perform the ugly task of canning him to maintain ticket sales. Even though they won the SEC East last year, in the “what have you done for me lately” SEC, you are only as good as your last win. Currently in 2nd place for Holtz...

CLEMSON – OVERRATED! Well, Tommy Bowden might also be looking for a job today. That was NOT a game he could afford to lose and the ACC is once again wide open for whoever wants to win it.

DOMERS: Well, you won a game I thought you would lose. I guess the thumping MSU put on you taught you a think or two.

SPARTY: Last but not least, in a classic letdown situation, Sparty showed that they have kicked some bad habits. Number 1 concern: Hoyer has to get a lot better. If Ringer goes down this season, Sparty has problems.

BIG TEN: Who would have believed these standings 5 weeks in:
Northwestern 5-0
OSU
MSU
Michigan

SEC EAST:
VANDERBILT
Everybody else……


HOT-HOT-HOT

1. Fullmer – a 1-3 record 4 games in is not a way to start any SEC season at any school
2. Tommy Bowden – Had bought some time after the Alabama loss, but losing to Maryland hurts and 2-2 gets you knocked out of the top 25….

Hot Seat

1. Willingham – Tough spot for a coach – bye week without a win…
2. Ferentz – People can’t be happy with this guy right now.
3. Wuzzles
4. Satan – sure, they love him now, but wait till he loses one he’s not supposed to
5. Zook – Illinois fans are probably thinking they have a better team than 2-2 and they should have beat either PSU or Missouri.

GAMES OF THE WEEK

Illini at MICHIGAN: Look for a pissed off Illini squad to come into the Big House looking for a Big 10 win…
IOWA at MSU: Same thing….Sparty could get caught with their pants down.
Missouri at Nebraska: Look for Nebraska to make a statement in the Big 12
Oregon at Southern Cal: If the BEAVERS can do it, so can the DUCKS!
OSU at Cheeseheads: Are they both overrated?

I Am Kind of Glad Michigan Didn’t Play

Well, it’s always a good weekend when Michigan doesn’t lose…So I guess it was a good weekend.

I also got to see one of the two teams that I hate the most lose, and it was the one that deserved to lose, so that was even better….

But I would have to say the best thing that happened this weekend was that one of the MMQ’s predictions is probably closer to reality today than it was on Friday…but more on that in a minute.

SPARTY – DOMERS: Well, somebody had to lose. I was personally rooting for Sparty and rooting “against” the Domers here. I know, I know…That puts me in the same category of all the Spartys I know that root for anyone who is playing Michigan. But, let’s face reality…Could we REALLY handle an undefeated Domer team this week? Doesn’t it look much better to see that loss in the column next to their name…There would have been top 25 BS and all that if they had won…So we avoided THAT for at least a couple of more games. But as the Domers wind through the cream puff part of their schedule, we will start seeing more of this….As far as Sparty goes: I am paying attention. Hoyer doesn’t bother me. Ringer, he bothers me. And the fact that Dantonio seems to have the Spartans looking and playing like a Big Ten Team and their style kind of reminds me of the Suckeye’s and Michigan before the change…Well, I guess you might win the 8 games as I predicted you might this year. It’s just too bad that you will be playing us after we will have gelled in the middle of the season. Stop the laughing – I am hopeful.

GATORLAND – CREMESICLES: Urban Legend still has not lost to Fullmer. As I stated earlier, not even having Tennessee show up for this game in front of the home crowd just put Fullmer in the number one position on the Hot Seat. I do believe that he is either going to have to retire or they will “make a change” at the end of this season. I am now calling this prediction out as the number one hands down, "It's going to happen" prediction of the year.

LMU – AUBURN KITTY KATS: Les is the best coach – hands down. I thought the Kitty Kats and Tommy Tutone with his new offense had the game won but LSU seems to find a way in the end…And good coaches always find a way… Look for a fire Tommy T website if he should lose the “rivalry” game against Satan…..

HOAKIES: Solid win over North Carolina….But the ACC is up for grabs and Wake Forest is saying we’re the team to beat with victory over FSU….

PIRATES: Skip Holtz’s stock went down – SLIGHTLY – after losing to NC State…But The Pirates did not fall out of the top 25, so they can still wreak havoc on the BCS if they win out….But they should have beat NC State…I think they were starting to believe in themselves too much…


UP NEXT:

MICHIGAN – CHEESEHEADS: In Ann Arbor. Each coach had two weeks to prepare….Supposed to be good weather…no early prediction. Let’s just see what happens.

HOAKIES AT CORNSUCKERS: This should be a “BIG GAME” for CornSucker Fans everywhere….Is Pelini the real deal? Are the Blackshirts back and for real? A must see for MMQ Nation…..

SPARTY at HOOTERS: That’s supposed to be Hoosiers, but I figure that got your attention. Could be a let down game for Sparty – but I don’t think those bad habits are going to be a part of this year’s team…Of course, as soon as I say something good about them, they do something stupid….

PENN STATE – ILLINI: Must see TV for Big Ten Fans….I like the ILINI and Zookie to win this game in Happy Valley…I know, it’s against Vegas…Just a hunch.

BULLPUPPIES and SATAN: Okay – here is where the Fire Satan band wagon starts. Roll Tide Slappies won’t be able to handle losing to Georgia….SEC Game of the week….


HOT SEAT:

1. Fullmer – Has to be. A 1-2 Volunteer team that’s unranked and out of the SEC title hunt makes for long season in Tennessee…
2. Willingham – Needs a win and a bowl….
3. Bowden – Pick one. Tommy is getting by, but Bobby has to be feeling some pressure also….
4. Wuzzles – Lose to MSU after beating Michigan is a no-no….
5. (tie) Spurrier – 23-13 for the fun and gun offense against Wofford isn’t going to make a lot of GameCock fans very happy – Bring on Skip Holtz…SATAN – just because….

Getting Warmer

1. Tressel – Starting a frosh QB and the fans were booing…Suckeye Nation wants 100 points when you play Troy…not 23…
2. Tommy Tutone – Aubun fans will give him the pass because he is beating Bama, but should he start losing THAT game…It’ll only be a matter of time..
3. Rich Rod – A win against a minor rival would be nice…If he loses, 6 wins are going to be tough to come by…

Here's to a Victory over the Cheeseheads!

MMQ

Domers, Domers, Domers....

Just so were all Clear as to the MMQ’s position on Notre Dame:

JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!!!!

Random Thoughts From Saturday

1. You CAN’T spot anyone in the college game 21 points and expect to win…Well, maybe Sparty, but they are the only one…..
2. DON’T FUMBLE THE FOOTBALL…
3. DON’T GIVE THE FOOTBAL AWAY…
4. HANG ON TO THE BALL.
5. CATH THE F%@^ING BALL.
6. If I ever see a cute little green leprechaun I am going to kick his little green ass and paint him Maize and Blue so stupid Irish Luck goes away....

Observations:

1. So, exactly what did they give Wuzzles to ease his pain? Horse tranquilizers?
2. Did anyone catch the presser? He was stoned – I swear to God…giggling like a guy that was high for the first time…
3. Notre Dame will not win 7 games this year. No one else will spot them the 21 points and give them a defensive touchdown to boot…
4. Rich Rod had better figure out a way for the offense to hang on to the ball…or he will be looking for a job and find a spot on the hot seat in the MMQ’s Blog….
5. I think I am already fatigued from this season…
6. Wuzzles comment that “Notre Dame is not some garbage school that everyone can crap on all the time”, was not entirely true….The are a garbage school and they get crapped on often…But I will agree that it’s not all the time, at this point, anyway…

Bo Schembechler wrote in his book that Woody Hayes said no player was worth a turnover. Meaning, if you fumbled the ball in practice, you didn’t play in the game. If you fumbled in a game, you didn’t play for the rest of the season. And if you fumbled against a major rival, well, check your uniform at the door because you wouldn’t even be on the depth chart at that point… I believe this mantra holds true for a lot of coaches…but Saturday cannot be indicative of that style of coaching. You need to be able to hang on to the football and not give it up to the other team. Plain and simple. I can forgive the long bomb over Morgan Trent’s head…Hey, that’s going to happen. But Cissocar, Minor, Sheridan, Threet, Grady and whoever else coughed it up – I hope you pay the price this week and a little of Woody’s preaching is brought into the locker room.

Just for the record: The Wolverines let a live ball touch the ground or threw it into their opponents hands 11 times and lost 6 of those miscues…..I can’t remember the last time this happened, but an announcer stated it had been since 1992…That would have been Moeller, folks. Nothing like that under Carr would have been tolerated, I believe.

Open E-mail to Rich Rod:
Perhaps plays that DON’T INVOLVE PASSING THE BALL BACKWARDS SO THAT IF IT’S DROPPED IT ISN’T A LIVE BALL ARE IN ORDER UNTIL YOU GET ALL THIS CRAP WORKED OUT.

So, yes…disappointment and aggravating all at the same time.

DOMERS: I will not congratulate you, and that may be why Michigan Fans are hated around the country and the globe. But if you can honestly feel good about that victory, well, then I guess that’s your prerogative. I mean, I would have like the victory if I had been handed it, don’t get me wrong. But I would have preferred to have earned it.

SPARTY: In a downpour, you played tough and Ringer is proving his worth. Take care of the Domers. I would rather see them get knocked down a peg than have them beat you and have to listen to all the waking up the echoes crap that will start if they win. Clausen for Heismann and all that bullshit.

SUCKEYES: Okay – Everyone knew that Beanie Wells wouldn’t play. But, uh, did you remember to practice and TRY to do something besides what everyone thought you were going to do? Where’s the team and play calling from the team that beat Texas a year ago? Is the vest the next Hot Seat Victim? Suckeye Nation will surely NOT Put up with getting humiliated on a national stage for much longer…

GATORLAND: Byes are nice….

AUBURN: In case you DIDN’T see it – yes, Auburn beat Mississippi State 3-2. That’s 3 points to 2 points. As in a field goal vs. a safety. It wasn’t snowing, hell, it wasn’t even raining that much…..

CHEESEHEADS: Nice win for the Big 10 over the Anytime, Anywhere, Any Place boys from Fresno….That was definitely a trap game…

HOAKIES: Nice win over the Bumblebees of Georgia Tech…I really thought you might slip there….

GAMECOCKS: Another loss for the Ole Ball Coach….Skip Holz is one step closer to an SEC job…But I think he can do better, if he wants out of the Carolinas all together….

USC RUBBERS: Okay…They are good….Can they stay healthy and focused in LA-LA Land? That’s always the question….

BRUINS: 59-0????? 59-0? To BYU? Are you kidding me? I want to know if UCLA has EVER lost a game like that…..

UPSET OF THE WEEK: If anyone listens to the fan at 5 o’clock on Fridays, you get to here Stony and Wojo talk to the Wynn Casino Sports Book Manager Johnny Avello. Johnny picks the games with surprising accuracy and gives you a good game summary. But I am really starting to like his picks of the week. He stated that UNLV would probably hang with ASU, and not only did they hang with them, the upset them outright….Way to go JOHNNY!!!

HOT SEAT (Or the RACE FOR SKIP HOLTZ):

1. Spurrier: At 1-2 and with and unranked South Carolina team that was ranked earlier, well, let’s just say it has to be getting warm…
2. Willingham: Win a game….Just one….
3. Wuzzles: Come on….Even the true Domer faithful can’t be entirely happy with that victory…They are not that great and MSU I hope will be a better test…
4. Tommy Bowden: As long as he keeps winning…
5. SABAN: Just because it will happen sooner or later…

Getting Warm.

1. Rich Rod: If there isn’t a FIREROD website yet, if they lose to the Cheeseheads and Illini, expect one VERY SOON…..
2. Tressel: Yes, the vested one has to be feeling some heat over the public humiliations that the Suckeyes have put on in the last 3 out of 4 games….I don’t think barely beating Ohio U wins over too many fans in Suckeye Nation….
3. Mangino (Kansas): Another large individual not known for eating salad, loses to a school they should have beat…(South Florida)….Oh, yes, now even Kansas fans think they should win every game after last year’s run.

HOPING FOR A BOWL SHOT AT 6-6,

MMQ