Domers, Domers, Domers....

Just so were all Clear as to the MMQ’s position on Notre Dame:

JEEZ I HATE THESE GUYS!!!!

Random Thoughts From Saturday

1. You CAN’T spot anyone in the college game 21 points and expect to win…Well, maybe Sparty, but they are the only one…..
2. DON’T FUMBLE THE FOOTBALL…
3. DON’T GIVE THE FOOTBAL AWAY…
4. HANG ON TO THE BALL.
5. CATH THE F%@^ING BALL.
6. If I ever see a cute little green leprechaun I am going to kick his little green ass and paint him Maize and Blue so stupid Irish Luck goes away....

Observations:

1. So, exactly what did they give Wuzzles to ease his pain? Horse tranquilizers?
2. Did anyone catch the presser? He was stoned – I swear to God…giggling like a guy that was high for the first time…
3. Notre Dame will not win 7 games this year. No one else will spot them the 21 points and give them a defensive touchdown to boot…
4. Rich Rod had better figure out a way for the offense to hang on to the ball…or he will be looking for a job and find a spot on the hot seat in the MMQ’s Blog….
5. I think I am already fatigued from this season…
6. Wuzzles comment that “Notre Dame is not some garbage school that everyone can crap on all the time”, was not entirely true….The are a garbage school and they get crapped on often…But I will agree that it’s not all the time, at this point, anyway…

Bo Schembechler wrote in his book that Woody Hayes said no player was worth a turnover. Meaning, if you fumbled the ball in practice, you didn’t play in the game. If you fumbled in a game, you didn’t play for the rest of the season. And if you fumbled against a major rival, well, check your uniform at the door because you wouldn’t even be on the depth chart at that point… I believe this mantra holds true for a lot of coaches…but Saturday cannot be indicative of that style of coaching. You need to be able to hang on to the football and not give it up to the other team. Plain and simple. I can forgive the long bomb over Morgan Trent’s head…Hey, that’s going to happen. But Cissocar, Minor, Sheridan, Threet, Grady and whoever else coughed it up – I hope you pay the price this week and a little of Woody’s preaching is brought into the locker room.

Just for the record: The Wolverines let a live ball touch the ground or threw it into their opponents hands 11 times and lost 6 of those miscues…..I can’t remember the last time this happened, but an announcer stated it had been since 1992…That would have been Moeller, folks. Nothing like that under Carr would have been tolerated, I believe.

Open E-mail to Rich Rod:
Perhaps plays that DON’T INVOLVE PASSING THE BALL BACKWARDS SO THAT IF IT’S DROPPED IT ISN’T A LIVE BALL ARE IN ORDER UNTIL YOU GET ALL THIS CRAP WORKED OUT.

So, yes…disappointment and aggravating all at the same time.

DOMERS: I will not congratulate you, and that may be why Michigan Fans are hated around the country and the globe. But if you can honestly feel good about that victory, well, then I guess that’s your prerogative. I mean, I would have like the victory if I had been handed it, don’t get me wrong. But I would have preferred to have earned it.

SPARTY: In a downpour, you played tough and Ringer is proving his worth. Take care of the Domers. I would rather see them get knocked down a peg than have them beat you and have to listen to all the waking up the echoes crap that will start if they win. Clausen for Heismann and all that bullshit.

SUCKEYES: Okay – Everyone knew that Beanie Wells wouldn’t play. But, uh, did you remember to practice and TRY to do something besides what everyone thought you were going to do? Where’s the team and play calling from the team that beat Texas a year ago? Is the vest the next Hot Seat Victim? Suckeye Nation will surely NOT Put up with getting humiliated on a national stage for much longer…

GATORLAND: Byes are nice….

AUBURN: In case you DIDN’T see it – yes, Auburn beat Mississippi State 3-2. That’s 3 points to 2 points. As in a field goal vs. a safety. It wasn’t snowing, hell, it wasn’t even raining that much…..

CHEESEHEADS: Nice win for the Big 10 over the Anytime, Anywhere, Any Place boys from Fresno….That was definitely a trap game…

HOAKIES: Nice win over the Bumblebees of Georgia Tech…I really thought you might slip there….

GAMECOCKS: Another loss for the Ole Ball Coach….Skip Holz is one step closer to an SEC job…But I think he can do better, if he wants out of the Carolinas all together….

USC RUBBERS: Okay…They are good….Can they stay healthy and focused in LA-LA Land? That’s always the question….

BRUINS: 59-0????? 59-0? To BYU? Are you kidding me? I want to know if UCLA has EVER lost a game like that…..

UPSET OF THE WEEK: If anyone listens to the fan at 5 o’clock on Fridays, you get to here Stony and Wojo talk to the Wynn Casino Sports Book Manager Johnny Avello. Johnny picks the games with surprising accuracy and gives you a good game summary. But I am really starting to like his picks of the week. He stated that UNLV would probably hang with ASU, and not only did they hang with them, the upset them outright….Way to go JOHNNY!!!

HOT SEAT (Or the RACE FOR SKIP HOLTZ):

1. Spurrier: At 1-2 and with and unranked South Carolina team that was ranked earlier, well, let’s just say it has to be getting warm…
2. Willingham: Win a game….Just one….
3. Wuzzles: Come on….Even the true Domer faithful can’t be entirely happy with that victory…They are not that great and MSU I hope will be a better test…
4. Tommy Bowden: As long as he keeps winning…
5. SABAN: Just because it will happen sooner or later…

Getting Warm.

1. Rich Rod: If there isn’t a FIREROD website yet, if they lose to the Cheeseheads and Illini, expect one VERY SOON…..
2. Tressel: Yes, the vested one has to be feeling some heat over the public humiliations that the Suckeyes have put on in the last 3 out of 4 games….I don’t think barely beating Ohio U wins over too many fans in Suckeye Nation….
3. Mangino (Kansas): Another large individual not known for eating salad, loses to a school they should have beat…(South Florida)….Oh, yes, now even Kansas fans think they should win every game after last year’s run.

HOPING FOR A BOWL SHOT AT 6-6,

MMQ