Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Mid-Week Round-Up Week #9

Fox Was A BAD Deal…

For Michigan Football Fans:  MGoBlue.com announced on Monday that the Minnesota Game on November 4th will kick at 7:30 PM.   That noise you heard on Monday afternoon was a collective “F@#$%CK!” from the Michigan faithful that has more or less had its fill of night games this season.  (The Fox deal called for Michigan committing to 3 night games over the next two seasons, and with next season’s home schedule, this was the better game?).  Now, it could be nice and balmy or the game could start in the 40’s in a rain storm and with a temperature drop from there…

It’s all about the money…Money, money, money


The Early Forecast from Weather.com



Looks like the rain storm is ahead of nice a balmy…

I’m really starting to dislike the Night Time Kicks for what should be noon games.  But Michigan draws a big TV number. Fans AND Haters want to watch

And The Beat Goes On…

“We’re going to lose to the suckeyes in the worst possible way.  In our own house and by a score that’s going to be WAY WORSE than last time they were here.  This is going to go down as one of Harbaugh’s WORST SEASONS EVER as a head coach of college or pro.” 

And that was one of the nicer bits of feedback this week. 

Listen:  I know things look bad.  Even the normally very up-beat and blue sky MMQ is having a hard time seeing any sliver lining or having any hope of being competitive with the conference elite moving forward.  My worst fear is dumping one to Maryland, Minnesota or (god forbid) Rutgers along the way.  This team is better than that and the coaches need to figure out a way to move the ball and win the games with what they have.  Stop making these guys try to play like pros and let them play what they can play.  If Michigan isn’t 8-2 rolling into Wiscy, there’ll be problems in Camelot with respect to Harbaugh and his staff.  And let’s not forget you reap what you sow and the 2013-14 recruiting classes weren’t even in the Top 25

Here’s a link to a pretty good round-table in Yahoo Sports analyzing Michigan.  Sort of the same stuff I’ve been saying…


Isn’t it time for Peters? (redux)

Harbaugh stated he was getting ready to put him in against PSU at his Monday Presser.
Again, how can it possibly be any worse? FFS, Michigan is tied for 4th in the East with Rutgers!   Unless Peters is a complete disaster and utter bust, ala Drew Henson, which was discussed at AP’s house on Saturday where the Tailgate Crowd convened.  Even though Henson had some good games over the course of the season and a half that he played.  I guess we’ll probably get to see Peters in some sort of fashion against Rutgers, but I wouldn’t count on seeing much.  He’ll be handing off and I doubt they’ll give him too much leash…

What I’d really like to see is a little more creativity in the play calling.  PSU style, thank you.

What Does It Mean For the Future?

It means that the coaching staff either A:  Has their work cut out for them to get to a point of being competitive with the elite of the conference or B:  Michigan suffers for at least another cycle (think good thoughts for 2020 and beyond) before being able to resemble a true top 10 team

That means potentially dropping two to the Domers as well over the next couple of seasons. 

Nuts…

Slappy Fan Grief Stage?

I had the Michigan Fan Base in Bargaining on Monday, but maybe the MMQ has taken a short cut and gone all the way to Acceptance.  Each game this season has been one dick-tripping episode after the next and Speight going down was really the icing on the cake.  I knew in the back of my mind that it couldn’t get better (even though the suckeyes found a way with their 3rd string QB to win the National Title) as Speight was the only part of the problem, but he knew things about the offense well enough to perhaps mask some of the holes.  O’Korn is playing as well as he’s going to play right now

In short, it is what it is and Basketball Season starts in 17 days!

CFP – It’s Never Too Early To Play “What IF”

The things I look at and think about in my spare time…

I touched on my list for the CFP on Monday, but what I failed to mention is that the Pac 12’s hopes cling to however the Domers finish the season (and then, maybe not even that).  Yep, you read that right.  If the Domers win out (low probability, but it exists), they will have effectively eliminated any chance that the Pac 12 has of getting a team into the CFP.  1-loss Domer team to Georgia would look way better than what would probably be the worst 1-loss team out there.  A Husky Pac 12 Champ that lost to a Cellar Dweller Arizona school

There are still countless scenarios in play, but that’s one observation.  Another really good question is: 

Do the Domers even have a chance?  Assuming for a second that it doesn’t matter who wins the Georgia-Bama Showdown, either of those teams will have a better 1-loss game under their belt than the Domers.  Assuming either PSU, Wiscy, or, at this point based on where they’re ranked, OSU wins out, the B1G has one team in (with or without a loss).  And the Big 12 could either have an undefeated Champ or a 1-loss Champion with an extra data point over a really good team…And if Clemson wins out, they’ll be a champion in the ACC with a really crappy loss to the Cuse, but still a champion (in the league that the Domers partly identify with).   All of this assumes for the moment that the committee learned its lesson last year with respect to PSU and the suckeyes regarding putting the Conf. Champ into the CFP…Or they might just figure it’s time to put two teams from the same conference in (Georgia – Bama).

So are the Domers already doomed even if they win out with a single loss to Georgia by not being in a conference?  

But Mr. MMQ, it’s difficult to believe there isn’t a scenario where the Domers get in with 1-loss (to a potential SEC Champion???)

I know, right?  And they can almost be guaranteed a spot if the following occurs:
1.    Clemson DOESN’T Win the ACC.  IF Clemson wins the ACC as the defending NC, I’m not sure the loss to the ‘Cuse hurts them that much in the committee’s eyes.  Anyone else (NC State or Miami – the Domers play both) wining the ACC helps the Domers chances (and give them a victory over ANOTHER Conference Champ!).

2.    Either or both Bama and Georgia lose before the SEC Championship.  Giving the runner up in the SEC 2-losses…meaning that every Domer fan just became a huge Gus Malzhan and Auburn fan

 Stay Tuned!

Forde Rightly Calls Out D’Antoni

I know they beat Michigan and I was going to leave this alone, but somebody called it out for me.  Pat Forde at Yahoo Sports called out the Sparty Coach in the Forde Yard Dash this week.  This is bush-league, even for the Italian Stallion….

COACH WHO SHOULD RIDE THE BUS TO WORK

Mark Dantonio (39), Michigan State. Taking the bus is the safest mode of transport for Dantonio if he wants to be safe from the next moving violation committed by his running back, LJ Scott, who was arrested last week after a seventh driving-related offense – most of them stemming from a suspended license. Dantonio, whose program has had a lot of garbage flowing through it recently, laid the hammer on Scott on Saturday by making him sit out one entire offensive series against Indiana. As a colleague noted Saturday night, after Scott scored the final touchdown in the victory over the Hoosiers, “Never forget that Dantonio was a Jim Tressel guy.”

Who’s Gonna’ Sing First?

NCAA Hoops has been unusually quiet in the aftermath of Pitino’s disastrous interview, the UNC Getting Away With Murder and the FBI arrests.  It’s been like 4-5 days since anything newsworthy has happened, leading me to believe we’re in for something juicy in the next couple of days.

It could be this guy, Rashan Michel, turning evidence on everyone to keep his butt out of the slammer.


Everything about him reads, “ME, ME, ME”

FIVE TOTALLY REAL AND IRRATIONAL MESSAGE BOARD THREADS
“Hey Clay, have you thought about just staying in Chicago?” - wearesc.com
“Art Briles; Just say yes.” - hogville.net 
“Why isn’t there an angry mob with pitchforks and torches on Holmoe’s front door?” - cougarboard.com (BYU)
“How long are we stuck with Jimbo? Serious question” - warchant.com 
“Urban Meyer = master Foister” - orangebloods.com (Texas)
Etc.
Penn State tries to ban suckeyes alternate jersey due to lack of contrast, but apparently the unis are “legal” according to AD Smith. 
I dunno... all looks pretty grey to me.
Hill Apologizes for flipping the bird
Michigan is the headliner in TWIS:
Great Read on Which is the Better Job?  Tennessee or Nebraska?  Clue:  It’s not in the SEC…
Timberlake To Sing At Superbowl
And everyone should remember what happened last time he sang with Janet Jackson in 2004. 



More Boobies on stage?  Why Not?

Monday, October 23, 2017

What Now?

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Right after last season’s blow-out of PSU, I remember writing about the Nittany Nuttin’s and stated that Franklin’s Hot Seat, the hang-over effects of the Sandusky situation, ripping down Joe Pa’s statue, the whole mess was still, well, a Hot Mess.  Never in a million years did I think Penn State could have left Ann Arbor in 2017 and pulled off what its accomplished.   

Winning solves and heals a lot of stuff.  Penn State, since last season’s blow out, has gone on to win each and every regular season game it’s played and only had one blemish – a last second loss in the Rose Bowl

Here’s to hoping that can repeat itself in Ann Arbor.  I would seriously take an undefeated remainder of the season and a Rose Bowl loss with a 7-0 record in 2018 if you handed it to me right now.  But nobody hands you anything in life…

To say that Franklin and his staff out-coached Michigan on Saturday is such an understatement, that I’m not quite sure what superlatives to add to put it into context.  Put it this way:  When, on the 2nd play of the game, Barkley slips behind center to take a snap in the Wildcat formation and immediately scores a 69 yard TD on a counter move (further sealing up his bid for Heisman, BTW), well, that’s called, “Dreaming up a BIG PLAY!”  This was “Phd football” to Harbaugh’s pee-wee mentality of “tackle better!” and “Don’t throw it to the wrong team!”  I guess that’s a pretty clear analysis.

While not a complete bust (yet), the season has definitely swung in an ugly direction.  There’s no one area you can point at and say, “Well, if we only had THIS, everything would be fine”, there’s enough evidence in areas that we can do a little pointing…

Offensive Line:  Losing Newsome has been more of a problem this season than anyone thought.  I knew it would be a problem last season, but figured there was ample time to groom someone for his roll…Nope.

QB:  Speight going down, as the evidence now supports, wasn’t good.  Even though O’Korn had what was probably one of his better games in Happy Valley, it’s clear that a better O’Korn isn’t going to win a B1G Title, or anything else for that matter.  And as was stated to the MMQ on Saturday during the game, Peters must be awful and may turn out to be a Drew Henson type “Bust”.  While that thought sickens me, I’m hoping Harbaugh can right that “Hot Mess” given enough time. 

Brown:  Donny let the team down a little on Saturday when it became apparent that no solution for Barkley was figured out for the 2nd half.  I was surprised that he stubbornly stuck with McCray trying to cover him out of the backfield. There had to be another option, and while it might not have worked out any better, it would have at least been something different.

Drevno, Harbaugh and Hamilton:  These three guys aren’t helping an offense that would be, right now anyway, better suited to dump passes to backs and tight ends over the middle for small chunk yardage.  Michigan does not have breakaway receivers (Black going down has hurt more than anyone thought). 

I wonder if Moorehead, the 2nd year OC for Penn State wants a new job?  Because I sure like the way he called the plays for PSU…

Does that about cover it? 

Firing anyone isn’t a solution.  Just stop with that non-sense.  I’m merely pointing out the obvious, and I’m sure there’s going to be a lot of self-evaluation on the coaching staff and the team this week to determine “Where to from here”.

I couldn’t think of a better time for Rutgers to come to town, except they just beat a Purdue team that Michigan struggled with on the road

And Rutgers was humiliated by Michigan at Home last season, 78-0.  Something about revenge?? 

Great…Just Great...

The Rest of the “Hot” Mess

Saturday could have been titled “Blow Out Saturday” and it would be a rightfully apt description.  

YHMA You Have My Attention

Domers:   Anyone that knows me knows EXACTLY HOW MUCH it pains me to type this, but the Domers are looking pretty good and will more than likely be part of the CFP discussion assuming they can win out.  Upstart NC State comes to town this weekend and the Domers may not be as emotionally down as I thought as the blow-out of USC was very complete.  I didn’t see the game but caught some of a replay and highlights.  The Condoms looked used and spent, and the Domers definitely took advantage.

Va Tech:  Blew-out UNC 59-7.  Karma?  Yes – maybe getting away with Murder, for lack of a better term, will haunt UNC for the next 5 years or so both on the grid-iron and the hardwood

Bama:  The Cremesicles didn’t even show up for Jones, who has to more or less own the Electric Chair of Death as position 1A.

Penn State:  Yep – I didn’t give Penn State nearly enough credit and thought that as soon as they faced a decent Defense, Barkley and McSorely would be exposed.  They exposed Michigan with over 500 yards of offense and trickery that Michigan simply couldn’t answer.  Can they do it as 6.5 point Underdogs to the suckeyes in the Shoe?

Auburn:  Still very much a voice in the SEC and they completely dominated an Arkansas team that should move to the SEC East and let Georgia move to the West. 

TIYFC - Turn In Your Football Cards

Cremesicles:  When you’re playing with nothing to lose, I like to think you can at least be creative and competitive.  The Cremesicles were neither of these.  Jones has probably lost the locker room at this point.  And Gaulden is going to be suspended for this (or should be) after scoring a TD:



Iowa:  After almost beating Penn State, Iowa has lost 3 games, all in the B1G. They should have been able to beat the struggling Kitty Kats, but couldn’t.  Fire Ferentz will probably be all over the internet today. 

CUD – Complete, Unmitigated Disasters!!!

Michigan:   Again, there were a lot of smart people last week that liked Michigan going into Happy Valley.  There was too much evidence supporting a close game.  Michigan simply wasn’t ready and they were grossly and irreverently out-coached. 

Ole Miss:   Was destroyed by LSU 40-24, and it wasn’t that close.  This was after Orgeron gave the Rebels as much bulletin board material that I think we’ve ever seen by a head coach in all of college football.  Revenge...

Kentucky:  Everyone was questioning the 5-1 record Kentucky was brandishing, and Miss State saw to it that the wildcats were revealed for what they actually are.

Florida State:  Michigan Fans, it could be worse…FSU has now lost 4 games on the season, and this was a team that a lot of people had as a Final Four competitor.  QB goes down, the season goes with it.  Sounds familiar.  And Jimbo Fisher is letting the fans have it by yelling back at them (and then explaining “You’re either with us or you’re Against us”: 



USC:  Beat Penn State in the Rose and has gone on a completely different path when compared to the Nittany Lions.  This disaster more or less completed the knock-out punch for the Pac12 when it comes to the CFP discussion, opening the door for the Domers. 

CBOTL – Come Back Off the Ledge

These are losses that looked bad, but there’s no reason to panic and sell the season duckets yet.
Virgina:  Lost the 2nd game of the year to an upstart Boston College team that’s decided to start playing football again after a 10 year disappearing act.  Can BC ruin a couple of other seasons?

WWB – We Won, But…We Should Be Worried

Sparty:  Finally scored a TD in the last quarter of the game to overcome the Hoosiers.  Sparty is going to have nothing but trouble in the B1G East moving forward.
Miami:  Still looks like a smoke and mirrors operation in Miami.  Better competition will reveal the warts...

And the Rest…

Arizona State @ Utah:  Graham is off the Hot Seat by destroying a Utah Utes team that almost beat the Trojans.  Things are getting wild and whacky in the Pac 12. 

Oregon @ UCLA:  Taggart hasn’t helped his “One and Done!” case that the fans of Oregon are screaming now that former coach Chip Kelly is available.  UCLA blew the Ducks off the pond…

TCU vs. Kansas:  TCU finally does what they’re supposed to do and soundly defeats a Kansas team that shouldn’t be in a Power 5 Conference….

Oklahoma @ K-State:  Oklahoma keeps it going with a closer than expected victory over the Wildcats. 

Oklahoma State @ Texas:  Gundy and the Cowboys should be happy that the MVP for their team plays QB for Texas and threw the last pass of the OT game to an Okie State cornerback to seal the Figgie victory.

The 5 Stages of Slappy Fan Grief

  1. Denial and Isolation USC.  What once looked like a season of hope has gone quickly down the tubes…   
  2. ANGER –Tennessee:  That butch Jones didn’t get fired getting on board the plane has this entire fan base totally pissed..    
  3. Bargaining –Michigan Fans  It’ll get better.  Harbaugh has won everywhere.  He’ll eventually win here
  4. Depression –Michigan...Because it’s not going to happen this season…
  5.  Acceptance – Anyone who is below 0.500. 

Idle Thoughts from Saturday

-Game Day at PSU
-I like the “We Are” segment.
-There’s a pretty good 30 for 30 out there on that story.
-Worth catching…
-Ugh…7:30 game.  Kill time getting some work done around the house.
-I like Michigan’s chances.
-I believe they find a way to stop Barkley.
-Game time!
-Here we go!
-Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot…
-Barkley took the snap and goes untouched.
-Nice play.
-69 yard TD
-Had two weeks to work on that one.
-And Michigan doesn’t answer. 
-Negative yards. 
-And Penn State Scores again!
-Not like this.  Keep it close…
-OK.  Scored…
-Jeez…Nordin MISSED a PAT? 
-Is that an omen?
-Should I just go lock myself in the closet now?
- Way to go Issac. 
-PSU scores to go up 21-13
-1st half stats – Michigan D has given up over 300 yards.
-Yikes.  That’s bad.
-All right.  1st possession of the 2nd half – Let’s score
-Dammit Harbaugh.  You need to do better.
-WTF.  Is this going to turn into a rout?
-Yep.
-Drink now?  Heavily?
-Why Not.
-Game over. 
-Peters must suck. 
-At least the Astros beat the Stankees…
-But I’m not sure anyone can beat the Dodgers.

THE MMQ’s “I DON’T NEED A COMMITTEE!”

Seeing as how the first committee ranking is coming out this weekend, The MMQ will throw his 2 cents in:

1.     Bama – No question, hands down the best team in college football today.  Why aren’t they under NCAA investigation?  Don’t get me started…
2.    Penn State – While I’m not sure Michigan was the statement win everyone thinks it SHOULD be, Penn State has earned this spot, for the time being.  Somewhat surprising that they are nearly a TD Dog heading into Columbus…
3.    Georgia – Without question the 2nd best team in the SEC right now.  LSU and Auburn will keep things interesting, but the SEC Championship will answer the question.
4.    TCU – Could easily win out based on who they have left on the schedule and the fact that Oklahoma’s defense hasn’t looked as good lately as they did early in the season.  If they lose to Oklahoma, the re-match will be on in the Big iiX Championship and they could still sneak in.

Lurking:  suckeyes, Wiscy, Domers and Clemson. The suckeyes win and their in.  There’s no way Michigan can beat themClemson needs to win out and really needs Georgia to lose before the SEC Championship (Auburn controls the destiny of both Georgia and Bama, playing them both at home). The Domers need some Conference Teams to lose, but if they win out, there will be wild support for them to be in the CFP. Wiscy needs to beat everyone and win the B1G Championship.  Long Shot….   

The Hot Seat
Great Article on what could happen to the 17 Hottest Seats in College Football:


Still looking for Hot Coach’s wives suggestions!

Lincoln Riley is a 35 year old coach at a Power 5 school.  And his wife aint too bad, either!



ZAPPED List

We’ll keep track of who’s gone as the season progresses….

  1. “Holier than Thou” Hugh Freeze
  2. Andersen – Oregon State
  3. Kugler – Texas El Paso 
  4. Tyson Summers – Georgia Southern

Electric Chair of Death!

  1. Jones - Tennessee.  This is one of those situations where you ask yourself, “How long are the Volunteers going to let this guy twist in the wind?  Thing is, fire him after the job he’s done recruiting and no one is going to be jumping at the chance to be the next guy canned.  And I don’t think Chip Kelly wants this job.   Gruden due to “ties to the program” will be tossed around ad-nauseum.
  2. Bielema – Not sure how he survives the season.  And how did it get so bad so fast for Brett?   His Hawgs have only been competitive in one game (Texas A&M) and that’s not like a Brett team.  His Buyout will probably save him, but damn. 
  3. Riley – Nebraska.  See Jones.  What’s Moos waiting for?

The Hot Seat

1.    Stoops – Kentucky.  Blown out in any SEC game at home moves you up the list..
2.    Fedora – UNC  - see Stoops
3.    OdomMizzou.  Beating up Idaho doesn’t save you from the heat
4.    Beatty – Kansas.  They really suck
5.    Ruhle – Baylor.  Could go win-less
6.    Lovie Smith – Illinois.  Lovie isn’t college coaching material
7.    Mullen – uh oh.  But he’ll get a job somewhere else.  Too good of a coach.
8.    Sumlin:  Still needs a big Win. 
9.    McElwain Two SEC losses in a row to bad SEC West teams
10. Ogeron -LSU  slowly moving down the list with wins
11. Mulzahn – Up 20 and lose on the road?  And out-coached by Orgeron?

12. Mora – Never has a coach had more talent go to the NFL and not been able to win a Championship…

Friday, October 20, 2017

FMQ Week #8 - PSU Has Always Been Special

Can You Believe The Balls On This Guy???
Just so everyone’s straight – Pitino has been or was:
1.     Under NCAA investigation at Hawaii in the 80’s
2.    Had sex on a restaurant table with someone besides his wife (but only lasted about 30 seconds!)
3.    Was the Head Coach of a team on already on NCAA probation for hosting stripper and hooker parties
4.    Was discovered to be and named as “Coach Number #2” in FBI Indictment documents that was speaking to Gatto multiple times during Bowen’s recruitment.
AAAAAAAAANNNNDDD – What do you do when you’re fired for cause?  Sue Adidas of course!
I’m actually not sure who the sleazier player is in all of this…Pitino or the lawyer that actually believes there’s a case here for Pitino somewhere.  Or maybe it’s a ploy to get discovery evidence and the recorded phone calls that incriminate Pitino…
From Thamel (yahoo sports)
If he knew about the payments to Bowen, he’s brazen enough to blatantly flout NCAA rules while Louisville was still serving its penalties related to the escort scandal. If he didn’t know about the payments to Bowen, then he clearly had no control of a program that violating NCAA rules left and right under his watch.
Pitino clearly prefers the latter to the former. And as the Adidas lawsuit shows, he’s willing to go to great lengths to try to argue that position
Whatever, Pitino’s lack of any humility or self-blame is galling.  It is, as the late, great Bob Ufer would say, “They had the Audacity, the Unmitigated gall to tear down that banner!!!”
THE HIT 20 Years Later:  Why The Targeting Rule Came Into Being
The short version – I remember sitting on a barstool out in Borrego Springs, California with college roommate, tailgater and super fan TJH (LONG STORY – Ask me sometime) watching this game and when I saw this hit, I KNEW one of these guys, or perhaps both, wasn’t walking away from it
The Hit:  15 Years Later – The Long Version
The B1G network did a nice follow up 15 years later about the hit, the surgery Taylor required and the Grade 3 Concussion that Stephenson received as a result.
But they’re both still in football.  It just gets in you and it won’t let go…
But I’m glad targeting is a rule, I just wish it was properly called and enforced.
And the fact that this happened 20 years ago and I can remember it like it was yesterday is kind of weird.  I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, but I can recall a lot of what happened on “Judgement Day” and Woodson running over people on offense, Griese having a big day, and Michigan just routing the “Paper Tiger” #2 team in the country. 34-8.  And I didn’t even have to look it up….
The stage was now set…
For 25 Years, PSU Has Been Special….
Unless You Happen to be a PSU Fan…Why am I confident?  This is part of the reason….
When Michigan is NOT in the Top 10 and Penn State IS in the Top 10, we have a 5-1 record against the Nittany Lions with our only loss to them being Rich Rod's 3-9 team in 2008, when #3 Penn State beat unranked Michigan 46-17. These weren't fringe Top 10 UM teams either; none of the 5 Michigan wins came when Michigan was in the Top 15, their average ranking was below where we will be this week at #19. 
List:
  • 2007: Unranked Michigan defeats #10 Penn State 14-9 
  • 2005: Unranked Michigan defeats #8 Penn State 27-25
  • 1999: #16 Michigan defeats #6 Penn State 31-27
  • 1998: #22 Michigan defeats #9 Penn State 27-0
  • 1993: #18 Michigan defeats #7 Penn State 21-13
Overall, Michigan is 6-2 against Top Ten Penn State teams, including a 3-1 record in Happy Valley. 
So, okay, yeah, I looked all that up.  But I know Michigan has owned them. 
Who Will We Be Talking About On Monday?
Like Week #7, Week #8 has the potential to create some interesting conversations.  USC goes into South Bend pretty banged up and the Domers are actually playing really good football (especially on Defense).  USC hasn’t been the same team since they won the Rose, playing close game against Utah and losing to Wash State.  Unfortunately, I think we’re talking Domers and CFP in the same sentence Monday.  But I’ll still take USC and the points (see below).. 
IF THEY WIN, we’ll be sick of hearing about Penn State as well. On the flip side, if Michigan pulls it off, we’re discussing Michigan and “controlling their own destiny.”
I might like Texas to beat one school from Oklahoma this year, and OSU is on the docket.  The shorthorns could be spoilers…
Besides the Death Star?  Good question.  I think LSU must’ve had really key people out of the Troy game because that loss just doesn’t make any sense at this point.  I hate to say, “Re-set you’re thinking” regarding LSU, but there’s no way to explain it.  LSU knocked off Florida and then came back against a really good Auburn team at home.  So is it just everyone in the SEC deciding to “suck less” when the time comes to play decent football?  I guess it’ll all get sorted out.  For now, let’s assume that Georgia, LSU and Auburn are still legit and all get a shot at Bama (assuming Georgia wins East).
All is does is make all of them harder to handicap.
THE FMQ
So, what did the FMQ in this week?   THE GOD DAMN MICHIGAN – IU Over/Under.  Going to OT put the number right at 47.  House WINS!

 A Win is a Win, Baby!!
Other than that, it was a great picking week, but we didn’t score much cash based on the units bet.  Week #8 doesn’t get any easier as we pretty much know who everyone is at this point and spreads are more easily defined and backed up with data.  Hard to find an edge in any game this week.   
On to this week’s picks:
Week # 8 is a coin flip week.  I don’t have any strong weeks historically in week #8 It’s almost as if we need to take a break or start looking closer at the over/unders. Of course, I just got burnt on one of those, so we’ll just flip coins.
Maryland @ Wiscy (-24):  I really didn’t think the Terps were this bad.  They beat what’s turning into a decent Texas team and then promptly lost their QB and 2nd string QB.  Pickings are slim after that.  But I thought their defense would be better with Durkin steering the ship.  Wiscy is a grind you down team and 24 seems like a lot, but they are home.  Coin Flip - Wiscy.. 
Take Wiscy and lay the 24 for $25
Iowa @ Northwestern (PK):  I kind of hate Pick-Em games.  All you have to do is pick the winner, but this is a tough one to pick.  Northwestern faded against Wiscy, came storming back in the 4th quarter to cover.  I know you can’t go week to week, but I really don’t know who to pick.  Coin Flip - Iowa!  
Take Iowa for $25
OSU @ Texas (+7):  Hermann’s gonna beat someone good this season.  He’s running out of shots, but I have a feeling that he may be able to close the deal on this one, or at least keep it close on the 40 Acres. 
Take the Shorthorns and the 7 for $30
Purdue @ Rutgers (+8):  Rutgers won a B1G Game on the Road last week.  And that screwed me up.  I really felt that the Illini were the better team, but I was wrong.  Purdue is a very good team statistically right now and they should bring Rutgers back down to Earth.
Take Purdue and lay the 8 for $50
Pitt @ Duke (-8):  How did Pitt get so bad so fast??  Narduzzi was being rumored for bigger and better jobs last season and now he’s probably glad that Pitt is tired of hiring coaches.  Duke is good enough to cover the number.
Take Duke and lay the 8 for $40
Illinois @ The Gophers (-13.5):  That’s a lot of points.  Minnesota may trot out a different QB this week and I think the Illini can keep in within a couple of scores, especially as the Gophers can’t really stop anyone.
Take the Illini and the 13.5 for $30
Indiana @ Sparty (-7):  Hmmmm?  Is this spread based on what Michigan did against both these teams?  Indiana is not that bad and had the ball bounced a little differently, they would have beat Michigan. Sparty OTOH, is probably going to get tripped up this season.   Coin Flip – Indiana!
Take Indiana and the 7 for $25
Tennessee @ Bama (-33):  Bama has done so-so against the spread this season (3-4).  However, the ones they are covering have all been over 30 points!  Is that a clue?  No, Tennessee being one of the shittiest teams in the SEC is a bigger clue.    
Take Bama and lay the 33 for $50
Auburn @ Arkansas (+13):  Auburn has me scratching my head a lot.  First, they roll some bad SEC teams and I thought LSU was a bad team, but then they come out in the 2nd half and tank.  What will they do on the road at a really bad Arkansas?  Coin Flip
Take Auburn and lay the 13 for $30
USC @ Domers (-3.5):  Tough game, tough spread.  I like the Domers at home, but 3.5 is a tough number to lay in what may be a tight game.  USC has played a lot of tight ones already this season.  I like the dog here.
Take USC and the 3.5 for $25
Michigan @ PSU (-12.5 MONEYLINE:  Michigan - $320):  A double figure spread in this game?  With Michigan’s defense, I don’t think PSU will be able to “start fast” or get any separation on Michigan in this game.  And if Michigan is still in it in the 4th quarter, PSU will be playing tight.  Of course, they played a tight game in Iowa City this season already and won.  But Iowa covered! 
Take Michigan and the 12.5 for $25
MONEYLINE:  Michigan 20
PARLAY!
3 Bet/Team Parlay:   6-1

Purdue – Bama - Duke:   $50