Some Insane, Crazy Crap has been going on lately...
Only
In Bama!!
Mike DuBose, a
former Alabama defensive lineman and head coach, is being treated for
non-life threatening injuries after accidentally shooting himself.
The incident happened shortly
before 2 p.m. Monday, according to WSFA 12 News, when he was struck in the torso by a
single .38 caliber handgun bullet.
DuBose
accidentally shoots himself doing yardwork, per report
The Opp (Alabama) Police
Department did not give details of how the incident happened, only denying
media reports that it was the result of a hunting accident.
“50%
Pass And 50% Run Is Not Balanced. It’s
50% Stupid”
I like Mike “The Pirate” Leach. I really do.
He’s good for College Football and other coaches could learn from him.
“I want all the positions to touch it.
There’s nothing balanced about 50 percent run and 50 percent pass. Because
that’s 50 percent stupid. Now what is balanced is when you have five skill
positions and all five are contributing to the offensive effort in a somewhat
equal fashion, then that’s balanced. But this notion that if you hand it to one
guy 50 percent of the time and you throw it to a combination of two guys the
other 50 percent of the time and you’re balanced and you proudly pat yourself
on the back and tell yourself that — and people have been doing that for
decades — well you’re delusional.”
PSU Helicopter Buzzes Tailgaters in Attempt to
“Break Up” Unruly Crowd
This
story makes absolutely no sense. PSU
officers flew a Police Helicopter low over an “unruly” group of tailgaters in
an effort to get them to disperse. Four hours before the game. First of all, what the hell do you think
tailgaters before the biggest game of the season are going to be other than
unruly? And secondly, who
the F@#$% was complaining that they were unruly, other than the police?
This is a classic situation of the law simply needing
to walk away and the crowd will, believe it or not, probably self-manage and
also let some people know when they’re getting out of hand. When the law enters the equation, you
suddenly have sides.
And
where this was probably caused by a handful of disruptive fans, there were
hundreds of law-abiding fans that were put in harm’s way.
You
can bet the ole MMQ will be tracking this one.
Over-enforcement at a football tailgate is dumb. No one is there to hurt anyone, until someone
creates an opportunity to hurt someone.
To the Pilots reading: Is that even legal for law enforcement/authority to do? Is this an FAA incident?
Satan
“Slams” the Student Body For Not Attending “Blow-Out”
Chalk it up to not getting his way (as he always does),
Satan lashed out at the students for not showing up to a game that was 49-0 at
halftime. Seriously? Can you blame the students or the fans for
showing up to a lame-game like that?
Schedule some real teams and your absence problems will go away...
Because students didn’t show up in droves for this
one game, Saban suggested offering their tickets to the general public.
“Me, personally, I think it ought to be
first-come, first-serve,” Saban said. “If they don’t want to come to the game, they
don’t have to come. But I’m sure there’s enough people around here that would
like to go to the games, and we’d like for them to come too because they
support the players.
I-I-I Chief Glaringly ABSENT As The First NCAA
Hoops Trial Gets Underway
Not surprising, really, that the Head Idiot-In-Indy is not at the
Hoops Scandal Trial in New York.
Good article pointing out how the I-I-I is trying to look
the other way on this one as its biggest gravy train goes under the
microscope. Can you imagine 15-20 of the
top 30 programs in the country going on NCAA Tourney suspension at the
same time if they find enough supporting evidence? Nope.
The I-I-I will keep their ostrich heads in the sand on this one…
THE FMQ
And
another BAD week. I don’t get it. Nobody gets it. The Purple Kitties were and still are
statistically awful. Michigan should
have wiped them up with a mop. If
anyone tells you they know what’s going on this college football season, you
can tell them they’re full of it.
So, based on the fact that I screwed up so bad last week
and my parlay would have paid off if I would have JUST DONE EVERYTHING OPPOSITE
–
So, You Got It!
Opposite Week!
This week’s picks:
Clemson @ Wake Forest (+20): Wake Forest has been pretty efficient this season, and they play
better at home. And I’m still not
convinced that Clemson is Clemson with close wins against the Aggies and
Syracuse. I really like the points here,
but – OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Clemson and
lay the 20 for $25
LSU @ GATORLAND (+2.5): Call
me goofy, but I think this spread is the wrong way. I actually had to look at it twice. Florida getting
points at home... Let’s not
forget that these two teams/schools/fanbases absolutely hate each other. And LSU screwed Florida during the hurricane
fiasco year. Still, I think LSU may not
be as good as advertised. Making me really
want to take Gatorland and the points at home.
OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take LSU and lay the 2.5
for $25
Iowa @ The Gophers
(+7.5): Hmmmmm…Nobody believes that the
Flecker is better at rowing the boat at home than he is on the road? That
Maryland loss looked bad and I watched the replay of that game on the BTN in
60. (I really love that little feature! You can almost watch an entire game in 45
minutes!) Anyway, Iowa seems to own the
Gophers and 7.5 isn’t a lot to lay on the road – OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take the Gophers and the
7.5 for $25
The Cornsuckers @ Wiscy
(-16.5): This again looks like a lot of points
for a B1G rivalry game. I wonder if
Frosty thinks this is a “winnable” game.
We haven’t heard
much out of the fair haired boy this week.
I’m liking the points here as the cornsuckers must have figured some
stuff out on defense by now, right?
RIGHT? OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Wiscy and lay the
16.5 for $25
Florida State @ Miami (-13.5): Is
Florida State REALLY THIS BAD? Two TD
Dog against a rival? I’m
scratching me head on this one a little as I have to believe that Taggart is
going to find a way to win sooner or later.
And these guys all know each other and have probably been trash texting
each other all week. The points look so
tempting, but – OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Miami and lay the 13.5
for $25
Indiana @ THE Sex Toy
University (-26): Should
be a big, emotional let down for THE STU after a nail biter in Happy Valley. It
kind of makes me wonder about this spread. Again, POINTS LOOK SO INVITING! I just don’t think IU is that bad of a team. However, OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take THE STU and lay the
26 for $25
Domers @ Va Tech (+7): So
the domers have been doing pretty well against the number. And they got the MMQ last week when Stanford
visited. And they were road warriors at Wake
Forest, racking up nearly 500 yards of offense in the process, proving they can
play on the road. I probably should ride
the domer momentum and lay the points, but – OPPOSITE WEE!
Take Va Tech and the 7 for
$25
Northwestern @ LNU (-10.5): Northwestern
has to go on the road, which hasn’t been kind to them in the past. Plus, they’re coming off an emotional loss
against Michigan. LNU has been
playing like crap, but still managing to win games, except for the 4th
quarter oops against ASU. And they play
better at home. Can’t think that way
because – OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Northwestern and the
10 for $25
The Red River
Shootout: Texas vs. Oklahoma (-6.5): HMMMMM…. Seems like a big spread for a rivalry
game. However, Oklahoma has scored at
will against just about everyone and I really can’t hold the Army near upset
against them because of that Army offense.
Still, this is Texas and they’re not a bad team. OPPOSITE WEEK!.
Take Oklahoma and lay the
6.5 for $25
Satan’s Warriors @
Arkansas (+35): This seems like a huge
spread in a game that’s usually pretty close.
But, Arkansas. Still, wondering how on earth Arkansas
can be “this bad” after being a somewhat competitive team under Brett B. This is on the road and Alabama always slips
somewhere where you least expect it. I
got burned last week laying points with Bama…I learned my lesson, but –
OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Satan’s Warriors and
lay the 34.5 for $25
Derks Terps (I don’t know
how many more times I’ll get to type that) @ MICHIGAN (-16.5
O/U: 47.5) Seeing as how I’ve been right more times than
wrong on Michigan this season, I feel confident in this analysis. Maryland beat Texas, which looks like
a better and better team each week, but lost to Temple, allowing them to get
nearly 500 yards of offense in the process.
Maryland has two slippery QB’s and I have a feeling this could be a
close, low scoring affair. BUT –
OPPOSITE WEEK!
Take Michigan and lay the 16.5
for $50
Take the OVER for $50
PARLAY!
3 Bet/Team Parlay: 6-1
Michigan – Michigan/Derk’s
Terps OVER - Northwestern: $25
TOTAL BET: $300
Bank: $359.5
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