As always, the Big Game generates a lot of e-mail and fan interest, not to mention hits on the Ole’ MMQ blog. I do thank each and every one of you for reading this drivel, if for no other reason than to make me think this is all in some weird and twisted way worthwhile.
HOWEVA’, there have been several issues – questions – challenges raised as a result of the Game on Saturday and subsequent post. So, in no particular order, let’s run ‘em down, so to speak:
1. The reason the final TD on the kick-off didn’t count: The kicking team CANNOT advance a kick-off. They can only recover. So, Michigan did recover the squib at the end and what appeared to be an advance to the goal line and subsequent spike of the ball in the endzone was simply Michigan’s ball at the 20 or where ever it was scooped up. Enough with the final score “Should have been 41 (2) to 31” already. We beat the Domers and the spread, the MMQ is happy.
2. If they awarded the Heisman based on performances against the Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!), DeRob wins the thing hands down. No question.
3. I think everyone knows that this isn’t that great of a team (Michigan) and that is what is going to make this an interesting season. For anyone that sent me an e-mail stating that fact, I have a simple response for you. “Duh.” I know they aren’t that good. I can read box scores, too. You’re probably the same group that complains when you’re doing the horizontal bop that it doesn’t last long enough…sheesh. Check the latest MMQ tagline: Enjoying the Ride…
4. Do any of you know how to comment on the blog? The MMQ is going to stop responding to E-mail. It’s too much. Use the blog, that’s why it’s there. (okay, now I’m venting. I apologize. But seriously, create an account. It takes 2 minutes, tops.)
5. “This was the greatest game in Michigan Histroy.” I had more than one e-mail asking me how I could state that? And I know for those of you that weren’t there and watched it on the tube, it had to really suck for the first 3 quarters, and I kind of get where you’re coming from. But I’m telling you that the last quarter in that stadium was the wildest emotional ride I believe I have ever been on, at least in recent memory. However, in complete and total fairness that I like to think we exercise here at the MMQ, we’re going to do something about the “Greatest Game Ever Moniker”, in a minute.
6. Sparty is either in really deep doo-doo or they are going to crush an emasculated Domer team. Either way, I know that Michigan as created another interesting matchup between those two teams that I will enjoy watching, because either way, (as Jeff says) SOMEONE I HATE IS GOING TO LOSE!
7. Is Brian Kelly a good coach or isn’t he? Hell, you can ask the same question about Hoke at this point and I’ll give you the same exact answer: Give the guy 3 years and I’ll let you know. Do I think Kelly is going to get fired for losing twice to Michigan? It’s not a good sign, based on the recent events (last 10 years of Notre Dame coaching changes). Do I think he’s there for at least another year? Yep. But its going to be GREAT to poke fun at this guy…. Dammit!
8. Do I really believe the Domers are cursed? Well…..yeah. And I’d be lying if I said otherwise. Does anyone believe that the Domers SHOULDN’T have won that game? I know it was hard for me to believe that Michigan had a chance with 0:30 left. But, everyone knows how it ended….I don’t believe you can state that you run a clean program and have all the issues surrounding it that the Domers do and still believe as a fan base that you’re somehow superior to everyone else in College football. Everyone’s a little dirty. Accept it, deal with it, and move on. Has the game changed? You bet. Change with it or you will be cursed.
9. Is Crist the better QB for the Domers? I don’t know. There’s a guy I work with that thinks Crist is calmer and more collected and simply had “first game jitters” against USF and Kelly is a boob for yanking him so quickly. He also believes that USF was a far superior team to Michigan and that Crist would’ve beat Michigan. Hmmm…..Interesting and thoughtful take.
10. Isn’t it fun when you’re still smiling on Tuesday????
Okay, I may have been caught up in the moment proclaiming Saturday as the Greatest Game in the Big House Ever. I was basing that on the emotions involved, the crowd, and the fact that it was midnight and I was wide awake, basking in the celebration. I certainly don’t believe it was the greatest “played” game I’ve ever seen there. In fact, if I had to label it, it was the “BEST Worst Game” I have ever seen in that stadium. Does that make sense? It should if you’ve been reading me for awhile.
So, what we need is objective and subjective criteria to measure the games that have been played in the Big House. Those criteria, laid out here by the MMQ, can vary and I will certainly take outside advice and opinion on this matter:
Objective:
1. The Opponent. It has to be big. Anyone that has a nickname that my Grandma can tell me qualifies. OSU, Domers, PSU, MSU, etc. She knows those are Buckeyes, Fighting Irish, Nittany Lions, and Sparty. If she can tell me the nickname of the team we’re playing, than it’s Big Game worthy.
2. Stakes. The game has to mean something. If it’s just a run of the mill Big 10 team, well, it might be a Big Game, but technically (And this is OLD MMQ talking), Michigan believes we should kick your ass. Please take note: Cheeseheads, Northwestern, Iowa, Purdue, and Illinois. And we had to have won the game for it to qualify. No moral losses here.
3. Build-Up. It can’t be a Big Game unless people are looking forward to it for at least two weeks. The reason Michigan-OSU in 2006 was so huge was because both Michigan and OSU were undefeated and weren’t playing anyone for 3 weeks before they met. That was a Big Game, just not in the Big House.
4. Score: It should be close and the eventual victor should be in question all the way to the end of the game. No big stakes, big build-up, big opponent blowouts need apply.
Subjective:
5. Does the MMQ’s arm hair stand on end when the team takes the field? (This one is a little subjective, I know. But still, FOR ME, it tells me that it’s a Big Game!)
6. How much do we (I) hate the opponent? Subjective again, but never the less a worthy measuring stick. And it’s certainly personal. I simply don’t hate Sparty as much as I hate the Domers-Suckeyes. Can’t explain it. I think it has to do with Bo. He hated the Domers and OSU and I think it rubbed off a little….Sparty, well, as we all now know, you’re just supposed to beat your Little Brother.
7. What’s the general consensus? How do we get that? Well, we have a
POLL!
For the next week or so, I’ll run a poll on the side bar with 10 games that I think are worthy of the “Best Games in the Big House EVER!” and we can vote. How’s that for democracy in action? The games I’m considering right now (I’ve already explained the first 5. Notice I didn’t say “Top 5”:
1. Domers 2011
2. Sparty 2004
3. OSU 1997
4. PSU 2002
5. Domers 2009
6. OSU 1985 – Harbaugh to Kolesar for a 77 yard TD in the 4th Quarter, which made the score 27-17. Michigan went on to beat Nebraska in Fiesta bowl and finish 2nd in the national rankings overall. Iowa, who Michigan lost to that year (12-10) went on to the Rose Bowl.
7. OSU 1969 – Unfortunately, revisionist history is the issue here. I was 4 when this game was played and therefore, cannot subjectively vote on it. However, knowing what I know, yeah, it HAD to be a Big Game. But was it the Best Ever in the Big House? That’s why we’re voting!
8. FSU 1986 – Won 20-18. Was the start to an undefeated season right up to Minnesota that year and a disaster in the Big House…
9. OSU 1995 – Tshimanga Biakabatuka ran for 315 yards against the number 2 team in the land. Stakes weren’t huge as OSU had Rose Bowl berth anyway, but we screwed up their national title hopes.
10. Domers 1991 – Desmond Howard and the catch…Yeah, it was tight and it was a big play. And it was the Domers.
11. Iowa 1997 – I know, I know. This VIOLATES ONE OF MY OWN RULES! But it was the biggest comeback in Michigan History. Down 24-0 at halftime, Griese, Woodson and company come out and score 28 unanswered. I remember leaving and feeling relieved, because the build-up wasn’t there pre-game. That much I remember. But the 2nd half was everything you’d want.
So, unless someone wants to chime in with one I forgot, let’s leave it at those 11. Vote on the side bar. I’ll leave it up there for a week. Vote for up to 5 games and that will become the official rank of the Greatest Big House Games Ever!
Never let it be said that I won’t engage in a good debate!
Enjoying the Ride…MMQ
The MMQ
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Instant Karma's Gonna Get You!
IT’S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE!
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead! – John Lennon
Where to begin? The lights, the pageantry, emotional pre-game with Desmond on the field. New Scoreboards illuminating the stadium…This ain’t the same stadium your father knew. And neither is how these two teams are currently playing this game!
My voice is just now coming back, but the back of the throat is still sore. The adrenaline headache has subsided, but there was on and off again pain yesterday from lack of sleep. But it was all worth it!
To say that things were happening “Instantly” on Saturday night after 11:00 PM might be a bit of an understatement. If you blinked, sneezed, or had to take a wee-wee break because of too much pre-game festivities, you probably – no make that definitely - missed a lot.
What were the best parts of this game? Well, with the exception of a couple of plays, NOTHING IN THE FIRST HALF. And you can pretty much say that about the 3rd quarter as well. But in the 4th quarter:
- Denard scooping up a Hopkins fumble for a TD – Karma, baby!
- Gallon’s catch. Not that one, the first one.
- Then that one - yeah, that one.
- Roundtree’s catch.
- Vincent Smith’s catch and juke to the promised land
- Hemmingway’s 1st half catch and TD were pretty nice, also.
Earlier in the year I posted that maybe, just MAYBE, The Curse of the Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!!!) was a Kismet – Karma thing that was the result of D. Sullivan (RIP), 3 Beer Floydd, Non-consensual sex with coeds and a number of other transgressions that not only make the Domers the biggest bunch of hypocrites walking the face of the Earth, but they are doing it all in “The Holy Mother’s Name”. Yeah, I’m proud to be a catholic – NOT – when Notre Dame and it’s fans are supposed to be the model that everyone is following. But it does feel good to go to church wearing a Michigan polo and getting those nasty, pained looks from the Domer population.
So, what was my initial reaction after it was all said and done? What else:
Hee-hee…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He who laughs last….A breakdown would normally be in order, so I’ll get right to it:
Michigan Score 35 Domers 31
Turnovers: Michigan 3, Domers 4
EVERY OTHER STAT: Domers
Hmm, that’s funny. The Domers should be able to build on this “statement” game. They did lots of things right! Except win, of course.
Yes, I know Michigan was mere seconds away from being on the other side of this emotional swing. In fact, with 30 seconds to go, they were there. And it sucked. I couldn’t believe that they just couldn’t stop the Domers once. The noise was deafening and it had to be loud on the field. And then the crowd was crushed with only 30 seconds to go. Time to get a jump on the traffic. Some of the faithful had given up.
And then a long pass to Gallon and a Roundtree TD 22 seconds later and we were right back at the top of the Roller Coaster. And Domer Nation was in the abyss. That dark void of nothingness that Michigan fans have had to endure for so long…
Believe it or not, some of the Domer crowd in the South End Zone that showed up started chanting, “It SUCKS to be a Michigan Wolverine!” at some point in the 3rd quarter when the score went 24-7. Domers, You ARE NOT ALLOWED to count any chickens (wins) until the clock reads 0:00.
Domers – a Little Advice:
“Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.”
- Lou Mannheim from Wallstreet (with a little help from Nietschke.)
I wanted a Domer Quote from the game and couldn’t get one. Couldn’t actually find a fan. Were they all wearing Maize and Blue under their Green stuff? But here’s one from the NDNation sound off board that pretty much says it all…(And note that it’s a female fan!)
"This isn't healthy, right? I mean, I still see that goal line stand. Stuffing him and causing a fumble. Things your defense is SUPPOSED to do, and that motherfucker picking up the ball and running it in. I knew we were done right then and there. THAT is the play that makes me ill this morning."
chezhdchick
Nice language from a Domer Chick, eh?
We were trying to rank the “Big House Best Games Ever” at the post tailgate and when I started thinking about it, well, it’s tough to argue that this game ISN’T number 1. The problem is that the whole paradigm has shifted. Its bigger (the Big House). The game was at night. The scoreboards made for an overall better experience. The band is amplified. The suites magnify the noise. The RAWK MUSIC was PERFECTLY timed. How do you compare experiences really? We almost need to start fresh from this point forward. But, seeing as how you can’t do that, we’ll try to rank them as we see them:
1. Notre Dame 2011 – Enough said…
2. MSU 2004 – Triple OT against Sparty…Yeah, this qualifies.
3. OSU 1997 – Really? Do I need to justify this one?
4. PSU 2002 – First OT game in the Big House
5. Tie Notre Dame 2009 – PSU 2006 (Tate Forcier and Henne – Manningham)
The Rest of the Mess
I didn’t see any games except one, so commenting is taken from the highlights.
tOhio vs. Toledo: Hmmm…Either Ohio is bad or Toledo is good. It was hard to say which. I have heard Fickell’s new name is “Fecal” however, and that’s from the loyal Scarlett and Grey….
Dawgs vs Cocks: (I’ll never get tired of referencing South Carolinas nickname!) Richy Richt’s seat just got a little hotter Saturday, even though it was a great game. But losing that one hurts. They had a shot and now they need lots of help…
Satan’s Warriors vs. Nittany Kitty Kats: Maybe Joe Pa needs to schedule an easier SEC opponent. I swear that Satan calls off the dogs for this game so as not to embarrass Ole Joe…
Sparty: Yawn….Good luck next week in that Hornet’s nest that will be South Bend. But I suspect the home crowd is going to come down pretty hard on their own team at the first sign of adversity.
Idle Thoughts From Saturday
-GRIDLOCK! NOT!…Actually, from all the accounts, it sounds like the night games are the way to go. First, getting into Ann Arbor was a lot easier regardless of what time you arrived. I’ve heard from Noon till 4 PM was a piece of cake. Easier than any other game. And that was without Golf Course and Pioneer grass available.
-Getting out was easy for this fan, also. Nothing but game traffic at 1:00 AM and everyone going the same way!
-Kind of makes sense when you think about it….
-JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!
-Have I mentioned that recently?
-Desmond is a class act.
-And no, I don’t think he was faking that emotion. That was all from the heart.
-That’s just the kind of guy he is.
-Did I mention Dave Brandon swung by the tailgate?
-Really! He even went by a second time after we yelled “Hi, Dave!” to the golf cart he was in.
-“If we only had an offense!” MMQ’s brother. My response, “What’s an Offense?”
-“Never thought you’d be begging for Rich Rod back, did ya’?” MMQ’s brother again…
-I had not yet gotten to the point where I am wishing for Rich Rod back. I’m not sure I will ever be at that point…
-Josh Groban pretty much took care of that.
-Three 1st downs in the first half? Really?
-24-7. I’m outta’ here if they make it 31-7.
-Okay, 24-14. 10 point game with 14 minutes left! We got a shot…
-Someone took the reigns off Denard…
- YEAHHHHHHH!
-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-I think it took me longer to type that than it actually took to play out on Saturday…And they weren’t thoughts! That was out loud….
-RAWK Music is Cool.
-But damn, it’s loud.
-Am I getting too old for this crap?
-NO WAY MAN! TURN IT UP!
The Hot Seat
I have several Hot Seat selections made and I’m good through the middle of October or so, but I’m always on the look out for any suggestions that the Distribution would like to make. Apparently, the crowd was not entirely thrilled with the Alexa Flutie selection last week, even thought I thought it was extremely appropriate – and she won the voting by a margin of about 3-2. I mean, I can’t start off with the totally hottest Hot Seat Mascot, can I? Where would the build up be? What about the big finish? Anyway, without further ado:
Analeigh Tipton! You may have seen her in this summer’s flick, Crazy, Stupid Love. I caught her one night watching The Big Bang Theory and I took notice. Anyway, enjoy and DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!
1. Notre Dame 2011 – Enough said…
2. MSU 2004 – Triple OT against Sparty…Yeah, this qualifies.
3. OSU 1997 – Really? Do I need to justify this one?
4. PSU 2002 – First OT game in the Big House
5. Tie Notre Dame 2009 – PSU 2006 (Tate Forcier and Henne – Manningham)
The Rest of the Mess
I didn’t see any games except one, so commenting is taken from the highlights.
tOhio vs. Toledo: Hmmm…Either Ohio is bad or Toledo is good. It was hard to say which. I have heard Fickell’s new name is “Fecal” however, and that’s from the loyal Scarlett and Grey….
Dawgs vs Cocks: (I’ll never get tired of referencing South Carolinas nickname!) Richy Richt’s seat just got a little hotter Saturday, even though it was a great game. But losing that one hurts. They had a shot and now they need lots of help…
Satan’s Warriors vs. Nittany Kitty Kats: Maybe Joe Pa needs to schedule an easier SEC opponent. I swear that Satan calls off the dogs for this game so as not to embarrass Ole Joe…
Sparty: Yawn….Good luck next week in that Hornet’s nest that will be South Bend. But I suspect the home crowd is going to come down pretty hard on their own team at the first sign of adversity.
Idle Thoughts From Saturday
-GRIDLOCK! NOT!…Actually, from all the accounts, it sounds like the night games are the way to go. First, getting into Ann Arbor was a lot easier regardless of what time you arrived. I’ve heard from Noon till 4 PM was a piece of cake. Easier than any other game. And that was without Golf Course and Pioneer grass available.
-Getting out was easy for this fan, also. Nothing but game traffic at 1:00 AM and everyone going the same way!
-Kind of makes sense when you think about it….
-JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!
-Have I mentioned that recently?
-Desmond is a class act.
-And no, I don’t think he was faking that emotion. That was all from the heart.
-That’s just the kind of guy he is.
-Did I mention Dave Brandon swung by the tailgate?
-Really! He even went by a second time after we yelled “Hi, Dave!” to the golf cart he was in.
-“If we only had an offense!” MMQ’s brother. My response, “What’s an Offense?”
-“Never thought you’d be begging for Rich Rod back, did ya’?” MMQ’s brother again…
-I had not yet gotten to the point where I am wishing for Rich Rod back. I’m not sure I will ever be at that point…
-Josh Groban pretty much took care of that.
-Three 1st downs in the first half? Really?
-24-7. I’m outta’ here if they make it 31-7.
-Okay, 24-14. 10 point game with 14 minutes left! We got a shot…
-Someone took the reigns off Denard…
- YEAHHHHHHH!
-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-I think it took me longer to type that than it actually took to play out on Saturday…And they weren’t thoughts! That was out loud….
-RAWK Music is Cool.
-But damn, it’s loud.
-Am I getting too old for this crap?
-NO WAY MAN! TURN IT UP!
The Hot Seat
I have several Hot Seat selections made and I’m good through the middle of October or so, but I’m always on the look out for any suggestions that the Distribution would like to make. Apparently, the crowd was not entirely thrilled with the Alexa Flutie selection last week, even thought I thought it was extremely appropriate – and she won the voting by a margin of about 3-2. I mean, I can’t start off with the totally hottest Hot Seat Mascot, can I? Where would the build up be? What about the big finish? Anyway, without further ado:
Analeigh Tipton! You may have seen her in this summer’s flick, Crazy, Stupid Love. I caught her one night watching The Big Bang Theory and I took notice. Anyway, enjoy and DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!
Hot Seat Rank
1. Richy Richt – DON’T LOOK NOW! 0-2 and the fans are not only restless, but the torch and pitchfork store in Georgia was ransacked on Sunday!
2. Kelly, Brian – See Richy Richt – Just the Torch and Pitchfork store in Indiana was ransacked is the only difference.
3. Paul Wulff
4. Neuheisel
5. Bob Toledo
6. Schiano
7. Kelly, Chip
8. Erickson
9. Zooky
10. Tedford
FMQ Betting Results:
Not a bad week, but man did I catch a rash of crap at the tailgate! Let’s see a guest gambler get on this next Friday and do better!
Michigan +3.5 vs. DOMERS
Thank you, Thank you VERY MUCH!
WIN: Bank $76
Stanford (-18.5) at Duke
Thank you, Thank you Very Much Mr. Lucky!
WIN: Bank $114
Nebraska -28 vs. Fresno State
Okay, this MIGHT be the last time I give lay the points and take Nebraska…
Lose
Alabama @ PSU (+9.5)
I think this might have been the gimee on the board!
WIN: Bank $114
tOhio (-19) vs. Toledo
Fecal is not winning over their hearts and minds….Especially if they are using that nickname already…Of course, I’m mad at him, too.
LOSE
Parlay:
Don’t talk to me about Parlays…..
Starting BANK: $624
TOTAL WIN: $304
NEW BANK: $928
Enjoying the Ride…MMQ
Friday, September 9, 2011
FMQ - A Day To Remember
There were many (if not all reading this) of us that did not witness the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. However, I think we’ve all spoken with an older friend or relative that was alive at the time that shared with you the fear and unbelievable grief that was felt across America when the event took place. Not only that, but there was uncertainty for the future.
I can tell you that on that fateful Tuesday morning 10 years ago, I had the same sense of confusion, disbelief and fear that everyone else had as we witnessed the events unfold on TV. My oldest was sick and I had stayed home with her after taking my youngest to daycare. I remember thinking what a perfect, sunny fall morning it was as I looked out on the lake. And then the Today show interrupted their normal programming and started showing the WTC. And the Pentagon. And some field in the middle of Pennsylvania.
Confusion, Disbelief, Fear.
Those were the feelings. Calling people. Are you watching this? What’s going on? The 2nd plane. Clips of people leaping from the Towers. I actually went upstairs and made sure the guns were in working order. How twisted is that?
Later in the evening, fear was replaced by uncertainty and anger, which I’m sure we all went through. And I realized that no matter how many free “good” choices we make and as much risk management that we try to exercise in our lives, sometimes there’s the fickle hand of fate that’s sitting there waiting to slap you silly.
But, Life goes on. Enjoy the ride…
And on to the picks!
Last week, weather kept us from having what would have been a neutral week. Or we wouldn't be down the c-note were down right now. However, no matter as this week’s picks are looking good! Someone did ask me how do I “Jump on it early?” Well, with my little note pad on my desk, I write down about 7 games that look good to me on Monday morning. And after looking at them for an hour or so, I will circle teams where I really like the spread. Others I just kind of wait and see what happens to the movement. So, when I saw Michigan getting 3.5 at home at night, I thought it was a gift. I jumped on in it, but for less than I might normally after the spread has defined itself. The spread has moved down with money coming in on Michigan to 3 points. (I saw 2.5 on one site.) So, it looks like smart money or volume is on Michigan.
Michigan +3.5 vs. DOMERS
Michigan getting points at home in a night game with the Domers in the middle of a QB controversy and their backs against the wall. Methinks that Hoke will have everyone’s ears pinned back, a little extra air in the helmets, and pads strapped on a little tighter for this one. Michigan has nothing to lose and the Domers are staring into the abyss once again.
Take Michigan and the +3.5 for $40
Stanford (-18.5) at Duke
Really? When I saw this game on the schedule for Stanford, I figured it was between a 21 – 24 point play. I saw the opening and -18.5 and immediately liked it and jumped on it. The line has move up over -20 and I feel like I’m sitting pretty good.
Take Stanford and the -18.5 for $60
Nebraska -28 vs. Fresno State
This one is tough. Fresno is really bad, maybe worse than Chattanooga. So why only 28? I have to do something I hate doing with a team that just hosed me the week before, but
Take Nebraska and lay the -28 for $40
Alabama @ PSU (+9.5)
Alabama does have the best defense, I don’t think there’s any question. Yeah, it’s in Happy Valley. But that’s not enough points for me to take this home dawg… I think Bama covers this in the 1st half and wins pulling away.
Take Satan’s Warrior’s and lay -9.5 for $60
tOhio (-19) vs. Toledo
They crapped on Akron big. My guess is they get ugly all over a decent MAC team.
Take tOhio and lay -19.5 for $40.
Parlay:
3 team: 6 to 1
4 team: 10-1
Three picks out of this mess is tough, especially after last week’s miss. But I like Stanford, Alabama and if I have to pick the best of the other three games, I will go with Ohio for $20.
Do a 4 team and add Michigan to that threesome for $20.
Starting BANK: $904
TOTAL WAGERED: $280
NEW BANK: $624
I can tell you that on that fateful Tuesday morning 10 years ago, I had the same sense of confusion, disbelief and fear that everyone else had as we witnessed the events unfold on TV. My oldest was sick and I had stayed home with her after taking my youngest to daycare. I remember thinking what a perfect, sunny fall morning it was as I looked out on the lake. And then the Today show interrupted their normal programming and started showing the WTC. And the Pentagon. And some field in the middle of Pennsylvania.
Confusion, Disbelief, Fear.
Those were the feelings. Calling people. Are you watching this? What’s going on? The 2nd plane. Clips of people leaping from the Towers. I actually went upstairs and made sure the guns were in working order. How twisted is that?
Later in the evening, fear was replaced by uncertainty and anger, which I’m sure we all went through. And I realized that no matter how many free “good” choices we make and as much risk management that we try to exercise in our lives, sometimes there’s the fickle hand of fate that’s sitting there waiting to slap you silly.
But, Life goes on. Enjoy the ride…
And on to the picks!
Last week, weather kept us from having what would have been a neutral week. Or we wouldn't be down the c-note were down right now. However, no matter as this week’s picks are looking good! Someone did ask me how do I “Jump on it early?” Well, with my little note pad on my desk, I write down about 7 games that look good to me on Monday morning. And after looking at them for an hour or so, I will circle teams where I really like the spread. Others I just kind of wait and see what happens to the movement. So, when I saw Michigan getting 3.5 at home at night, I thought it was a gift. I jumped on in it, but for less than I might normally after the spread has defined itself. The spread has moved down with money coming in on Michigan to 3 points. (I saw 2.5 on one site.) So, it looks like smart money or volume is on Michigan.
Michigan +3.5 vs. DOMERS
Michigan getting points at home in a night game with the Domers in the middle of a QB controversy and their backs against the wall. Methinks that Hoke will have everyone’s ears pinned back, a little extra air in the helmets, and pads strapped on a little tighter for this one. Michigan has nothing to lose and the Domers are staring into the abyss once again.
Take Michigan and the +3.5 for $40
Stanford (-18.5) at Duke
Really? When I saw this game on the schedule for Stanford, I figured it was between a 21 – 24 point play. I saw the opening and -18.5 and immediately liked it and jumped on it. The line has move up over -20 and I feel like I’m sitting pretty good.
Take Stanford and the -18.5 for $60
Nebraska -28 vs. Fresno State
This one is tough. Fresno is really bad, maybe worse than Chattanooga. So why only 28? I have to do something I hate doing with a team that just hosed me the week before, but
Take Nebraska and lay the -28 for $40
Alabama @ PSU (+9.5)
Alabama does have the best defense, I don’t think there’s any question. Yeah, it’s in Happy Valley. But that’s not enough points for me to take this home dawg… I think Bama covers this in the 1st half and wins pulling away.
Take Satan’s Warrior’s and lay -9.5 for $60
tOhio (-19) vs. Toledo
They crapped on Akron big. My guess is they get ugly all over a decent MAC team.
Take tOhio and lay -19.5 for $40.
Parlay:
3 team: 6 to 1
4 team: 10-1
Three picks out of this mess is tough, especially after last week’s miss. But I like Stanford, Alabama and if I have to pick the best of the other three games, I will go with Ohio for $20.
Do a 4 team and add Michigan to that threesome for $20.
Starting BANK: $904
TOTAL WAGERED: $280
NEW BANK: $624
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Bronco Bustin'
What, dear readers, exactly was that on Saturday? Was it a football game? A heat wave followed by a tropical storm? What did we witness? And can ANYONE ever remember a football game (anywhere – not just Ann Arbor) not being completed due to weather?
I’ve seen some god-awful environments in that stadium since I started attending in 1980. One that immediately comes to mind was Minnesota, 1988. If you were there, you stayed with about 80,000 at best that watched in hurricane like conditions – except that it was REALLY COLD, too. Saturday, watching on the tube, it seemed almost surreal.
But on to the important stuff: Did I like what I saw on Saturday? Well, Yes and No. Depends really on when you were watching. The first drive by the Broncos made me want to throw up. However, I also realized that the Broncos aren’t that bad, offensively. I hated our offense initially, and again, they seemed to improve, especially in the third quarter. But upon reflection and looking at the box score on Sunday, it was a little unnerving. Take away 4 plays – two long runs and two turnovers that went for TD’s (THANK YOU BRANDON HERON!), and it’s a completely different game. Of course, you can say that about any game.
Does that leave me a little concerned when it comes to Saturday? You bet. However, I still believe that we weren’t seeing the entire playbook and the defense has “rediscovered” the term “Blitz”. And I do mean, “Blitz the ever loving crap out of them!”
That, I liked! But until we see a full game…Even the MMQ is incomplete…
The Rest of the Mess
The Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!) looked incredibly good between the 5’s. And I do mean the 5’s. Not the 20’s. The first drive had them knocking on the door and there was literally a 14 point reversal when the Domer’s coughed it up and USF went the other way for a Touch….Then, in the 2nd quarter, after several 3 and outs (Do the Domers have a cheer for that?) they were knocking on the door and Crist threw one to the open man, but he was wearing a USF uniform…Haterz Hate (Yes, I’m a Hater…ITS In the Parentheses, for Domer’s sake!) and I would love to open up a can, but I have to respect what I saw and I will say that Kelly’s back is against the wall. He will be ready for Saturday. Not sure about his team, but he will be ready. NDNation is all over him and want him GONE…Which does crack me up. The Domers could have hired Skip Holtz when they had the chance. Vegas believes the Domers are still a favorite and Michigan is getting 3.5 on Saturday. Which has my attention. And probably my money on the Maize and Blue…dogs at home? Can you say, “Les Miles, anyone?” More on that in a minute…
Sparty vs. whoever: This game was on Friday night and that seems so long ago this AM that I’m not even sure who they played. They struggled early and found a rhythm in the 2nd half….
LMU vs. Oregon: Well, Oregon has proven once again after losing to Auburn in January that really GOOD SEC teams are hard to beat. I was hoping for turmoil and confusion in LMU land but should have realized that the Mad Hatter would have everything under control. Les is best when he’s under pressure…I don’t know why I keep forgetting that. NEVER AGAIN!
Bulldogs vs. Boy’s State: Well, Boy’s Stated just punched their dance card with that victory. If you weren’t paying attention, they will more or less be favored in every other game they play this year. Richy Richt’s seat just got real toasty and he’s also in a must win situation with the ole Ball Coach in town Saturday.
Cheeseheads vs. UNLV: Again, a long time ago, but I bet the Cheeseheads and they didn’t cover…dammit….
Idle Thoughts From Saturday
-I’m glad the season is here.
-I hate that summer’s over
-Why does the time go so fast anymore? Where does it go?
-I know, none of the first three idle thoughts have anything to do with Football, really…
-Michigan’s defense is painful…
-Woolfolk down? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
-Okay, he’s on the sideline…I hate injuries.
-DeRob looks like DeRob. I liked our running game.
-BLITZ! Finally….I’m not sure we blitzed all of last year.
-Get to him and keep getting to him if they aren’t going to run!
-Are the Domers playing Football or a game called “Screw the Pigskin”?
-Because if you were a die hard fan, you have to really start wondering what’s up with that program. 3 and out should be on a Domer shirt somewhere…
-Brian Kelly won’t make it all 12 games if he keeps yelling like that. He’ll have to revert to sign language or something because vocal chords will be gone.
-Part of me thinks it’s Kismet or Karma, call it what you will. DeClan, Floydd, Sex with unwilling coeds…You name it. Maybe God is trying to tell the Domers something and they just aren’t listening…
-Or they’re just not very good.
-QB Controversy for the Domers coming into the Big House at Night?
-IS that how you draw it up?
-But they might be good enough to beat us. Which, yes, has me a little concerned.
-LMU is a pretty good football team.
-But Oregon shot themselves in the foot a lot….
-Oregon can still win the Pac 12 and wouldn’t that rematch be interesting? Or not…
-Kellen Moore for Heisman just doesn’t seem right, but I can see where people get that idea.
-Richy Rich just moved up on the ole Hot Seat…
The Hot Seat
Well, I was hoping to find a special “someone” to kick the season off with. Yeah, I already put out the preseason spectacular, but the First Monday of the Season is really what the MMQ is all about. And somehow, this week’s mascot just makes sense. Introducing
Alexa Flutie!
Hey, MMQ, she wouldn’t buy any chance be related to, you know who, would she?
You betcha’! And here’s the link. It’s Doug’s daughter and isn’t that appropriate? She’s a New England Patriots Cheerleader… Or somehow it’s extremely inappropriate…I haven’t decided which.
But don't forget that you can decide and unlike presidential elections, your vote DOES MATTER in the Hot Seat Mascot of the Year and who's picture we'll get to look at in the off-season. Vote early, vote often!
Hot Seat Rank
1. Richy Richt – This was bad…If he loses to USC...
2. Kelly, Brian – I said in the Pre-season spectacular that things would heat up for a Kelly if they lost, and it looks like things are heating up!
3. Kelly, Chip – See Brian
4. Paul Wulff
5. Neuheisel
6. Bob Toledo
7. Erickson
8. Zooky
9. Tedford
10. Schiano
FMQ Betting Results:
Oregon +3 @ LSU (open) Current: Oregon -4.5 @ LSU.
RESULT: Lost….Bad assumption on my part….
Michigan -13.5 vs. Western:
RESULT: Money back. NO FINSH – No final score, according to Vegas. Sorry, folks. And that sucks because I was probably good here.
Bank: $50
Nebraska -36 vs. Chatanooga:
RESULT: Lose…Cornsuckers couldn’t keep them out of the end zone…
Wisconsin -35 vs. UNLV:
RESULT: Lose…I know, I spoke too early on this one. I was all giddy thinking I had finally figured this stuff out.
Northwestern +7 @ Boston College (open) Current: Northwestern +3 @ BC:
RESULT: WIN! Finally, at least I got one….
Bank: $114
Parlay:
Northwestern, Nebraska, Oregon for $20.
RESULT: Lose
Add Michigan to the mix for a 4 way parlay for $10.
RESULT: Money Back…
Bank: $10
And what the hell, it’s the first week! Let’s do all five for $10
RESULT: Money Back
Bank: $10
Total Win: $184
BANK: $904
I’ve seen some god-awful environments in that stadium since I started attending in 1980. One that immediately comes to mind was Minnesota, 1988. If you were there, you stayed with about 80,000 at best that watched in hurricane like conditions – except that it was REALLY COLD, too. Saturday, watching on the tube, it seemed almost surreal.
But on to the important stuff: Did I like what I saw on Saturday? Well, Yes and No. Depends really on when you were watching. The first drive by the Broncos made me want to throw up. However, I also realized that the Broncos aren’t that bad, offensively. I hated our offense initially, and again, they seemed to improve, especially in the third quarter. But upon reflection and looking at the box score on Sunday, it was a little unnerving. Take away 4 plays – two long runs and two turnovers that went for TD’s (THANK YOU BRANDON HERON!), and it’s a completely different game. Of course, you can say that about any game.
Does that leave me a little concerned when it comes to Saturday? You bet. However, I still believe that we weren’t seeing the entire playbook and the defense has “rediscovered” the term “Blitz”. And I do mean, “Blitz the ever loving crap out of them!”
That, I liked! But until we see a full game…Even the MMQ is incomplete…
The Rest of the Mess
The Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!) looked incredibly good between the 5’s. And I do mean the 5’s. Not the 20’s. The first drive had them knocking on the door and there was literally a 14 point reversal when the Domer’s coughed it up and USF went the other way for a Touch….Then, in the 2nd quarter, after several 3 and outs (Do the Domers have a cheer for that?) they were knocking on the door and Crist threw one to the open man, but he was wearing a USF uniform…Haterz Hate (Yes, I’m a Hater…ITS In the Parentheses, for Domer’s sake!) and I would love to open up a can, but I have to respect what I saw and I will say that Kelly’s back is against the wall. He will be ready for Saturday. Not sure about his team, but he will be ready. NDNation is all over him and want him GONE…Which does crack me up. The Domers could have hired Skip Holtz when they had the chance. Vegas believes the Domers are still a favorite and Michigan is getting 3.5 on Saturday. Which has my attention. And probably my money on the Maize and Blue…dogs at home? Can you say, “Les Miles, anyone?” More on that in a minute…
Sparty vs. whoever: This game was on Friday night and that seems so long ago this AM that I’m not even sure who they played. They struggled early and found a rhythm in the 2nd half….
LMU vs. Oregon: Well, Oregon has proven once again after losing to Auburn in January that really GOOD SEC teams are hard to beat. I was hoping for turmoil and confusion in LMU land but should have realized that the Mad Hatter would have everything under control. Les is best when he’s under pressure…I don’t know why I keep forgetting that. NEVER AGAIN!
Bulldogs vs. Boy’s State: Well, Boy’s Stated just punched their dance card with that victory. If you weren’t paying attention, they will more or less be favored in every other game they play this year. Richy Richt’s seat just got real toasty and he’s also in a must win situation with the ole Ball Coach in town Saturday.
Cheeseheads vs. UNLV: Again, a long time ago, but I bet the Cheeseheads and they didn’t cover…dammit….
Idle Thoughts From Saturday
-I’m glad the season is here.
-I hate that summer’s over
-Why does the time go so fast anymore? Where does it go?
-I know, none of the first three idle thoughts have anything to do with Football, really…
-Michigan’s defense is painful…
-Woolfolk down? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
-Okay, he’s on the sideline…I hate injuries.
-DeRob looks like DeRob. I liked our running game.
-BLITZ! Finally….I’m not sure we blitzed all of last year.
-Get to him and keep getting to him if they aren’t going to run!
-Are the Domers playing Football or a game called “Screw the Pigskin”?
-Because if you were a die hard fan, you have to really start wondering what’s up with that program. 3 and out should be on a Domer shirt somewhere…
-Brian Kelly won’t make it all 12 games if he keeps yelling like that. He’ll have to revert to sign language or something because vocal chords will be gone.
-Part of me thinks it’s Kismet or Karma, call it what you will. DeClan, Floydd, Sex with unwilling coeds…You name it. Maybe God is trying to tell the Domers something and they just aren’t listening…
-Or they’re just not very good.
-QB Controversy for the Domers coming into the Big House at Night?
-IS that how you draw it up?
-But they might be good enough to beat us. Which, yes, has me a little concerned.
-LMU is a pretty good football team.
-But Oregon shot themselves in the foot a lot….
-Oregon can still win the Pac 12 and wouldn’t that rematch be interesting? Or not…
-Kellen Moore for Heisman just doesn’t seem right, but I can see where people get that idea.
-Richy Rich just moved up on the ole Hot Seat…
The Hot Seat
Well, I was hoping to find a special “someone” to kick the season off with. Yeah, I already put out the preseason spectacular, but the First Monday of the Season is really what the MMQ is all about. And somehow, this week’s mascot just makes sense. Introducing
Alexa Flutie!
Hey, MMQ, she wouldn’t buy any chance be related to, you know who, would she?
You betcha’! And here’s the link. It’s Doug’s daughter and isn’t that appropriate? She’s a New England Patriots Cheerleader… Or somehow it’s extremely inappropriate…I haven’t decided which.
But don't forget that you can decide and unlike presidential elections, your vote DOES MATTER in the Hot Seat Mascot of the Year and who's picture we'll get to look at in the off-season. Vote early, vote often!
Hot Seat Rank
1. Richy Richt – This was bad…If he loses to USC...
2. Kelly, Brian – I said in the Pre-season spectacular that things would heat up for a Kelly if they lost, and it looks like things are heating up!
3. Kelly, Chip – See Brian
4. Paul Wulff
5. Neuheisel
6. Bob Toledo
7. Erickson
8. Zooky
9. Tedford
10. Schiano
FMQ Betting Results:
Oregon +3 @ LSU (open) Current: Oregon -4.5 @ LSU.
RESULT: Lost….Bad assumption on my part….
Michigan -13.5 vs. Western:
RESULT: Money back. NO FINSH – No final score, according to Vegas. Sorry, folks. And that sucks because I was probably good here.
Bank: $50
Nebraska -36 vs. Chatanooga:
RESULT: Lose…Cornsuckers couldn’t keep them out of the end zone…
Wisconsin -35 vs. UNLV:
RESULT: Lose…I know, I spoke too early on this one. I was all giddy thinking I had finally figured this stuff out.
Northwestern +7 @ Boston College (open) Current: Northwestern +3 @ BC:
RESULT: WIN! Finally, at least I got one….
Bank: $114
Parlay:
Northwestern, Nebraska, Oregon for $20.
RESULT: Lose
Add Michigan to the mix for a 4 way parlay for $10.
RESULT: Money Back…
Bank: $10
And what the hell, it’s the first week! Let’s do all five for $10
RESULT: Money Back
Bank: $10
Total Win: $184
BANK: $904
Thursday, September 1, 2011
It's HERE! FMQ a DAY EARLY!
I can’t believe it! Finally, after what seemed like the longest off-season in years, we finally have a college football game in 2011. I feel like a kid on Christmas morning when it finally arrives. However, this off-season has brought a great deal of turmoil and upheaval to the sport we know and love.
I’ll admit that I am rooting for the NCAA to do the right thing when it comes to dealing with Ohio and their problems. The right thing means discipline and punishment along the lines of what USC received. Of course, Miami has now re-set the bar for what is not only wrong with college football, but how blind institutions can be to what’s happening in their own backyard. And I hate the fact that any moron that writes an essay on the sport includes “USC, OSU, Miami, North Carolina, Auburn, LSU, and Michigan” in their summary of schools that have screwed up.
Look, I get it. Michigan got caught. BUT DON’T put us in the same category as the sorry lot above. There was (is) a whole lot more going on at those Universities that even the people in charge care to admit.
Anyway, that commentary isn’t why you’re reading today. Everyone wants to know where the FMQ is going to lay money this weekend to kick-off the Fantasy Betting Season. As you know, we start with a hypothetical $1,000. We take 10% off any winnings (known as the “vig”) and we keep a running total for the season. Why do I do this? Well, for me, having imaginary action on a game is almost as fun as having real action on a game! I know, I can’t figure it out either, but somehow the ole juices get flowing when I know I just went 3 out of 4 or hit a 3 team parlay! Anyway, part of the strategy is to bet either 3 or 5 games. Stay away from break even numbers and we will pad our favorite bets with a little extra action. And if we like a bunch of picks, well, I do love a little teaser parlay for the increased odds! But a stead fast rule is no more than 30% of our total bankroll in action, at least until the end of the season.
And on to the picks:
Oregon +3 @ LSU (open) Current: Oregon -4.5 @ LSU.
I REALLY liked Oregon getting 3 in middle August before all the turmoil at LSU. I jumped on that one quick based on what Oregon did early to Tennessee last year. The spread has MOVED almost a TD and LSU is now getting 4.5 So, we will stick with our pick of Oregon getting points.
Take Oregon and the points for $50.
Michigan -13.5 vs. Western: This line hasn’t moved much since the open. But the movement has been significant. The spread opened at 14.5 and moved DOWN to 13.5 meaning the money is coming in on Western. I like Michigan to cover BIG here and for Brady Hoke to make an early statement. Yeah, they will probably only run about 6 offensive plays from scrimmage all day so as to not show the Domers anything, but my guess is Western can’t stop them.
Take Michigan and lay the 13.5 for $50.
Nebraska -36 vs. Chatanooga: This line has stayed at 36 for quite awhile, and I missed the open at 34.5. Someone somewhere thinks that Nebraska is going to beat these guys by more than 5 TD’s. I agree with them.
Take Nebraska and lay the 36 for $40.
Wisconsin -35 vs. UNLV: I was a little confused by this spread. I really thought UNLV was a better team than that but after a little investigation into last year’s performance, returning starters, etc., methinks Vegas is pretty close on this one.
Take Wiscy and lay the 35 for $40
Northwestern +7 @ Boston College (open) Current: Northwestern +3 @ BC: I was REALLY surprised by this line when it opened and I jumped on it. I honestly believe it might be the gimme on the board. I think Northwestern is a bit of a sleeper and BC hasn’t done much lately. Look for a straight up win by the Wildcats in this one.
Take Northwestern +7 for $60.
Parlay:
3 team: 6 to 1
4 team: 10-1
5 team: 20-1
My three favorite picks on the board have to be Michigan, Northwestern, and Oregon. But because I hate to have Michigan in on a parlay as I feel like I’m getting emotional with them, I’m going with Northwestern, Nebraska, Oregon for $20. That will pay 6 to 1 if it hits.
Add Michigan to the mix for a 4 way parlay for $10.
And what the hell, it’s the first week! Let’s do all five for $10….Maybe we can start out with a bang!
BANK: $1,000
TOTAL WAGERED: $280
I’ll admit that I am rooting for the NCAA to do the right thing when it comes to dealing with Ohio and their problems. The right thing means discipline and punishment along the lines of what USC received. Of course, Miami has now re-set the bar for what is not only wrong with college football, but how blind institutions can be to what’s happening in their own backyard. And I hate the fact that any moron that writes an essay on the sport includes “USC, OSU, Miami, North Carolina, Auburn, LSU, and Michigan” in their summary of schools that have screwed up.
Look, I get it. Michigan got caught. BUT DON’T put us in the same category as the sorry lot above. There was (is) a whole lot more going on at those Universities that even the people in charge care to admit.
Anyway, that commentary isn’t why you’re reading today. Everyone wants to know where the FMQ is going to lay money this weekend to kick-off the Fantasy Betting Season. As you know, we start with a hypothetical $1,000. We take 10% off any winnings (known as the “vig”) and we keep a running total for the season. Why do I do this? Well, for me, having imaginary action on a game is almost as fun as having real action on a game! I know, I can’t figure it out either, but somehow the ole juices get flowing when I know I just went 3 out of 4 or hit a 3 team parlay! Anyway, part of the strategy is to bet either 3 or 5 games. Stay away from break even numbers and we will pad our favorite bets with a little extra action. And if we like a bunch of picks, well, I do love a little teaser parlay for the increased odds! But a stead fast rule is no more than 30% of our total bankroll in action, at least until the end of the season.
And on to the picks:
Oregon +3 @ LSU (open) Current: Oregon -4.5 @ LSU.
I REALLY liked Oregon getting 3 in middle August before all the turmoil at LSU. I jumped on that one quick based on what Oregon did early to Tennessee last year. The spread has MOVED almost a TD and LSU is now getting 4.5 So, we will stick with our pick of Oregon getting points.
Take Oregon and the points for $50.
Michigan -13.5 vs. Western: This line hasn’t moved much since the open. But the movement has been significant. The spread opened at 14.5 and moved DOWN to 13.5 meaning the money is coming in on Western. I like Michigan to cover BIG here and for Brady Hoke to make an early statement. Yeah, they will probably only run about 6 offensive plays from scrimmage all day so as to not show the Domers anything, but my guess is Western can’t stop them.
Take Michigan and lay the 13.5 for $50.
Nebraska -36 vs. Chatanooga: This line has stayed at 36 for quite awhile, and I missed the open at 34.5. Someone somewhere thinks that Nebraska is going to beat these guys by more than 5 TD’s. I agree with them.
Take Nebraska and lay the 36 for $40.
Wisconsin -35 vs. UNLV: I was a little confused by this spread. I really thought UNLV was a better team than that but after a little investigation into last year’s performance, returning starters, etc., methinks Vegas is pretty close on this one.
Take Wiscy and lay the 35 for $40
Northwestern +7 @ Boston College (open) Current: Northwestern +3 @ BC: I was REALLY surprised by this line when it opened and I jumped on it. I honestly believe it might be the gimme on the board. I think Northwestern is a bit of a sleeper and BC hasn’t done much lately. Look for a straight up win by the Wildcats in this one.
Take Northwestern +7 for $60.
Parlay:
3 team: 6 to 1
4 team: 10-1
5 team: 20-1
My three favorite picks on the board have to be Michigan, Northwestern, and Oregon. But because I hate to have Michigan in on a parlay as I feel like I’m getting emotional with them, I’m going with Northwestern, Nebraska, Oregon for $20. That will pay 6 to 1 if it hits.
Add Michigan to the mix for a 4 way parlay for $10.
And what the hell, it’s the first week! Let’s do all five for $10….Maybe we can start out with a bang!
BANK: $1,000
TOTAL WAGERED: $280
Friday, August 12, 2011
2011 Pre-Season Spectacular!
Wow! It’s been and entire off season and here we sit with less than 25 days to go before kick-off. I’m writing “less than 25 days” because I’m writing this post as time allows. Believe it or not, work, life and finding time are becoming more and more difficult for your MMQ. And while I’m not quitting the blog, I do have to make time for it now.
I know some of you may have heard about the recent family issues we may have endured and I sincerely appreciate all the kind thoughts, prayers and support that you all have provided. Life is proceeding nicely at this point and we certainly take advantage of every day! But, enough about that….On to what you read this garbage for:
Current Happenings:
Numero Uno:
The Night Before Judgement Day
T’was the night before Judgement Day,
And all through the Big “C”,
Not a fan was making noise,
Not even bow tied Gordon Gee.
All the Suckeyes were quiet,
Nestled down in their little huts,
The NCAA is coming tomorrow,
As Suckeye fans feverishly rub their Buckeye good luck nuts…
The fans believe they’ll get off with a wrist slap,
The main culprits are gone, you see…
But Lack of Institutional Control,
Is too many big words for most Suckeye’s Vocabulary…
The NCAA sent another letter on August 3rd,
Stating, “Hey, Suckeyes, we found more stuff.”
So, even if we don’t pound you tomorrow,
We’ve got a free out for later to get tough.
St. Tressel took the proverbial money and ran,
Golden Boy Pryor was not far behind.
Smith and Gee still claim to be, “In control”
Which, this Michigan Fan would love to see those Suckeyes Define.
And all Michigan fans will watch the proceedings,
With interest more than piqued
As we took a big ole beating,
For a little extra stretching, less than 25 minutes a week.
And The Rubbers (Also know as Trojans)
Will be watching closely, too.
My guess is they will want to see,
A punishment equivalent handed down to OSU.
So, on the Eve of “tOSU Judgement Day” we wait,
And we wonder about it all.
Will the NCAA do what’s right?
And where EXACTLY will the axe fall?
Number 2
As predicted here, the Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!) - (Hey, did you know my word processor now completes that phrase for me as soon as I type JEEZ? It’s awesome baby!) have taken the extremely low road and re-instated “2 Beer Floyd” for the season and he will most likely be on the field in Ann Arbor under the lights. Forgive me Domers, but you now are the classic definition of hypocrite. You suck, you will always suck, and I’m truly ashamed to have been raised and call myself a catholic with your institution still standing and the people running it calling themselves catholics. When and if Judgement day comes for the Domers, there will be a lot of “good” people that will have a whole lot of explaining to do…
Three
A&M to the SEC. It’s like a bad, bad, baaaadddd, soap opera. It ain’t gonna happen, UT and the state of Texas will NOT let it happen, and if it does happen, you can bet the Big 12 will dissolve faster than a popcorn fart in a hurricane. Texas will go the route of the Domers and try their hand at independence. They will “Set the Bar” for an independent institution, television rights, broadcasting fees, etc.
Pres Season Predictions
MMQ's End Of Season Top 10
Instead of a pre-season Top 10, you all know I try to figure out who’s going to be in the top 10 at the END of the season. Who I like, without rhyme or reason. Okay, maybe a little reason:
1. Stanford - Come on, Luck coming back is huge for that team.
2. Alabama - Bowl game loss to Luck will be sweet for all other College Football Fans….
3. Boise State - Something has been eating at me and this could be the year of the mid major in the National Title game…Not that they’ll win.
4. Oregon – Come back kids have controversy and a lot of time to prepare in order to deal with it. But Luck will be too much..
5. Texas A&M – If they can get by Texas
6. Michigan – Surprise Big 10 Champions!
7. Virginia Tech – Who else can you pick from the ACC?
8. LSU – An extremely disappointing season for Miles…
9. Wisconsin – Didn’t see Michigan coming
10. Georgia – Sleeper in the SEC. I’ve read a couple things and I like ole Richy Rich to get it right (finally)
You know, perspective is a wonderful thing. I believe I have a pretty good perspective on life in general. You can’t take yourself too seriously, don’t get hung up on the little stuff, and enjoy the ride because it ain’t about the destination, it’s about the journey. Getting there isn’t half the fun, it’s the whole enchilada.
Which brings me to the hype machine surrounding this year’s Michigan Team. I know we’re going to be decent – or at least better than a lot of people think were going to be. We have Rich Rod’s 3rd year kids. The Defense should be healthy(er). I think we might win a few more games then people are suggesting (8 seems to be the common number). I also believe we might surprise an opponent or two along the way. I believe the Defense will be better and the Offense cannot (statistically, anyway) repeat what they achieved last year. And I know there will be a heartbreaking loss or two in the mix….
All that being said, I am going to enjoy the ride. Something just suddenly “feels” right with Hoke in there. Rich Rod was truly an outsider; an alien of sorts. Hoke not only gets it, I think he knows what’s expected. “No excuses, we’re Michigan.”
That being said, it wouldn’t be a Pre-Season Spectacular without the MMQ’s prediction for Michigan in 2011. So, let’s take them one game at a time starting with:
Western Michigan: Western lost a bunch of talent and frankly wasn’t all that great last year when they came into the Big House with their pro-ready QB that was supposed to light us up. They don’t have another guy like that waiting in the wings, it’s the home opener, and Hoke is going to want to send a message. Michigan wins running away.
Michigan 38- Western 16
DOMERS: First time under the lights in Ann Arbor. I have to say, I’m getting chills as I type this and I’m feeling a little excited about a night game in Ann Arbor. It should be a lot of fun, although I’m not looking forward to the 3-4 AM arrival time at home on Sunday Morning. However, I’m glad we get the Domers home in Hoke’s 1st year and Kelly’s 2nd. This is a bigger game for Kelly than it is for Hoke, but it’s still a Big Game... Kelly blew the game last year with some bad calls and I believe he’ll be coaching it a little different this year, which may play right into Brady’s hands. Michigan wins a tight one.
Michigan 35 – Notre Dame 28 (OT)
Eastern Michigan: Ron English – Brady Hoke. EMU just doesn’t have the guns to go after Michigan. It was ugly last year, it will be ugly again this year. However, if there was a potential “trap” game on the schedule, it’s this one because of who is coming to town next week.
Michigan 42 – EMU 24
San Diego State: This will be a fired up squad that is looking to “stick it to the coach that left them”. Look for a closer game than most people expect and I don’t even know what the spread is yet, but your FMQ will be taking San Diego and the points in this one.
Michigan 31 – San Diego State 27
Minnesota: Kill, the Coach, will have a couple of games under his belt and be looking for a “statement” game in order to establish the fact that he can coach in the Big 10. I’m not saying the Gophers will win, but expect a close game here as well.
Michigan 37 – Minnesota 31
At Northwestern: Honestly, this game scares me. Up to this point, Michigan has won them all, so we’re in a familiar situation at 5-0. Problem is, they’ve all been in the cozy confines of the Big House. Persa is a veteran QB and has something like 22 returning starters on offense and defense on a team that was bowling last year. Not only that, but this is the 2nd trap game on the schedule because the Italian Stallion and company are on the slate the following week. If Michigan is favored, I’m definitely taking Northwestern and the points.
Michigan 42 – Northwestern 45
At SPARTY: I have seen predictions with Sparty winning this division. A lot of them. I’m not yet convinced that Sparty can handle the hype. It’s a wait and see kind of thing. Sparty will probably be undefeated or at most one loss (Domer Revenge), but they’ll be ready for us, regardless. If Hoke and company want to shock the world, the first jolt willl have to happen in East Lansing.
Michigan 38 – MSU 35 (OT)
Purdon’t: What used to be a Big 10 doormat for Michigan has become an every growing irritant in the eyes of Michigan fans everywhere. While they will give Michigan a game early, this is Homecoming. Expect great things as Hoke will re-ignite the fires of what Homecoming in Ann Arbor truly means.
Michigan 28 – Purdue 24
At Iowa: On the road again. Iowa will be better than most prognosticators think as they are a relatively well coached team. Ferentz isn’t dumb and he will have this team up and ready for the Wolverines. If the shock the world team with one loss plans on a New Year’s day game, it has to win at Iowa. But don’t bet on it…
Michigan 27 – Iowa 28
At Illinois: Immediately following Ron Zook’s canning at Illinois (more on the Coach’s Hot Seat in a minute), the Fighting Illini vow to go out and win one for their coach. However, Michigan is running on all cylinders now with some big games in their sights. The Illini will show up, but a new attitude defense will be gelling and the offense will be firing on all cylinders. Expect a road blow out after a character defining loss at Iowa City….
Michigan 51 – Illini – 24
Nebraska: Michigan fans everywhere have circled this date and wondered, “Will we be ready?” This is a team that was a field goal away from playing as the Big 12 Champion. But they did lose to a lowly Washington team in the flea bag bowl they played in…Pellini will have these boys ready to go, but they’ve never seen anything like the Big House.
Michigan 24 – Nebraska 17
tOSU: Well, it all comes down to this. As always. Michigan with a potential shot at the inaugural Big 10 Championship Game. All the fans will be stuffed from Turkey Day and Leftover Turkey Sandwiches will more than likely be the Tailgate Theme, along with a whole bunch of Big Game. Will the Curse of Tressel die with Tressel or will it live on indefinitely? I have a feeling (I know it’s early, I’m optimistic, and I had a beer at lunch) but I have a feeling the tide may finally turn in this match up and it will become a true rivalry again.
Michigan 20 – Suckeyes 17
Big 10 Championship: Michigan looks to take on their Cheesehead foes for the right to represent the Big 10 in the Rose Bowl. Wisconsin will more than likely be undefeated and playing a little tight. Michigan will be looking to put an exclamation point on an already successful 10-2 season. Can the 2011 Wolverines Shock the World?
Michigan 24 – Wisconsin 23
Come on, what did you expect? I can’t be down on my team forever. And with the defense healthy (assuming they can stay that way KNOCK ON WOOD!) I believe we have a better than average chance of achieving what many believe would otherwise be impossible with a 1st year head coach. Whatever. I think we've got a shot, at least for now.
Idle Thoughts From the Pre-Season
-I think Hoke took full advantage of the mess at tOSU with respect to recruiting.
-Dantonio is a boob for suggesting that the firing of Tressel was a tragedy. He was even more of a Boob for stating he didn’t know who Brandstatter was. Dantonio is absolutely the right coach for MSU. Classless and stupid. Enough said.
-Whatever happened to dull, boring College Football “Off Seasons?” when there was nothing going on and you longed for news or information?
-Teams that will surprise this year to the up side: Michigan, Georgia, Tennessee (all will finish in the top 25 - maybe even top 10)
-Teams that will surprise to the down side: LSU, MSU, TCU (Won’t finish as high as their fans would like - one possibly out of the top 25)
-Things I’d like to see: Big 10 vs. the SEC pre-season. ACC vs. the Big East Preseason. Pac 10 vs. Big 12 Preseason. One game corresponding to where each of those teams finished the prior year. So, Auburn plays tOSU, 2nd vs. 2nd, and so on. I know it will never happen, but it’d be nice…
-Other things I’d love to See: Domers to continue to struggle in mediocrity and insignificance for the foreseeable future. They don’t deserve to win, plain and simple. I will take great delight in Domer losses this year. And I will gladly drive down and buy a round for Floyd after every loss.
-Tressel being honored by Ohio High School Coaches is not only ludicrous, but it has to be a sign of some sort. And by sign I mean relating to a biblical upheaval or something. Let’s honor a guy for lying and breaking the rules because he was “really a good guy at heart.”
-So was John Wayne Gacy. Just a little misunderstood, that’s all.
-Who was John Wayne Gacy? Sheesh, look it up for Pete’s sake….
The Hot Seat
Well, Julie Bowen was everywhere touting her Hot Seat Mascot Championship every time she was in public. I personally didn’t know Julie was so proud of her award, but apparently she has stated it’s one of her most cherished possessions.
So, in keeping with the theme Hollywood hot chick theme from last year, were bringing you a starlet that was in this summer’s quasi-blockbuster Cowboys and Aliens, not to mention being a recurring cast member on AMC’s Mad Men. Without further ado, I introduce you to this Seasons Pre-Season Hot Seat Mascot - Abigail Spencer!
Who knew there could be SO Much Hot Seat activity in the off season. A summary:
1. St. Tressel. Yeah, I know we dedicated about a month and 5 or 6 posts to him, but it just wouldn’t be the Hot Seat without a mention of Old SweaterVesty….
2. Butch Davis – This has to be the oddest firing of all time. In fact, I decided to do a little research to see how many Division 1 head coaches had been fired in July. The number I came up with - ZERO. No other head coach has EVER been let go in June, according to records that exist. So this one, while not a surprise, couldn’t have been worse from a timing perspective.
3. Bill Stewart – I simply can’t believe the Hollywood movie this fiasco turned into. I believe this abortion has completely and utterly scared schools straight on the whole “Coach in Waiting” idea.
Hot Seat Rank
I know some of you may have heard about the recent family issues we may have endured and I sincerely appreciate all the kind thoughts, prayers and support that you all have provided. Life is proceeding nicely at this point and we certainly take advantage of every day! But, enough about that….On to what you read this garbage for:
Current Happenings:
Numero Uno:
The Night Before Judgement Day
T’was the night before Judgement Day,
And all through the Big “C”,
Not a fan was making noise,
Not even bow tied Gordon Gee.
All the Suckeyes were quiet,
Nestled down in their little huts,
The NCAA is coming tomorrow,
As Suckeye fans feverishly rub their Buckeye good luck nuts…
The fans believe they’ll get off with a wrist slap,
The main culprits are gone, you see…
But Lack of Institutional Control,
Is too many big words for most Suckeye’s Vocabulary…
The NCAA sent another letter on August 3rd,
Stating, “Hey, Suckeyes, we found more stuff.”
So, even if we don’t pound you tomorrow,
We’ve got a free out for later to get tough.
St. Tressel took the proverbial money and ran,
Golden Boy Pryor was not far behind.
Smith and Gee still claim to be, “In control”
Which, this Michigan Fan would love to see those Suckeyes Define.
And all Michigan fans will watch the proceedings,
With interest more than piqued
As we took a big ole beating,
For a little extra stretching, less than 25 minutes a week.
And The Rubbers (Also know as Trojans)
Will be watching closely, too.
My guess is they will want to see,
A punishment equivalent handed down to OSU.
So, on the Eve of “tOSU Judgement Day” we wait,
And we wonder about it all.
Will the NCAA do what’s right?
And where EXACTLY will the axe fall?
Number 2
As predicted here, the Domers (JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!) - (Hey, did you know my word processor now completes that phrase for me as soon as I type JEEZ? It’s awesome baby!) have taken the extremely low road and re-instated “2 Beer Floyd” for the season and he will most likely be on the field in Ann Arbor under the lights. Forgive me Domers, but you now are the classic definition of hypocrite. You suck, you will always suck, and I’m truly ashamed to have been raised and call myself a catholic with your institution still standing and the people running it calling themselves catholics. When and if Judgement day comes for the Domers, there will be a lot of “good” people that will have a whole lot of explaining to do…
Three
A&M to the SEC. It’s like a bad, bad, baaaadddd, soap opera. It ain’t gonna happen, UT and the state of Texas will NOT let it happen, and if it does happen, you can bet the Big 12 will dissolve faster than a popcorn fart in a hurricane. Texas will go the route of the Domers and try their hand at independence. They will “Set the Bar” for an independent institution, television rights, broadcasting fees, etc.
Pres Season Predictions
MMQ's End Of Season Top 10
Instead of a pre-season Top 10, you all know I try to figure out who’s going to be in the top 10 at the END of the season. Who I like, without rhyme or reason. Okay, maybe a little reason:
1. Stanford - Come on, Luck coming back is huge for that team.
2. Alabama - Bowl game loss to Luck will be sweet for all other College Football Fans….
3. Boise State - Something has been eating at me and this could be the year of the mid major in the National Title game…Not that they’ll win.
4. Oregon – Come back kids have controversy and a lot of time to prepare in order to deal with it. But Luck will be too much..
5. Texas A&M – If they can get by Texas
6. Michigan – Surprise Big 10 Champions!
7. Virginia Tech – Who else can you pick from the ACC?
8. LSU – An extremely disappointing season for Miles…
9. Wisconsin – Didn’t see Michigan coming
10. Georgia – Sleeper in the SEC. I’ve read a couple things and I like ole Richy Rich to get it right (finally)
You know, perspective is a wonderful thing. I believe I have a pretty good perspective on life in general. You can’t take yourself too seriously, don’t get hung up on the little stuff, and enjoy the ride because it ain’t about the destination, it’s about the journey. Getting there isn’t half the fun, it’s the whole enchilada.
Which brings me to the hype machine surrounding this year’s Michigan Team. I know we’re going to be decent – or at least better than a lot of people think were going to be. We have Rich Rod’s 3rd year kids. The Defense should be healthy(er). I think we might win a few more games then people are suggesting (8 seems to be the common number). I also believe we might surprise an opponent or two along the way. I believe the Defense will be better and the Offense cannot (statistically, anyway) repeat what they achieved last year. And I know there will be a heartbreaking loss or two in the mix….
All that being said, I am going to enjoy the ride. Something just suddenly “feels” right with Hoke in there. Rich Rod was truly an outsider; an alien of sorts. Hoke not only gets it, I think he knows what’s expected. “No excuses, we’re Michigan.”
That being said, it wouldn’t be a Pre-Season Spectacular without the MMQ’s prediction for Michigan in 2011. So, let’s take them one game at a time starting with:
Western Michigan: Western lost a bunch of talent and frankly wasn’t all that great last year when they came into the Big House with their pro-ready QB that was supposed to light us up. They don’t have another guy like that waiting in the wings, it’s the home opener, and Hoke is going to want to send a message. Michigan wins running away.
Michigan 38- Western 16
DOMERS: First time under the lights in Ann Arbor. I have to say, I’m getting chills as I type this and I’m feeling a little excited about a night game in Ann Arbor. It should be a lot of fun, although I’m not looking forward to the 3-4 AM arrival time at home on Sunday Morning. However, I’m glad we get the Domers home in Hoke’s 1st year and Kelly’s 2nd. This is a bigger game for Kelly than it is for Hoke, but it’s still a Big Game... Kelly blew the game last year with some bad calls and I believe he’ll be coaching it a little different this year, which may play right into Brady’s hands. Michigan wins a tight one.
Michigan 35 – Notre Dame 28 (OT)
Eastern Michigan: Ron English – Brady Hoke. EMU just doesn’t have the guns to go after Michigan. It was ugly last year, it will be ugly again this year. However, if there was a potential “trap” game on the schedule, it’s this one because of who is coming to town next week.
Michigan 42 – EMU 24
San Diego State: This will be a fired up squad that is looking to “stick it to the coach that left them”. Look for a closer game than most people expect and I don’t even know what the spread is yet, but your FMQ will be taking San Diego and the points in this one.
Michigan 31 – San Diego State 27
Minnesota: Kill, the Coach, will have a couple of games under his belt and be looking for a “statement” game in order to establish the fact that he can coach in the Big 10. I’m not saying the Gophers will win, but expect a close game here as well.
Michigan 37 – Minnesota 31
At Northwestern: Honestly, this game scares me. Up to this point, Michigan has won them all, so we’re in a familiar situation at 5-0. Problem is, they’ve all been in the cozy confines of the Big House. Persa is a veteran QB and has something like 22 returning starters on offense and defense on a team that was bowling last year. Not only that, but this is the 2nd trap game on the schedule because the Italian Stallion and company are on the slate the following week. If Michigan is favored, I’m definitely taking Northwestern and the points.
Michigan 42 – Northwestern 45
At SPARTY: I have seen predictions with Sparty winning this division. A lot of them. I’m not yet convinced that Sparty can handle the hype. It’s a wait and see kind of thing. Sparty will probably be undefeated or at most one loss (Domer Revenge), but they’ll be ready for us, regardless. If Hoke and company want to shock the world, the first jolt willl have to happen in East Lansing.
Michigan 38 – MSU 35 (OT)
Purdon’t: What used to be a Big 10 doormat for Michigan has become an every growing irritant in the eyes of Michigan fans everywhere. While they will give Michigan a game early, this is Homecoming. Expect great things as Hoke will re-ignite the fires of what Homecoming in Ann Arbor truly means.
Michigan 28 – Purdue 24
At Iowa: On the road again. Iowa will be better than most prognosticators think as they are a relatively well coached team. Ferentz isn’t dumb and he will have this team up and ready for the Wolverines. If the shock the world team with one loss plans on a New Year’s day game, it has to win at Iowa. But don’t bet on it…
Michigan 27 – Iowa 28
At Illinois: Immediately following Ron Zook’s canning at Illinois (more on the Coach’s Hot Seat in a minute), the Fighting Illini vow to go out and win one for their coach. However, Michigan is running on all cylinders now with some big games in their sights. The Illini will show up, but a new attitude defense will be gelling and the offense will be firing on all cylinders. Expect a road blow out after a character defining loss at Iowa City….
Michigan 51 – Illini – 24
Nebraska: Michigan fans everywhere have circled this date and wondered, “Will we be ready?” This is a team that was a field goal away from playing as the Big 12 Champion. But they did lose to a lowly Washington team in the flea bag bowl they played in…Pellini will have these boys ready to go, but they’ve never seen anything like the Big House.
Michigan 24 – Nebraska 17
tOSU: Well, it all comes down to this. As always. Michigan with a potential shot at the inaugural Big 10 Championship Game. All the fans will be stuffed from Turkey Day and Leftover Turkey Sandwiches will more than likely be the Tailgate Theme, along with a whole bunch of Big Game. Will the Curse of Tressel die with Tressel or will it live on indefinitely? I have a feeling (I know it’s early, I’m optimistic, and I had a beer at lunch) but I have a feeling the tide may finally turn in this match up and it will become a true rivalry again.
Michigan 20 – Suckeyes 17
Big 10 Championship: Michigan looks to take on their Cheesehead foes for the right to represent the Big 10 in the Rose Bowl. Wisconsin will more than likely be undefeated and playing a little tight. Michigan will be looking to put an exclamation point on an already successful 10-2 season. Can the 2011 Wolverines Shock the World?
Michigan 24 – Wisconsin 23
Come on, what did you expect? I can’t be down on my team forever. And with the defense healthy (assuming they can stay that way KNOCK ON WOOD!) I believe we have a better than average chance of achieving what many believe would otherwise be impossible with a 1st year head coach. Whatever. I think we've got a shot, at least for now.
Idle Thoughts From the Pre-Season
-I think Hoke took full advantage of the mess at tOSU with respect to recruiting.
-Dantonio is a boob for suggesting that the firing of Tressel was a tragedy. He was even more of a Boob for stating he didn’t know who Brandstatter was. Dantonio is absolutely the right coach for MSU. Classless and stupid. Enough said.
-Whatever happened to dull, boring College Football “Off Seasons?” when there was nothing going on and you longed for news or information?
-Teams that will surprise this year to the up side: Michigan, Georgia, Tennessee (all will finish in the top 25 - maybe even top 10)
-Teams that will surprise to the down side: LSU, MSU, TCU (Won’t finish as high as their fans would like - one possibly out of the top 25)
-Things I’d like to see: Big 10 vs. the SEC pre-season. ACC vs. the Big East Preseason. Pac 10 vs. Big 12 Preseason. One game corresponding to where each of those teams finished the prior year. So, Auburn plays tOSU, 2nd vs. 2nd, and so on. I know it will never happen, but it’d be nice…
-Other things I’d love to See: Domers to continue to struggle in mediocrity and insignificance for the foreseeable future. They don’t deserve to win, plain and simple. I will take great delight in Domer losses this year. And I will gladly drive down and buy a round for Floyd after every loss.
-Tressel being honored by Ohio High School Coaches is not only ludicrous, but it has to be a sign of some sort. And by sign I mean relating to a biblical upheaval or something. Let’s honor a guy for lying and breaking the rules because he was “really a good guy at heart.”
-So was John Wayne Gacy. Just a little misunderstood, that’s all.
-Who was John Wayne Gacy? Sheesh, look it up for Pete’s sake….
The Hot Seat
Well, Julie Bowen was everywhere touting her Hot Seat Mascot Championship every time she was in public. I personally didn’t know Julie was so proud of her award, but apparently she has stated it’s one of her most cherished possessions.
So, in keeping with the theme Hollywood hot chick theme from last year, were bringing you a starlet that was in this summer’s quasi-blockbuster Cowboys and Aliens, not to mention being a recurring cast member on AMC’s Mad Men. Without further ado, I introduce you to this Seasons Pre-Season Hot Seat Mascot - Abigail Spencer!
Who knew there could be SO Much Hot Seat activity in the off season. A summary:
1. St. Tressel. Yeah, I know we dedicated about a month and 5 or 6 posts to him, but it just wouldn’t be the Hot Seat without a mention of Old SweaterVesty….
2. Butch Davis – This has to be the oddest firing of all time. In fact, I decided to do a little research to see how many Division 1 head coaches had been fired in July. The number I came up with - ZERO. No other head coach has EVER been let go in June, according to records that exist. So this one, while not a surprise, couldn’t have been worse from a timing perspective.
3. Bill Stewart – I simply can’t believe the Hollywood movie this fiasco turned into. I believe this abortion has completely and utterly scared schools straight on the whole “Coach in Waiting” idea.
Hot Seat Rank
1. Without question, Paul Wulff, Wazoo. I don’t care if you’re a former player. Two wins in 2 seasons ain’t cutting it…Even at Wazoo
2. Neuheisel – Ditto. More wins, but at UCLA, more is expected.
3. Bob Toledo – Tulane is patient, but who knows for how much longer
4. Erickson – ASU had a great season in 2007 and much was expected afterwards. What’s happened? ASU has sucked, that’s what’s happened….
5. Richy Richt – Georgia fans don’t know whether to love or hate him, but he has endured. If he doesn’t do it this season, don’t be surprised is all I’m sayin’…
6. Zooky – I’m still shocked he’s still there, but I guess the Illini figure, “What the hell…who are we gonna get? Rich Rod?”
7. Tedford – California had a taste and Tedford starts out strong, but fades late in the season. Bears fans have to be getting a little tired of that….
8. Schiano – Rutgers. Turned down Michigan which now looks pretty stupid…My guess is if he doesn’t produce in the Weak East this year, they’ll look for someone else…
9. Kelly or Kelly – As in Chip and Brian. One of these guys could be staring a 2-2 or 1-3 start in the face if they aren’t careful. The other guy is not looking real good in the eyes of the NCAA. Either one of these could feel the heat get turned up sooner rather than later
10. Joe Pa – I know. He’ll be here till he dies because he ain’t quittin’. But, really, what value is he possibly adding at this point, besides being the old curmudgeon figurehead of the Nittany Lions?
By the way, have you got your name card handy? 4 new coaches in the Big 10:
Fickell
Kill
Hoke
Wilson
Can you name the teams they coach without looking? (I know the Wilson one is tough….But it’s a test, it’s supposed to be tough)
FMQ
The FMQ, for those of you that read this far, did incredibly well last season, but it was at the VERY END OF THE SEASON in the Bowls where I was able to clean up and I only did it by going for broke. So, while the results were favorable, I frankly hated the path we took to get there.
A quick summary of last year’s bowl bets and final bank:
TOTAL WIN: $870
BANK: $1,432.50
So, once again, we’ll start the year out with $1,000 cool American Clams that are technically worth a whole lot less this year than they were last year (Thank you Mr. Bernanke!) with the goal in mind to double it (or better) or lose it.
In my defense, after studying a couple of years worth of spreadsheets, I must say that my Michigan picks were less than stellar. In fact, they have been one of the problems for the FMQ as far as making money is concerned. So, we are going to continue to fantasy wager the Wolverines, but I just want everyone to know they kill me. They really do.
2. Neuheisel – Ditto. More wins, but at UCLA, more is expected.
3. Bob Toledo – Tulane is patient, but who knows for how much longer
4. Erickson – ASU had a great season in 2007 and much was expected afterwards. What’s happened? ASU has sucked, that’s what’s happened….
5. Richy Richt – Georgia fans don’t know whether to love or hate him, but he has endured. If he doesn’t do it this season, don’t be surprised is all I’m sayin’…
6. Zooky – I’m still shocked he’s still there, but I guess the Illini figure, “What the hell…who are we gonna get? Rich Rod?”
7. Tedford – California had a taste and Tedford starts out strong, but fades late in the season. Bears fans have to be getting a little tired of that….
8. Schiano – Rutgers. Turned down Michigan which now looks pretty stupid…My guess is if he doesn’t produce in the Weak East this year, they’ll look for someone else…
9. Kelly or Kelly – As in Chip and Brian. One of these guys could be staring a 2-2 or 1-3 start in the face if they aren’t careful. The other guy is not looking real good in the eyes of the NCAA. Either one of these could feel the heat get turned up sooner rather than later
10. Joe Pa – I know. He’ll be here till he dies because he ain’t quittin’. But, really, what value is he possibly adding at this point, besides being the old curmudgeon figurehead of the Nittany Lions?
By the way, have you got your name card handy? 4 new coaches in the Big 10:
Fickell
Kill
Hoke
Wilson
Can you name the teams they coach without looking? (I know the Wilson one is tough….But it’s a test, it’s supposed to be tough)
FMQ
The FMQ, for those of you that read this far, did incredibly well last season, but it was at the VERY END OF THE SEASON in the Bowls where I was able to clean up and I only did it by going for broke. So, while the results were favorable, I frankly hated the path we took to get there.
A quick summary of last year’s bowl bets and final bank:
TOTAL WIN: $870
BANK: $1,432.50
So, once again, we’ll start the year out with $1,000 cool American Clams that are technically worth a whole lot less this year than they were last year (Thank you Mr. Bernanke!) with the goal in mind to double it (or better) or lose it.
In my defense, after studying a couple of years worth of spreadsheets, I must say that my Michigan picks were less than stellar. In fact, they have been one of the problems for the FMQ as far as making money is concerned. So, we are going to continue to fantasy wager the Wolverines, but I just want everyone to know they kill me. They really do.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
NCAA Disbelief? I'm NOT Buying It....Yet....
I can't believe this is happening, and my brain refuses to accept the reports at face value. In case you HAVEN'T heard, click the link for a detailed Maize and Brew report in addition to the various links at the right.
Can we look at the facts and arguments for and against again just so were all clear? Thanks.
1. Jim Tressel was the "Head Coach" of OSU when ALL of the crap was going down with Tat-gate, Pryor-Gate, and Troy Smith getting $500. That is clearly repeated offenses and a pattern of non-compliance. But tOSU will offer up that it was all Tressel and he's gone.
2. Not to mention a litany of other infractions that have been summarized by Genuinely Sarcastic in "Dotting the Lie". More infractions and additional support of the non-compliance arguments that tOSU will point at and say, "Tressel".
3. Just because Tressel is no longer part of the institution, he was a big piece of it when he was coaching, no? How does that not qualify as lack of institutional control? tOSU will point to it again and say, "Hey, how could we possibly know?"
4. IF the NCAA doesn't cut at least 5 scholarships for at least 1 year in addition to a 1 year bowl ban, then USC is going to shit a trojan horse. I mean, they are going to be pissed. In the USC situation, coaches could not even be implicated in the deeds of Bush and Mayo. Those were just players and this was the head coach.
I'm patiently waiting for August 12th and hoping that the latest was just a bone that the NCAA threw to the rabid fans that I'm sure are filling the NCAA mailboxes with hate mail, threatening letters and who knows what else. But if the NCAA compliance committee doesn't come down hard on these guys, Michigan should go back and tell the NCAA to shove the 2nd year of probation up their collective asses and say thanks for all the support.
Yes, I'm a little ticked right now, but I do believe that the NCAA will do the right thing. Vacating wins and a bowl victory means crap. Everyone knows who won the game on the field, whether they cheated or not. Tressel resigning/firing was a sacrifice on the NCAA altar of justice, but in my mind, that isn't nearly enough. Pete Carrol also saw some writing on the wall and took the easy way out to the NFL. tOSU needs to suffer a similar fate.
And while they have taken a beating on the recruiting trail, it still needs to be re-inforced by a rules committee that shows a little backbone and does what they know to be right, even though without supboena power, it's a little unclear what really happened in every case.
Can we look at the facts and arguments for and against again just so were all clear? Thanks.
1. Jim Tressel was the "Head Coach" of OSU when ALL of the crap was going down with Tat-gate, Pryor-Gate, and Troy Smith getting $500. That is clearly repeated offenses and a pattern of non-compliance. But tOSU will offer up that it was all Tressel and he's gone.
2. Not to mention a litany of other infractions that have been summarized by Genuinely Sarcastic in "Dotting the Lie". More infractions and additional support of the non-compliance arguments that tOSU will point at and say, "Tressel".
3. Just because Tressel is no longer part of the institution, he was a big piece of it when he was coaching, no? How does that not qualify as lack of institutional control? tOSU will point to it again and say, "Hey, how could we possibly know?"
4. IF the NCAA doesn't cut at least 5 scholarships for at least 1 year in addition to a 1 year bowl ban, then USC is going to shit a trojan horse. I mean, they are going to be pissed. In the USC situation, coaches could not even be implicated in the deeds of Bush and Mayo. Those were just players and this was the head coach.
I'm patiently waiting for August 12th and hoping that the latest was just a bone that the NCAA threw to the rabid fans that I'm sure are filling the NCAA mailboxes with hate mail, threatening letters and who knows what else. But if the NCAA compliance committee doesn't come down hard on these guys, Michigan should go back and tell the NCAA to shove the 2nd year of probation up their collective asses and say thanks for all the support.
Yes, I'm a little ticked right now, but I do believe that the NCAA will do the right thing. Vacating wins and a bowl victory means crap. Everyone knows who won the game on the field, whether they cheated or not. Tressel resigning/firing was a sacrifice on the NCAA altar of justice, but in my mind, that isn't nearly enough. Pete Carrol also saw some writing on the wall and took the easy way out to the NFL. tOSU needs to suffer a similar fate.
And while they have taken a beating on the recruiting trail, it still needs to be re-inforced by a rules committee that shows a little backbone and does what they know to be right, even though without supboena power, it's a little unclear what really happened in every case.
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